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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Strikerkc wrote: »
    I would kill a man if I could find heavy Colossus. I'm stuck with medium right now.

    I suspect I won't find Colossus until my insanity run. Which is coming up
    as soon as I can decide who dies on Virmire. I might save Kaiden since I have never saved him, but that thought makes me sad for Ashley's sisters.

    I might be overthinking it.
    Kaiden dies. He's the spiritual succesor to Carth Onasi, and he must die.

    I had no problems throwing him under the bus every chance I got...
    But I LIKE Kaiden.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Kaiden Onassi jokes are more old and busted then Wrex's balls

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  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    Excuse me sir I've serve in the core I would know.
    aboot face

    Seaman! Fetch me a bag of milk, on the double!

    Then you should know it's spelled Corps, not core.

    And I was in the Army, and we don't have Gunnery Sergeants in the Army. Or Lance Corporals.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    Excuse me sir I've serve in the core I would know.

    Then you should know it's spelled Corps, not core.
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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    Kaiden Onassi jokes are more old and busted then Wrex's balls

    man you have said what is old and busted but neglected to point out the new hotness

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  • StrikerkcStrikerkc Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Strikerkc wrote: »
    I would kill a man if I could find heavy Colossus. I'm stuck with medium right now.

    I suspect I won't find Colossus until my insanity run. Which is coming up
    as soon as I can decide who dies on Virmire. I might save Kaiden since I have never saved him, but that thought makes me sad for Ashley's sisters.

    I might be overthinking it.
    Kaiden dies. He's the spiritual succesor to Carth Onasi, and he must die.

    I had no problems throwing him under the bus every chance I got...
    But I LIKE Kaiden.
    No, no you don't. You hate him with a passion that rivals the intensity of 1000 burning Quarian refuge ship.

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  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Zaylenz wrote: »
    Zaylenz wrote: »
    takyris wrote: »
    Robman wrote: »
    Hmmm another thing to notice about ME, why isn't there a LCdr? Why is a senior officer (captain is just below flag officer status iirc) commanding so small a ship? And how in the hell is the XO leading the assault teams? Oh well hurf hurf drywall science fiction etc.

    been awhile since last playthrugh, but don't you get promoted from lt-cmdr after eden prime?

    as for small size of ship, i'd note that it's a cutting-edge stealth ship, perfect for nihlus to observe shepard during delicate or covert missions. beyond "oooh shiny tech," normandy was partially designed to be springboard for first human spectre. suggests rationale for caprain on small, use of shepard.

    I thought (could be wrong) that Kaiden was promoted to Lt. Cmdr.?

    Edit: Besides, it's entirely likely that the chain-o-command has change in at least a couple ways over the last couple hundred years. (My version of "A wizard did it!")

    Nah, I think Kaiden is a Lieutenant, not Lt. Commander. If I remember my ranks right, a Lieutenant in the Navy is equivalent to a Captain in the Army. Sheppard is a Commander, or the equivalent of a Lt. Colonel in the Army.

    Actually if you want to get picky, Sheppard and Kaiden are Marines, so they should have Marine rankings, which are the same as the Army.

    The ranks never really bothered me in my playthroughs. Actually if I remember right, the Navigator on the Normandy was questioning why someone of Captain Anderson's stature was captain of the Normandy before Eden Prime.

    Um, no.

    As far as I'm aware, in the US at least, the Marine officers have the same rankings as the Army.
    It goes something like 2nd Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Captain, Major, Lt. Colonel, Colonel, Brigadier General, Major General, Lt. General, General. Wikipedia seems to support me on this, so please correct me if I'm wrong here.

    Ah, officer rankings. I'll defer to more learned opinions here. I never bother with officer rankings. I just knew to salute.

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  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    Robman wrote: »
    Excuse me sir I've serve in the core I would know.

    Then you should know it's spelled Corps, not core.
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    :P

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  • RaykefireRaykefire Devil by the Deed Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    Excuse me sir I've serve in the core I would know.
    aboot face

    Seaman! Fetch me a bag of milk, on the double!

    Then you should know it's spelled Corps, not core.

    And I was in the Army, and we don't have Gunnery Sergeants in the Army. Or Lance Corporals.

    I'm in the Army too and our officer ranks mirror the Marines, and that is what was being discussed. But I am pretty sure they are using some type of bastardized Navy ranks cause once humanity reches the stars it's all Navy, cause, ya know, ships. :P

    Beat cause I'm slow.

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  • takyristakyris Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    santa wanted more info. this sorta qualifies. oxm article from last month now online. pics as well.

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  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Raykefire wrote: »
    Robman wrote: »
    Excuse me sir I've serve in the core I would know.
    aboot face

    Seaman! Fetch me a bag of milk, on the double!

    Then you should know it's spelled Corps, not core.

    And I was in the Army, and we don't have Gunnery Sergeants in the Army. Or Lance Corporals.

    I'm in the Army too and our officer ranks mirror the Marines, and that is what was being discussed. But I am pretty sure they are using some type of bastardized Navy ranks cause once humanity reches the stars it's all Navy, cause, ya know, ships. :P


    The Army never gets any respect in sci-fi. Ian Douglas' books especially. The Army Special Forces are made to look inept. Of course, his books are about gung-ho marine stuff, and he is elevating the marines to mythic status, but... come on, share the love.


    And I realized my error in not noting the conversation was about officer ranks. For some reason, the first thing my mind jumped to was enlisted. Go figure. :)

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  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    And am I the only on that thinks the Air Force is going to be the one dictating future space command structures. Although I'd love to see what they come up with for "Airman." it'll be like something out of 50's sci-fi. "This is Spaceman Spiff reporting as ordered."

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    takyris wrote: »
    santa wanted more info. this sorta qualifies. oxm article from last month now online. pics as well.

    Ooooo.

    Still doesn't answer if I get my Liara back, get on it taky. :P

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Navy makes more sense, spaceships are pretty similar to submarines.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    takyris wrote: »
    santa wanted more info. this sorta qualifies. oxm article from last month now online. pics as well.

    New for July would be good. There really isn't much of anything in there we haven't heard about or discussed to death.

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  • RaykefireRaykefire Devil by the Deed Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    And am I the only on that thinks the Air Force is going to be the one dictating future space command structures. Although I'd love to see what they come up with for "Airman." it'll be like something out of 50's sci-fi. "This is Spaceman Spiff reporting as ordered."

    I am pretty sure Space Command is under the Air Force so yeah they will probably "own the skies" as long as they have planty of chairs in the ships ;)

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The Systems Alliance is not controlled by the Future United States. Alliance Naval ranks and who might be assigned to what job is at the discretion of the creators of the game. And paying attention to the actual dialogue will provide enough of an excuse to suspend disbelief in the TO&E of a fictional organisation in a video game.

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  • StrikerkcStrikerkc Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    Navy makes more sense, spaceships are pretty similar to submarines.

    But it's more likely that Air force will be involved with getting to outer space, and actualy having a military prsence there.

    If anything I'd expect airforce to lead the way, then have a new branch added for fully outerspace operations, with bleed over like the current system has (like how Navy, Marines, and Air Force all have fixed wing aircraft, for example).

    Any ways, I'm sure I'll pick my favorite shepard and play through regaurdless of what happened (I really don't rememer what I did with him, it's been so long) and actualy role play through. Then I'll make a new shepard from the "cannon" plot provided at the start of ME2 for those starting fresh with ME2. Probably do one or two play throughs like that.

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  • RaykefireRaykefire Devil by the Deed Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Now that I brought my 360 out here after R&R I am going to get a savegame ready for ME2, I am thinking of a final savegame that I will pick choices based on how I feel like playing it (the frist two playthroughs will be extreme Ren/Par) The only think is I have make an engineer to unlock AI Hacking, because my original run through was with a Infiltrator and I want to do that again, prolly min/maxing with the "gold" build version but I need to find more synthetics.

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  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The Systems Alliance is not controlled by the Future United States. Alliance Naval ranks and who might be assigned to what job is at the discretion of the creators of the game. And paying attention to the actual dialogue will provide enough of an excuse to suspend disbelief in the TO&E of a fictional organisation in a video game.

    Well, yeah. Jeez.

    :P

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The Systems Alliance is not controlled by the Future United States. Alliance Naval ranks and who might be assigned to what job is at the discretion of the creators of the game. And paying attention to the actual dialogue will provide enough of an excuse to suspend disbelief in the TO&E of a fictional organisation in a video game.

    The naval ranks existed long before America. You yanks, always thinking everything is about you. And so angry. Relax.
    Any ways, I'm sure I'll pick my favorite shepard and play through regaurdless of what happened (I really don't rememer what I did with him, it's been so long) and actualy role play through. Then I'll make a new shepard from the "cannon" plot provided at the start of ME2 for those starting fresh with ME2. Probably do one or two play throughs like that.

    I'm going to have my paragon and Shepard, Space Asshole playthroughs at the 60 cap raedy and waiting when ME2 hits the shelves.

    Then I'll have to flip a coin, although I can't expect being a space asshole will be as hilarious and rewarding without Wrex and Garrus backing me up.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You know.

    I still have never done a renegade playthrough. I can't bring myself to do it. The closest I've got is a paragon run where I make renegade choices for the big shit (Except the Rachni Queen. I couldn't do that either.) I should probably redo that run.

    I'm so weak.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Just watch the awesome videos of BIG STUPID JELLYFISH and Shepard punching and shooting everyone that pissed you off in the first game. Also, being drunk helps. Drink lots of Jack Daniels.

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  • Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    You know.

    I still have never done a renegade playthrough. I can't bring myself to do it. The closest I've got is a paragon run where I make renegade choices for the big shit (Except the Rachni Queen. I couldn't do that either.) I should probably redo that run.

    I'm so weak.

    Ha, you're like me. I had to use the Lorik Quinn exploit just to get the Renegade achievement.

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The Systems Alliance is not controlled by the Future United States. Alliance Naval ranks and who might be assigned to what job is at the discretion of the creators of the game. And paying attention to the actual dialogue will provide enough of an excuse to suspend disbelief in the TO&E of a fictional organisation in a video game.

    TO&E? Table of Officers and Enlisted?

    e: eh, I had it closer the first time. Table of Organization and Equipment.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You know, if they did use an existing system of the Air Force ranks, it should be the British.

    Because then you would be Wing Commander Shepard.

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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    and leftenant alenko

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    You know, if they did use an existing system of the Air Force ranks, it should be the British.

    Because then you would be Wing Commander Shepard.

    Yes, but that would make Garrus into Maniac.

    ... wait, that might work.

    Also, please don't make me dream about Freelancer / Wing Commander / Mass Effect hybrid.

    Explore the galaxy trading and rooting out pirate dens, take on flight missions for the Alliance, the Quarians, the Krogan and the rest, and then land on a planet to explore? With RPG mechanics throughout - upgrading the ship in addition to your party.


    I'll be in my bunk.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Flight Lieutenant actually

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranks_and_insignia_of_NATO_Air_Forces_Officers

    And Hackett would have been Space Chief Marshall Hackett, surely the most badass title in history

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  • TheBoginatorTheBoginator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    Flight Lieutenant actually

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranks_and_insignia_of_NATO_Air_Forces_Officers

    And Hackett would have been Space Chief Marshall Hackett, surely the most badass title in history

    If you BioWare guys were thinking about doing a retcon, this would be the one I would be most behind.

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    Robman wrote: »
    No you don't. It's mass effect brah, just grab your controller in one hand and your dick with the other and go to town
  • StrikerkcStrikerkc Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    and the late leftenant alenko

    Seriously though, Wing Commander Shepard works by me.

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  • spamfilterspamfilter Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    You know.

    I still have never done a renegade playthrough. I can't bring myself to do it. The closest I've got is a paragon run where I make renegade choices for the big shit (Except the Rachni Queen. I couldn't do that either.) I should probably redo that run.

    I'm so weak.

    That's funny, even in my Paragon run I killed the Rachni Queen. With the Krogan population decimated, I just couldn't risk another Rachni plague on the galaxy. Plus everyone thought they were extinct anyway, so I was just finishing the job that the council originally authorized any way.

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  • DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm the opposite, I can't bring myself on doing Paragon things in most the stuff I see. You just meet so many annoying people that you need to shoot in the face.

    I went all Paragon on that Preaching Hanar though, because goddamn me if I'm going to be mean to that incredibly polite floating jellyfish. And I'm always cool towards Garrus and Wrex 'cause they my bros, man.

    Rest though? Renegade all the way.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Soverign instigated the Rachni War! The Queen was repentant for sins she didn't even commit! You're a monster.

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  • H*RH*R Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    Just watch the awesome videos of BIG STUPID JELLYFISH and Shepard punching and shooting everyone that pissed you off in the first game. Also, being drunk helps. Drink lots of Jack Daniels.

    Any good links to these videos?

    Or do i just search YouTube for "Asshole Shepard".

    ...on second thought, that may not be a good idea.

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    H*R wrote: »
    Robman wrote: »
    Just watch the awesome videos of BIG STUPID JELLYFISH and Shepard punching and shooting everyone that pissed you off in the first game. Also, being drunk helps. Drink lots of Jack Daniels.

    Any good links to these videos?

    Or do i just search YouTube for "Asshole Shepard".

    ...on second thought, that may not be a good idea.

    Is that the "Commander Shepard is such a jerk" video?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy-eRfupYbA

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  • gjaustingjaustin Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    spamfilter wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    You know.

    I still have never done a renegade playthrough. I can't bring myself to do it. The closest I've got is a paragon run where I make renegade choices for the big shit (Except the Rachni Queen. I couldn't do that either.) I should probably redo that run.

    I'm so weak.

    That's funny, even in my Paragon run I killed the Rachni Queen. With the Krogan population decimated, I just couldn't risk another Rachni plague on the galaxy. Plus everyone thought they were extinct anyway, so I was just finishing the job that the council originally authorized any way.


    I was able to do a Renegade run, but even then I couldn't commit genocide. As I'm keen to remind people, genocide is not cool.

    The only other Renegade option I wasn't able to do was nominate Udina for the council. The best I could do was abstain, assuming he (or another politician) would probably be selected over Anderson.

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  • VeritasVRVeritasVR Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    H*R wrote: »
    Robman wrote: »
    Just watch the awesome videos of BIG STUPID JELLYFISH and Shepard punching and shooting everyone that pissed you off in the first game. Also, being drunk helps. Drink lots of Jack Daniels.

    Any good links to these videos?

    Or do i just search YouTube for "Asshole Shepard".

    ...on second thought, that may not be a good idea.

    Is that the "Commander Shepard is such a jerk" video?

    <snip>

    So. Fucking. Awesome.

    Also: Santa Claus?

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So my date is tomorrow, I am thinking of taking a Tower of Hanoi to impress her. What do you think?

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    LewieP wrote: »
    So my date is tomorrow, I am thinking of taking a Tower of Hanoi to impress her. What do you think?

    You should just ask her if she wants to see your Tower of Hanoi.
    :winky:

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