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Billy Mays Dies

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  • HenroidHenroid Radio Demon Internet HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So like, do they stop airing all his infomercials now or something?

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    Centrism is just the cowardly way to be a bigot w/o being explicit about it.
    American politics isn't 4D chess, it's just if you give a shit about other people or not.
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    So like, do they stop airing all his infomercials now or something?

    Death cannot stop the beard.

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  • HenroidHenroid Radio Demon Internet HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So on Conan he called his speaking manner "projecting." Does this mean from now on he'll be astral-projecting?

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    Centrism is just the cowardly way to be a bigot w/o being explicit about it.
    American politics isn't 4D chess, it's just if you give a shit about other people or not.
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Nurse, Veteran, Army Mom, Ficus, Space Dad, Survivor Contestant God Bless This Mess Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    So on Conan he called his speaking manner "projecting." Does this mean from now on he'll be astral-projecting?
    He was good country people.

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    So on Conan he called his speaking manner "projecting." Does this mean from now on he'll be astral-projecting?

    Hi, I'm Billy Mays and I'm here to talk to you about Heaven. It slices, it dices, and you aren't going to believe the results.

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It sounds like he died as a result of a concussion...

    He was on the plane that crash landed in Tampa. It seems similar to what happened to Liam Neeson's wife earlier this year.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What the fuck man!

    Pitchman was so awesome

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    We'll know after they do the autopsy but that sounds like the only thing it could be at this point.

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The only clip I've ever seenof Pitchman he was at a McDonalds and ordered like 6 cheeseburgers.


    So let's not rule out being a pig as a cause of death.

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Cerebrovascular accident as a result of hypertension as a result of being a fatty

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What the fuck is going on?

    This has been a really weird week.

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    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    my sister is blaming some crossroads demon from supernatural

    Phonehand on
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    is your sister hot

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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    holy shit D:

    I loved billy mays

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    this is actually more surprising than ed mcmahon or farrah fawcett or michael jackson

    like, way more surprising

    he was just on conan

    it was the first episode of the new conan I watched

    oh god what have I done

    The Tonight Show is cursed. Conan is next.

    Edit - Oh God, what have I done?

    What was necessary.

    You're a bad person. I hope you go to the fiery pits of Hell where the Shamwow guy will hound you, while the rest of us ascend above to be smiled upon by Billy.

    I'm not fond of his Tonight Show.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    is your sister hot

    it's quite warm right now, i wouldn't be surprised

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Burden I know what you're trying to do

    You're trying to make me hate you

    Nothing can tear us apart don't you worry bout that

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You're one of those strange ones, aren't you?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jack LaLanne is still alive and that is all that matters.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Jack LaLanne is still alive and that is all that matters.

    whew

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    phonehand is a pretty, pretty boy so I suspect his sister may be as well

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    phonehand is a pretty, pretty boy so I suspect his sister may be as well

    His sister is a pretty boy?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sure whatever

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    we're all sexless beings anyway

    Phonehand on
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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    No, he meant that she is most likely pretty like he is.

    I don't understand your confusion.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    goddamn aliens

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You're one of those strange ones, aren't you?

    I carved our names on a tree :)

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the shamwow guy gains 100 pounds and grows a thick beard and starts barking things in german
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  • MonstyMonsty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Son of a bitch!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    welp

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  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    an episode of pitchmen was on earlier today

    wherein the British guy, Sully, made a joke about Billy dying

    not cool, Discovery channel

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    the shamwow guy gains 100 pounds and grows a thick beard and starts barking things in german
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    That wins so hard.

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    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    this hit me a lot harder than MJ or ed or farrah

    because goddamn

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sakujo

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    on the bright side, at least hopefully this will make people shut up about that stupid "they come in threes!!!!" crap

    Fallout on
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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    on the bright side, at least hopefully this will make people shut up about that stupid "they come in threes!!!!" crap

    hahaha that's cute

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  • DefaultuserDefaultuser Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    holy shit D:

    I loved billy mays

    His constant yelling was a comforting certainty in an unpredictable world.

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    hellobergymod.gifAlbinos invade America's anus.
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    on the bright side, at least hopefully this will make people shut up about that stupid "they come in threes!!!!" crap

    hahaha that's cute

    a man can dream

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqdZ4t1cft4

    HI BILLY MAYS HERE, PLAYIN' SOME METAL

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    hahahahahaha oh god

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