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Billy Mays Dies

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Four teenagers, one of them a friend of mine, were killed in a car crash outside Santa Fe last night.

    A drunk driver veered into the wrong lane and crashed into their car.

    Fuck you, New Mexico drivers.

    Holy crap.

    All four of them? That's insane. What happened to the drunk driver?

    Nonlethal injuries.

    The driver of the car that was struck is in critical state at a hospital, his four passengers died, and the drunk driver is conscious and coherent at a local hospital.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    One of the shitty things about drunk driving accidents is that the drunk guy, being in a physically relaxed state, is more likely to survive

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    http://www.santafenewmexican.com/Local%20News/victims-of-the-crash

    There's a link to the story.

    Fucking bullshit.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hypernetic wrote: »
    Isn't it pretty much common knowledge that you don't go to sleep with a concussion?

    That's an old wives tale. There is no inherent danger in letting someone sleep; sleeping isn't going to kill someone. The problem is that if someone is sleeping, signs of their degradation might be difficult to assess. Either way, if you take a shot to the head, you need to be examined.

    So maybe the 'common knowledge' should be 'don't let someone who has a concussion sleep until they've seen a doctor and been examined'

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The one time I got a concussion (from falling off my bed drunk), I laughed, climbed back on my bed and fell asleep for 13 hours.

    :[

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I still don't know why we don't have the death penalty for these types of people

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    http://www.santafenewmexican.com/Local%20News/victims-of-the-crash

    There's a link to the story.

    Fucking bullshit.

    that is horrible, I'm really sorry man. It seems like they would have all been a pleasure to know.

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Drunk driving isn't the only problem down here:

    People don't use their signals
    People go down the wrong direction of one ways just to take a shortcut
    People drive erratically and impatiently
    There are street racer jackasses (in car or on bike)

    People REALLY suck at driving in this state, and there's no push to make it better other than the anti-drunk driving stuff.

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm sort of glad I live in a town where you can't walk more than two blocks without seeing a patrol car.

    I mean, it might be another story if I didn't walk just about everywhere, but still.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    New Mexico driving really is insane.

    It's not like Boston, where people are crazy but capable drivers. The biggest danger in Boston is getting flustered by everyone else and crashing your own car.

    In New Mexico, people are aggressive and unskilled drivers, and you basically have to remain alert. I've had to drive my car into a ditch more than once to avoid being sideswiped or t-boned.

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Paris is full of totally capable drivers, but with no regard for pedestrians.

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    HyperneticHypernetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Hypernetic wrote: »
    Isn't it pretty much common knowledge that you don't go to sleep with a concussion?

    That's an old wives tale. There is no inherent danger in letting someone sleep; sleeping isn't going to kill someone. The problem is that if someone is sleeping, signs of their degradation might be difficult to assess. Either way, if you take a shot to the head, you need to be examined.

    So maybe the 'common knowledge' should be 'don't let someone who has a concussion sleep until they've seen a doctor and been examined'


    That's what I meant. Obviously you will have to go to sleep at some point. A lot of times hospitals will hold you overnight to monitor you if you have concussion. Going to sleep with a concussion doesn't equal death, not by a long shot, but it's unwise to ignore it.

    Bottom line: You should always go to a doctor or the ER immediately if you take a big blow/bump to the head.

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    unironically enjoying korean gangster rap

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    A thought came to me today:

    If there's one good thing to come out of all of this, it's a rejuvenation of crack-pot conspiracy theories. Not in the least, how crazy people are going to try to link these 4 deaths, never mind the amount of people who have died this past weekend who weren't famous.

    So, random train of thought: I wonder how many well-educated people Billy Mays could convince that various conspiracy theories were true. Hell, even just one, say "The moon landing was fake". I'd want to see that documentary, I think Billy Mays has just the right push power to convince people to buy into anything.

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    HyperneticHypernetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    slow wrote: »
    unironically enjoying korean gangster rap

    I didn't know such a thing existed. I have a feeling that if I could understand the lyrics, they would make me laugh.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm going to miss his unusually usefull products.

    R.I.P :cry:

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Paris is full of totally capable drivers, but with no regard for pedestrians.

    This is true for basically every large city.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Salt Lake City

    has a culture where pedestrians get to do what ever the fuck they want

    walk across the roads at any time

    you're supposed to stop for them

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hypernetic wrote: »
    slow wrote: »
    unironically enjoying korean gangster rap

    I didn't know such a thing existed. I have a feeling that if I could understand the lyrics, they would make me laugh.

    Rapping all about how dangerous fans are.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sad news. I was at my church job this morning when people found out, so it started off with one facebook status update which seemed like a joke until others started mentioning it too. There's always the chance that other pa people were in on the joke but I will be damned if it somehow spread to the masses that quickly

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Hypernetic wrote: »
    slow wrote: »
    unironically enjoying korean gangster rap
    I didn't know such a thing existed. I have a feeling that if I could understand the lyrics, they would make me laugh.
    Rapping all about how dangerous fans are.
    it's great because despite being otherwise all korean, they still throw the n-word in there every few lines

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    Salt Lake City

    has a culture where pedestrians get to do what ever the fuck they want

    walk across the roads at any time

    you're supposed to stop for them

    Yeah it was like that .. somewhere else I was, I forget, but someone said that even if somebody jumped in front of your car, you are liable. Which I think is crazy and not right maybe.

    Also I had a small concussion earlier this week. They suck, shoulda been wearing my bicycle helmet, which I never do. Huge lump on my head and I was way nauseous all day. Bad memory, way out of it, etc.

    The worst part though is the $950 catscan bill because I have no insurance.

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    HyperneticHypernetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    slow wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Hypernetic wrote: »
    slow wrote: »
    unironically enjoying korean gangster rap
    I didn't know such a thing existed. I have a feeling that if I could understand the lyrics, they would make me laugh.
    Rapping all about how dangerous fans are.
    it's great because despite being otherwise all korean, they still throw the n-word in there every few lines

    lol
    I'm going to miss his unusually usefull products.

    R.I.P :cry:

    Um, you do know that he didn't actually make those products right? He just yelled about them on commercials.

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    edited June 2009
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    FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    One of the shitty things about drunk driving accidents is that the drunk guy, being in a physically relaxed state, is more likely to survive

    I, honestly, believe this to be the one thing truly right with the universe.

    An asshole who thought that it couldn't happen to him gets the guilt of 5 families telling him he is the scum of the Earth

    And manslaughter charges putting him in jail for a long, long time

    All for one mistake that he had been repeatedly advised not to make since he was a child

    Hope it was all worth it, fuckwit

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah except the other people are dead.

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    FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It's an awful tragedy either way you slice it

    But I would rather the worthless asshole responsible be alive to face the punishment for what he'd done, than have him die a painless, drunken death.

    [edit] tfs: :C

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fugitive wrote: »
    And manslaughter charges putting him in jail for a long, long time
    Not if you're rich and white!

    Hey you heard about what's happening with the Genna 6 Teefs?

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    HyperneticHypernetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fugitive wrote: »
    And manslaughter charges putting him in jail for a long, long time
    Not if you're rich and white!


    ....not cool. The same applies if you are rich and of any race. In the US a good attorney is everything. For minor things like traffic violations and misdemeanor crimes the mere presence of a well known attorney is enough to have the case thrown out or the charges reduced to the point that it's basically the same thing.

    Being white has little to do with anything in America anymore. In fact, since most people are afraid to be accused of racism and the like they are more harsh towards white people these days.

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    hypernetic you are adorable

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hypernetic wrote: »
    Fugitive wrote: »
    And manslaughter charges putting him in jail for a long, long time
    Not if you're rich and white!
    In fact, since most people are afraid to be accused of racism and the like they are more harsh towards white people these days.

    Except not!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    being rich makes your race pretty goddamn irrelevant, especially if you're famous

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hypernetic wrote: »
    Fugitive wrote: »
    And manslaughter charges putting him in jail for a long, long time
    Not if you're rich and white!
    In fact, since most people are afraid to be accused of racism and the like they are more harsh towards white people these days.

    Except not!

    martha stewart

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fugitive wrote: »
    And manslaughter charges putting him in jail for a long, long time
    Not if you're rich and white!

    Hey you heard about what's happening with the Genna 6 Teefs?

    Jena 6

    yeah, it's horrible what they're doing to those poor boys

    $500 fines? Court costs? Seven days of probation?

    They'd never be so harsh to white kids!

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    FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hypernetic wrote: »
    Fugitive wrote: »
    And manslaughter charges putting him in jail for a long, long time
    Not if you're rich and white!
    Being white has little to do with anything in America anymore. In fact, since most people are afraid to be accused of racism and the like they are more harsh towards white people these days.

    Haha, awwww

    You're one of those people!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fugitive wrote: »
    And manslaughter charges putting him in jail for a long, long time
    Not if you're rich and white!

    Hey you heard about what's happening with the Genna 6 Teefs?

    Jena 6

    yeah, it's horrible what they're doing to those poor boys

    $500 fines? Court costs? Seven days of probation?

    They'd never be so harsh to white kids!

    I mean all they did was stamp on the head of an unconscious kid because they got their feelings hurt

    those poor boys

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