get a helmet, you're not going to have fun in a few years when your worldview gets completely raped
is this another one of those 'i can't get my mouth off of churchill's dick' posts
I don't even know what that means
that quote he wrote (which i think is wrongly attributed to him? i remember reading something about that) about being over 30 and liberal means you have no brain bullshit
okay?
I don't care what churchill says
I say you're very silly sometimes
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There was a story on a bunch of news sites about a parrot that Churchill supposedly owned. The thing is like 90 years old or something. Apparently it's not uncommon for some species of parrot to live that long.
There was a story on a bunch of news sites about a parrot that Churchill supposedly owned. The thing is like 90 years old or something. Apparently it's not uncommon for some species of parrot to live that long.
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edited June 2009
I have a book called distory
it is 100% insults by politicans, of politicians.
it's pretty great.
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
I was thinking the other day (strange, I know) and I realized "Isn't Social Security just a big, government sponsored ponzi scheme?"
-The End.
good lord
Well, it is. A ponzi scheme consists of taking money from investors to pay returns to other investors. You must constantly bring on new investors to keep the scheme going or it will collapse. Sound familiar?
edit: I'm not trying to make some kind of social commentary here or some kind of political statement either. I just think it's funny.
I was thinking the other day (strange, I know) and I realized "Isn't Social Security just a big, government sponsored ponzi scheme?"
-The End.
good lord
Well, it is. A ponzi scheme consists of taking money from investors to pay returns to other investors. You must constantly bring on new investors to keep the scheme going or it will collapse. Sound familiar?
the intent of a ponzi scheme is to defraud
you may have missed that
just because SS is a goddamn joke and horribly mismanaged does not make it intended to defraud
I was thinking the other day (strange, I know) and I realized "Isn't Social Security just a big, government sponsored ponzi scheme?"
-The End.
good lord
Well, it is. A ponzi scheme consists of taking money from investors to pay returns to other investors. You must constantly bring on new investors to keep the scheme going or it will collapse. Sound familiar?
the intent of a ponzi scheme is to defraud
you may have missed that
just because SS is a goddamn joke and horribly mismanaged does not make it intended to defraud
I was thinking the other day (strange, I know) and I realized "Isn't Social Security just a big, government sponsored ponzi scheme?"
-The End.
good lord
Well, it is. A ponzi scheme consists of taking money from investors to pay returns to other investors. You must constantly bring on new investors to keep the scheme going or it will collapse. Sound familiar?
edit: I'm not trying to make some kind of social commentary here or some kind of political statement either. I just think it's funny.
ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited June 2009
Well social security would have worked out fine if do gooding idiots would have just shut the hell up about how smoking kills.
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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And therefore loves Hitler.
The quote about being conservative when young = no heart and liberal when old = no brain.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
okay?
I don't care what churchill says
I say you're very silly sometimes
wartime leaders don't often make a smooth transition to peacetime
just look at Patton
Buckle up!
Anyway, the bird swears constantly.
that movie is awesome yes
this is my favorite thing that I have read today
I was thinking the other day (strange, I know) and I realized "Isn't Social Security just a big, government sponsored ponzi scheme?"
-The End.
i'm in my mid 20s and pretty cynical and still about as liberal as a person can be
it is 100% insults by politicans, of politicians.
it's pretty great.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
If you consider being tarred and feathered after driving the nation into poverty well.
Well once you hit 30, if you are still liberal, aliens will come and remove your brain. They will replace it with some kind of cheese.
Actually I dislike a lot of things
I....
no you know what
I'm gonna eat these cheeze its
I would have been almost constantly drunk and smoking
in charge of england during WWII? pass me the fucking whiskey bottle and the cigars and shut the fuck up
Well, it is. A ponzi scheme consists of taking money from investors to pay returns to other investors. You must constantly bring on new investors to keep the scheme going or it will collapse. Sound familiar?
edit: I'm not trying to make some kind of social commentary here or some kind of political statement either. I just think it's funny.
so you would be churchill is what you're saying
the intent of a ponzi scheme is to defraud
you may have missed that
just because SS is a goddamn joke and horribly mismanaged does not make it intended to defraud
hell yes he does
until the very instant I ran out of booze and smokes
then I wouldn't play anymore
Read my edit.
no, you're just dumb
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.