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Lets go kill some Pirates

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    spono wrote: »
    100 rounds / day doesn't seem like enough

    it's not like the AK is a sniper rifle, and who knows how far apart the boats are

    yeah but you gotta figure at least thirty people are gonna buy into this

    the pirates are gonna be outnumbered

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    maybe you can pay more for weapon upgrades

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    spono wrote: »
    maybe you can pay more for weapon upgrades

    They'll add that in the DLC package.

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    Tube wrote: »
    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    spono wrote: »
    maybe you can pay more for weapon upgrades

    ten thousand to pimp your weapon out

    solid gold AK 47

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    gotta have to reserve a spawn point as well

    just in case

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    It increases aggro generated when firing! Somalis hate gold!

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    One minute until someone mentions I'm on a boat by TLI.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    delete your post macro

    BY MAKING AN OBSERVATION, YOU'VE INFLUENCED THE SYSTEM

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    maybe you can pay more for weapon upgrades

    ten thousand to pimp your weapon out

    solid gold AK 47

    fist pound

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    so many fist pounds on that cruise boat

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I found the little shield upgrades you could get to be completely impractical. I'm pretty sure they never actually blocked any damage and they looked goofy as all hell.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    hopefully they have cannons as an option

    I mean, if you're fighting pirates, you might as well go authentic

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    hard target 2

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited June 2009
    I want a documentary on this!

    or at least a Discovery channel episode or 2 part special

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Forget all this pirate cruise shit, they need to make those Predator drones available for this shit. Send out some dummy boats, wait for pirates, then use your intertrons connection to fly in a blow up some pirates.

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza RIP Iwata-san..... ...and thanks for the Switch, you magnificent bastard.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My dreams are becoming reality.

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So I just skimmed this thread waiting for someone to point out that this is a hoax, but alas...

    So are the former special forces guys going to dive in front of bullets or what? I don't care how good of shots they are (the special forces, as far as shooting the pirates before they shoot at you), it only takes 1/10th of a second for a 16 year old kid on a little speed boat to pull a trigger.

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    Don't worry guys we'll shoot the RPG's out of the air!

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I would do this in a heartbeat.


    I actually wouldn't, I don't wanna shoot anyone.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    So I just skimmed this thread waiting for someone to point out that this is a hoax, but alas...

    So are the former special forces guys going to dive in front of bullets or what? I don't care how good of shots they are, it only takes 1/10th of a second for a 16 year old kid on a little speed boat to pull a trigger.

    I don't think you understand how bullets work

    also untrained idiotic starving scum with a gun the size of their body work either

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Drew-B wrote: »
    So I just skimmed this thread waiting for someone to point out that this is a hoax, but alas...

    So are the former special forces guys going to dive in front of bullets or what? I don't care how good of shots they are, it only takes 1/10th of a second for a 16 year old kid on a little speed boat to pull a trigger.

    I don't think you understand how bullets work

    also untrained idiotic starving scum with a gun the size of their body work either

    Pip, that sarcasm didn't go over your head.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm used to people being dumb

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fair enough

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I'm used to people being dumb

    You live in Florida after all

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  • TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It's not a bad idea though really. We give murderous idiots guns and send them out to battle with murderous pirates with guns. Whoever loses, we win

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited June 2009
    but either way

    we're still killing people

    so I don't think is very good at all, besides you know....it could provide with a cool documentary

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I wonder what sort of weapon orientation they put the passengers through. Being any kind of accurate with an AK from short to medium distance is not an easy thing to do, untrained.

    I mean, they surely wouldn't want the passengers to miss their chance at shooting some teenager with a high powered rifle because the gun wasn't cocked properly!

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm surprised no one has mentioned how badass a documentary of this thing would be.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I want a seven part hbo miniseries on zimfan's butt

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  • Cornell002Cornell002 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I want in.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    We're talking about russian special forces here

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited June 2009
    that's the spirit

    edit: this was towards JC and Koshian

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I think the proper way to hunt pirates should be similar to an English fox hunt. We'll train dolphins to track them and ride jet skis with machine guns and rockets. Afterwards we drink brandy and smoke fine cigars.

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  • DefaultuserDefaultuser Registered User
    edited June 2009
    You guys do realize this is a hoax, right?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    I wonder what sort of weapon orientation they put the passengers through. Being any kind of accurate with an AK from short to medium distance is not an easy thing to do, untrained.

    I mean, they surely wouldn't want the passengers to miss their chance at shooting some teenager with a high powered rifle because the gun wasn't cocked properly!

    which is why they need to give them m16s

    only way that could be easier is if it was labeled

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  • TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    I think the proper way to hunt pirates should be similar to an English fox hunt. We'll train dolphins to track them and ride jet skis with machine guns and rockets. Afterwards we drink brandy and smoke fine cigars.

    One dude on a jetski with a bugle

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Drew-B wrote: »
    I wonder what sort of weapon orientation they put the passengers through. Being any kind of accurate with an AK from short to medium distance is not an easy thing to do, untrained.

    I mean, they surely wouldn't want the passengers to miss their chance at shooting some teenager with a high powered rifle because the gun wasn't cocked properly!

    which is why they need to give them m16s

    only way that could be easier is if it was labeled

    I'm sure they'd get semi-automatic AK-47's, and if they were to get the M16, I'm sure it'd be an AR-15. I think a lot of people underestimate how difficult it is to be accurate with a firearm. I do a lot of shooting, and it's definitely not "point and shoot" by any means, regardless of the weapon.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    I want a seven part hbo miniseries on zimfan's butt

    "Plumbing the Abyss: A Colonic Journey"

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    As far as picking it up and knowing what does what though the m16 is pretty much the simplest thing ever with the exception of a single-shot

    Hitting things is a whole 'nother story

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    As far as picking it up and knowing what does what though the m16 is pretty much the simplest thing ever with the exception of a single-shot

    Hitting things is a whole 'nother story

    Ah yeah, you can teach someone how to operate one in a few minutes, but when I said the "It's not point and shoot" thing, I meant as far as hitting a target goes. So yes, I agree good sir.

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