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Lets go kill some Pirates

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    there are now two things i love about russia

    Unknown User on
  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    guys I think this is sort of relevant

    I'm staying in Edmonton right now and I want to go fire a gun for the first time at the shooting range they have at the mall

    I have no idea what kind of gun I want

    gun list is here: http://www.shootingcentre.com/membership.html

    help me out

    Start with the smallest caliber weapon possible.

    Koshian wrote: »
    the whole "I would pay cash money to murder people" thing doesn't do wonders for your image

    also wanting to have fought in world war II is a bit iffy

    I'm not talking about eating babies here. I'm talking about a desire to do a job that would ensure the safety of others by killing those that would do them harm. Fuck if that makes me a bad person then anyone who has ever fought in any war or joined the military is a bad person.
    big 'ol fuckin' toolbag
    funny how you can't see any nuances that separate going on a pirate hunting cruise from being a member of the armed forces who have rules of engagement and a command structure instead of just running around killing people that seem bad

    Hmmm
    "Hey look there's bunch of guys approaching us a small craft yelling at us in Somali and and pointing AK's at us."

    "They're probably just asking for directions to the nearest port."

    "They just shot Bill."

    "That's probably just their way of saying hello."

    Well what have we got here? A presumptuous little bitch by the looks of it. Can you believe this twat thinks that any group based in Europe that's hired to protect freighters in the Indian Ocean is going to indiscriminately open fire on random people at sea? Some people don't think before they post I suppose. Any group that did that would most likely get hauled in by any number of peacekeeping organizations, or smoked in open waters. The pirates would be more likely to surrender to superior firepower and numbers anyway. CEOs of big companies aren't going to want to go to jail and those bringing the pirates to justice don't want to be anally raped in some third world prison. Could that mean that they would in fact have an ROE and people that they answer to? Why yes, I think that is exactly what that means.

    Taranis on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    I don't think you understand how russian cruises in somalia work bro.

    Unknown User on
  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This is a big ol' troll thread

    they have got to all be in on it

    Seta 3000 on
  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i find that people whose first impression of a prison is a risk of anal rape are a special group

    Seta 3000 on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    africans aren't people

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    i find that people whose first impression of a prison is a risk of anal rape are a special group

    of all the things to get up in arms about

    PiptheFair on
  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i'm out

    Seta 3000 on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    we need to make a somalia mmo

    Unknown User on
  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    quick, someone merge the Twilight MMO thread and this thread together

    Seta 3000 on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    rob I'm stealing that no takie backies

    PiptheFair on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    but i have a 2000 page design document ready to go!

    at least give me a creative credit

    Unknown User on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    no

    you can live in my butt when I am wealthy if you so choose

    PiptheFair on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you might have to live with bel though

    she seems to be camping out in it

    PiptheFair on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    that seems like a fair compromise.

    Unknown User on
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    guys I think this is sort of relevant

    I'm staying in Edmonton right now and I want to go fire a gun for the first time at the shooting range they have at the mall

    I have no idea what kind of gun I want

    gun list is here: http://www.shootingcentre.com/membership.html

    help me out

    Start with the smallest caliber weapon possible.

    Koshian wrote: »
    the whole "I would pay cash money to murder people" thing doesn't do wonders for your image

    also wanting to have fought in world war II is a bit iffy

    I'm not talking about eating babies here. I'm talking about a desire to do a job that would ensure the safety of others by killing those that would do them harm. Fuck if that makes me a bad person then anyone who has ever fought in any war or joined the military is a bad person.
    big 'ol fuckin' toolbag
    funny how you can't see any nuances that separate going on a pirate hunting cruise from being a member of the armed forces who have rules of engagement and a command structure instead of just running around killing people that seem bad

    Hmmm
    "Hey look there's bunch of guys approaching us a small craft yelling at us in Somali and and pointing AK's at us."

    "They're probably just asking for directions to the nearest port."

    "They just shot Bill."

    "That's probably just their way of saying hello."

    Well what have we got here? A presumptuous little bitch by the looks of it. Can you believe this twat thinks that any group based in Europe that's hired to protect freighters in the Indian Ocean is going to indiscriminately open fire on random people at sea? Some people don't think before they post I suppose. Any group that did that would most likely get hauled in by any number of peacekeeping organizations, or smoked in open waters. The pirates would be more likely to surrender to superior firepower and numbers anyway. CEOs of big companies aren't going to want to go to jail and those bringing the pirates to justice don't want to be anally raped in some third world prison. Could that mean that they would in fact have an ROE and people that they answer to? Why yes, I think that is exactly what that means.
    this is a post

    The Far Side on
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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    a post? i think someone is being a presumptuous little bitch

    Seta 3000 on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    by the looks of it.

    Unknown User on
  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That was awesome.

    Artreus on
    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So, did it not occur to anyone within 1/2 second that this isn't real, or am I alone on this one

    Zombiemambo on
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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Hmmm
    "Hey look there's bunch of guys approaching us a small craft yelling at us in Somali and and pointing AK's at us."

    "They're probably just asking for directions to the nearest port."

    "They just shot Bill."

    "That's probably just their way of saying hello."

    Well what have we got here? A presumptuous little bitch by the looks of it. Can you believe this twat thinks that any group based in Europe that's hired to protect freighters in the Indian Ocean is going to indiscriminately open fire on random people at sea? Some people don't think before they post I suppose. Any group that did that would most likely get hauled in by any number of peacekeeping organizations, or smoked in open waters. The pirates would be more likely to surrender to superior firepower and numbers anyway. CEOs of big companies aren't going to want to go to jail and those bringing the pirates to justice don't want to be anally raped in some third world prison. Could that mean that they would in fact have an ROE and people that they answer to? Why yes, I think that is exactly what that means.

    You're certainly one to talk about thinking before posting.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So, did it not occur to anyone within 1/2 second that this isn't real, or am I alone on this one

    Its too good to not be real

    T. J. Nutty Nub on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    its russian of course its real why would they lie

    Unknown User on
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    my foot is bleeding, what the heck

    Koshian on
  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    my foot is bleeding, what the heck

    Your foot has radiation poisoning and is going to die.



    Thank you for using robodoc, we hope to see you again soon.

    Burning Organ on
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    its russian of course its real why would they lie

    Especially lying about killing people!

    Pharezon on
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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So, did it not occur to anyone within 1/2 second that this isn't real, or am I alone on this one

    nope, it's been said

    Lockout on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    Pharezon wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    its russian of course its real why would they lie

    Especially lying about killing people!

    this made me laugh a good deal

    A+

    Unknown User on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You guys do realize this is a hoax, right?

    You mean this isn't going to be on the Discovery Channel right after The Deadliest Catch?

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    We should all save up and send Pony on this.
    and defender

    Bendery It Like Beckham on
  • NostregarNostregar Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    BYToady wrote: »
    You guys do realize this is a hoax, right?

    You mean this isn't going to be on the Discovery Channel right after The Deadliest Catch?

    I would watch that show

    mainly to see all the supposed tough-guys on the cruise get shot

    Nostregar on
    Nostregar wrote: »
    I think that an entire religious debate done in haiku would be genuinely enjoyable.
    You say there is God
    I see only the fleshmeat
    Prove your space daddy
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mike Rowe, shootin' some pirates, being all charismatic.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    so ive updated my bad kitty squirt bottle from regular water to soapy water

    the regular water isnt working anymore

    Unknown User on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    so ive updated my bad kitty squirt bottle from regular water to soapy water

    the regular water isnt working anymore

    carbolic acid is much better

    PiptheFair on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    BYToady wrote: »
    Mike Rowe, shootin' some pirates, being all charismatic.

    I want to see what kind of puns he comes up with for Somali pirate-shooting

    Me Too! on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Taranis is a real prize

    I wonder if he's a teenager, or just an adult man with the mindset of one.

    Druhim on
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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Indeed, if I were an adult I would know that key to maritime security is asking politely and hugs and kisses.

    Taranis on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    When did this become about security and not about hunting people?

    Unknown User on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Indeed, if I were an adult I would know that key to maritime security is asking politely and hugs and kisses.

    Difference between a job enforcing the law and going out looking to shoot some bitches

    Me Too! on
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Interests:
    Guns, anime

    The Far Side on
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