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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Air wrote: »
    like where is the clit now

    If she got to keep it in a jar, preserved for all time. That would be pretty boss.

    Canada_jezus on
    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    rest of the orgy must have been pretty wild

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Someone took the phrase eating pussy a bit extreme.

    Hunter on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Air wrote: »
    like where is the clit now

    my theory is a dark ritual

    PiptheFair on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Someone swallowed it and got clit powers.

    Seriously on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    like where is the clit now

    my theory is a dark ritual

    What kind of sick perverted dark god would want a sacrifice involving the clit of some Craigslist whore your fucktard roommate was banging?

    Wait, that's Slaanesh isn't it.

    Hunter on
  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I bet it was a huge clit that is kind of like a mini-dick.

    Canada_jezus on
    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • edited June 2009
    i live with five ladies and i love all of them

    bongi on
  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I live in a standalone one bedroom apartment.

    It's basically the best setup imaginable for me.

    ShimSham on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh by the by it was a chick that bit the demi-clit off

    PiptheFair on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    i live with five ladies and i love all of them

    :zzz:

    Ruckus on
    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • edited June 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i live with five ladies and i love all of them

    :zzz:
    sometimes we have these big orgies

    bongi on
  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    bongi do you live in a sitcom? Because that sounds like it'd be a sitcom.

    EDIT: After that last reply, I no longer think that it is a sitcom.

    Sir Platypus on
  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Affordable rent for the queer guy

    Canada_jezus on
    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Air wrote: »
    like where is the clit now

    Pip is a culinary student so I think I know what happened to it.

    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    toby are you in london I will be there immediately

    PiptheFair on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i have a roommate who is paying for 70 dollars of directv and also rent

    and has been for 3 months now

    and he hasnt moved in yet

    Kovak on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Affordable rent for the queer guy

    It's like living in an ice creamery and he's lactose intolerant. Such a waste.

    Hunter on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm trying to think a you're so gay joke for Bongi but really nothing matches his gayfactor.

    Ruckus on
    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Living in a free arcade with crippling arthritus.

    Ruckus on
    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Affordable rent for the queer guy

    It's like living in an ice creamery and he's lactose intolerant. Such a waste.

    I'm trying to think of the equivalent of rolling ice cream around the mouth but not swallowing.

    Canada_jezus on
    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Affordable rent for the queer guy

    It's more like a really amped up Three's Company.

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    i live with five ladies and i love all of them

    is it like

    love-hina-anime-picture.jpg

    Air on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Affordable rent for the queer guy

    It's more like a really amped up Three's Company.

    If that means Don Knotts lives below and watches, I'm on board.

    Hunter on
  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Affordable rent for the queer guy

    It's more like a really amped up Three's Company.

    We don't have that show here, but i bet you're totally right.

    Canada_jezus on
    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    or how about

    vh55om.jpg

    Air on
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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Affordable rent for the queer guy

    It's more like a really amped up Three's Company.

    We don't have that show here, but i bet you're totally right.

    It's a documentary about John Ritter curing himself of the gay by living with a hot blond and her slightly less attractive room mate.

    Sheep on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Air wrote: »
    or how about

    vh55om.jpg

    wanna meet that show

    PiptheFair on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That would be the only reality show I would watch. Take some dude, preferably a guy about to get married or somebody who has had only one girlfriend he's far too attached to, and lock him in a house with like 20 chicks ranging from hot, to damn hot, to skanky hot, to just whore.

    Make him stay there for two weeks stocked with booze, condoms, and good food. Film everything. If he lasts, they pay for his wedding or whatever. If not, porn.

    Hunter on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    unfortunately the way the japanese do it im pretty sure theres a heartfelt and tearful speech about every 6 minutes

    and its probably some shit about how he respects them all

    Air on
    darjeelingshortsig95.jpg
  • edited June 2009
    but none of those are boys

    bongi on
  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Or five of them just stand around and watch as the most homely one gives him a pixelated lackluster handjob. Then annilingus, for 45 minutes.

    Canada_jezus on
    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    but none of those are boys

    They are in the thai version

    Canada_jezus on
    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    Someone swallowed it and got clit powers.

    kirby.jpg

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    good show amp'd

    Swill on
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    but none of those are boys

    They are in the Catholic version

    Sheep on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Great now Air is trying to get us all fired too.

    Thanks, assholes.

    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    good show amp'd

    I'm thinking that's what he intended

    I'm just here to hit you over the heads until you get it

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Air wrote: »
    unfortunately the way the japanese do it im pretty sure theres a heartfelt and tearful speech about every 6 minutes

    and its probably some shit about how he respects them all

    When really all he wants to do it get his rape on while all the others get it from tentacles.

    That's how the Japanese think.

    KalTorak on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    unfortunately the way the japanese do it im pretty sure theres a heartfelt and tearful speech about every 6 minutes

    and its probably some shit about how he respects them all

    When really all he wants to do it get his rape on while all the others get it from tentacles.

    That's how the Japanese think.

    I'm sure he steals their used panties to stock the vending machines too.

    Hunter on
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