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I hate redneck neighbors

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    unfortunately the way the japanese do it im pretty sure theres a heartfelt and tearful speech about every 6 minutes

    and its probably some shit about how he respects them all

    When really all he wants to do it get his rape on while all the others get it from tentacles.

    That's how the Japanese think.

    I'm sure he steals their used panties to stock the vending machines too.

    And then buys them back.

    KalTorak on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    That would be the only reality show I would watch. Take some dude, preferably a guy about to get married or somebody who has had only one girlfriend he's far too attached to, and lock him in a house with like 20 chicks ranging from hot, to damn hot, to skanky hot, to just whore.

    Make him stay there for two weeks stocked with booze, condoms, and good food. Film everything. If he lasts, they pay for his wedding or whatever. If not, porn.

    Do you work for Vault-Tec?

    Ruckus on
    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    also the clothing extruders break

    AMP'd on
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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What if he has sex with the fine food?

    Sir Platypus on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    No lightbulbs over 40 watts.

    Ruckus on
    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My neighbors used to hang around the parking lot behind me and party nearly every night. My nieces and nephew stayed over one night and were just having fun watching old Disney movies. Neighbors are outside causing a ruckus and one of them starts kicking on my back door. I opened it up and found this drunken asshole who wanted to invite me to the party. No thanks I say. The fucker stumbled into my house and started bitching about me being a bad neighbor for not wanting to be a part of their little scene. I told him to get the fuck out of my house and the little bitch refused. So I grabbed him by his neck and I dragged him out my door and tossed him into the grass. Walked back inside my apartment and grabbed a shotgun out of my laundry room. Went to the door and saw his buddies gathering around and told them to not even think about fucking with me. I closed the door and went back to watching The Lion King.

    I guess they moped around for a bit and called it a night. Two weeks later two apts out of four were empty and I haven't been bothered since. Sure I didn't like all the loud noises and raunchy behavior but I'm not one to tell people how to be if their actions aren't bothering me. Kick on my door and scare the little ones. Then come into my home and make us feel threatened then you can expect me to take offense. I know a few ways to stop nonsense and none of them are nice.

    Macro9 on
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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
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  • GrathGrath Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    I have quite an awesome setup.

    Theres some older lady that lives below me but she's almost never home she's like a flight attendant or something. The only wall I share is my living room and their bedroom and its thick ass cement.

    The worst thing I've ever had is people sitting at the top of the stairs by my window smoking at like 3am. I was playing video games so i didn't care.

    Grath on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    My neighbors used to hang around the parking lot behind me and party nearly every night. My nieces and nephew stayed over one night and were just having fun watching old Disney movies. Neighbors are outside causing a ruckus and one of them starts kicking on my back door. I opened it up and found this drunken asshole who wanted to invite me to the party. No thanks I say. The fucker stumbled into my house and started bitching about me being a bad neighbor for not wanting to be a part of their little scene. I told him to get the fuck out of my house and the little bitch refused. So I grabbed him by his neck and I dragged him out my door and tossed him into the grass. Walked back inside my apartment and grabbed a shotgun out of my laundry room. Went to the door and saw his buddies gathering around and told them to not even think about fucking with me. I closed the door and went back to watching The Lion King.

    I guess they moped around for a bit and called it a night. Two weeks later two apts out of four were empty and I haven't been bothered since. Sure I didn't like all the loud noises and raunchy behavior but I'm not one to tell people how to be if their actions aren't bothering me. Kick on my door and scare the little ones. Then come into my home and make us feel threatened then you can expect me to take offense. I know a few ways to stop nonsense and none of them are nice.

    This story would have been more awesome if you blew a hole in his chest and fucked his heart in front of his friends.

    misbehavin on
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    probably

    'honey are you ok should we stop'

    'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I've got a pretty sweet living arrangement. My apartment is in a nice old building in a really nice neighborhood. The rent is a steal for the area. The bedroom and living room are huge. The kitchen's a little small, but it works. It's just me and my girlfriend so there's no more roommate bullshit.

    The landlady is pretty nice, and is usually really good about having repairs done.

    I guess this doesn't belong in this thread.

    CrossBuster on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I've got a pretty sweet living arrangement. My apartment is in a nice old building in a really nice neighborhood. The rent is a steal for the area. The bedroom and living room are huge. The kitchen's a little small, but it works. It's just me and my girlfriend so there's no more roommate bullshit.

    The landlady is pretty nice, and is usually really good about having repairs done.

    I guess this doesn't belong in this thread.

    The turkey was a little dry...DAMN YOU MONKEY PAW!

    Hunter on
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    My neighbors used to hang around the parking lot behind me and party nearly every night. My nieces and nephew stayed over one night and were just having fun watching old Disney movies. Neighbors are outside causing a ruckus and one of them starts kicking on my back door. I opened it up and found this drunken asshole who wanted to invite me to the party. No thanks I say. The fucker stumbled into my house and started bitching about me being a bad neighbor for not wanting to be a part of their little scene. I told him to get the fuck out of my house and the little bitch refused. So I grabbed him by his neck and I dragged him out my door and tossed him into the grass. Walked back inside my apartment and grabbed a shotgun out of my laundry room. Went to the door and saw his buddies gathering around and told them to not even think about fucking with me. I closed the door and went back to watching The Lion King.

    I guess they moped around for a bit and called it a night. Two weeks later two apts out of four were empty and I haven't been bothered since. Sure I didn't like all the loud noises and raunchy behavior but I'm not one to tell people how to be if their actions aren't bothering me. Kick on my door and scare the little ones. Then come into my home and make us feel threatened then you can expect me to take offense. I know a few ways to stop nonsense and none of them are nice.

    Shit yeah.

    I dumped a girl once when she told me she wouldn't stay with me any more after finding out I kept a few guns in the house.

    Specifically for assholes like you just described.

    Sheep on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My mother-in-law tried to tell me that keeping guns in the house was wrong and dangerous after my son was born. I laughed at her and told her now I had something important to protect. I probably should have just shot her.

    Hunter on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    My mother-in-law tried to tell me that keeping guns in the house was wrong and dangerous after my son was born. I laughed at her and told her now I had something important to protect. I probably should have just shot her.

    A decision you will regret for the rest of your life.

    Macro9 on
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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I really hate college students.
    Well, ones who have the attitude of "it's summer! It is now time to party every night since we no longer have to get up in the morning for classes!"
    Fuckers.
    I actually do have to sleep at night due to having to go to work in the morning.
    I hate living in an over-priced college town, and therefore having to live near students in order to afford the rent. I stay away from the area of town near the frats, but I can only get so far away.

    MulysaSempronius on
    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • Airking850Airking850 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The last apartment I was in, we lived across the hall from an old dude who wrote poems about hockey and would show up at our apartment every week or so to recite his poems about hockey.

    Airking850 on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I hope I don't have weird people living near me.

    Abracadaniel on
  • risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sheep wrote: »
    Guy bangs on my door the other day. Asks if he can come in and chill. Yeah, fine.

    Almost to the point of sobbing. You know me and Jess broke up right? Sure didn't. Yeah, I don't think she's ready for a relationship. Oh yeah? Did the constant stream of men in and out of the apartment while you were gone clue ya in?

    You realize by letting him in, you give him power over you like with vampires right?

    risumon on
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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Airking850 wrote: »
    The last apartment I was in, we lived across the hall from an old dude who wrote poems about hockey and would show up at our apartment every week or so to recite his poems about hockey.

    Hahaha, that's the best.

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I really hate college students.
    Well, ones who have the attitude of "it's summer! It is now time to party every night since we no longer have to get up in the morning for classes!"
    Fuckers.
    I actually do have to sleep at night due to having to go to work in the morning.
    I hate living in an over-priced college town, and therefore having to live near students in order to afford the rent. I stay away from the area of town near the frats, but I can only get so far away.

    We discovered last week that we have these just above us. Or rather, they are of the mindset, "Let's party and get fucked-up-drunk because it's THURSDAY!" I never understood that logic. Yeah, Thursday's the day before Friday. Is Friday part of the weekend now? Do we give every new baby chocolate eclair too?

    KalTorak on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I really hate college students.
    Well, ones who have the attitude of "it's summer! It is now time to party every night since we no longer have to get up in the morning for classes!"
    Fuckers.
    I actually do have to sleep at night due to having to go to work in the morning.
    I hate living in an over-priced college town, and therefore having to live near students in order to afford the rent. I stay away from the area of town near the frats, but I can only get so far away.

    We discovered last week that we have these just above us. Or rather, they are of the mindset, "Let's party and get fucked-up-drunk because it's THURSDAY!" I never understood that logic. Yeah, Thursday's the day before Friday. Is Friday part of the weekend now? Do we give every new baby chocolate eclair too?

    in germany at least, friday is usually the day with almost no/no lectures for the first few semesters

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    yeah, that's the way it is here too

    also, as an unrepentant alcoholic college student, fuck you, grandpa

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Thursday partying is fucking stupid.

    Save that keg and go wild the very next day.

    misbehavin on
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    probably

    'honey are you ok should we stop'

    'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    yeah, that's the way it is here too

    also, as an unrepentant alcoholic college student, fuck you, grandpa

    It was you damn kids that put a hole in my wall!

    KalTorak on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    yeah, that's the way it is here too

    also, as an unrepentant alcoholic college student, fuck you, grandpa
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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I hope all you Thursday drinkers get Holiday Heart and get a blood clot and have a stroke and die.

    misbehavin on
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    probably

    'honey are you ok should we stop'

    'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    risumon wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Guy bangs on my door the other day. Asks if he can come in and chill. Yeah, fine.

    Almost to the point of sobbing. You know me and Jess broke up right? Sure didn't. Yeah, I don't think she's ready for a relationship. Oh yeah? Did the constant stream of men in and out of the apartment while you were gone clue ya in?

    You realize by letting him in, you give him power over you like with vampires right?

    I have Cory Feldman on my side.

    Sheep on
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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I just never understood the treatment of a state of drunkeness as a goal to be admired.

    "My plan for tonight is to get fucking shitfaced and puke!"
    "Man, you should have seen it last night, I completely blacked out!"

    ...congrats?

    KalTorak on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nothing wrong with having fun. Sometimes getting wasted with friends is a fun thing.

    Macro9 on
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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My neighbor seems to think the entire street is his garage. He's got like 3-4 cars that he's working on (i assume he picks up junkers cheap, and fixes them up?) scattered around. keep in mind, i live in the city in a townhouse. typically, i don't really care but when there are car parts all over the place, and you're gunning the red dragon's engine in the middle of the day, it can get annoying. he seems like a nice guy though, and he hasn't blocked my parking pad in a while, so we cool. for now

    Dr. Frenchenstein on
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with having fun. Sometimes getting wasted with friends is a fun thing.

    Different strokes, I guess. I'm all for having a couple drinks while sitting around with friends, but I prefer it when the alcohol is an accessory rather than the main event.

    When you can't remember anything of the previous night, do you just assume that you had a good time?

    KalTorak on
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I just never understood the treatment of a state of drunkeness as a goal to be admired.

    "My plan for tonight is to get fucking shitfaced and puke!"
    "Man, you should have seen it last night, I completely blacked out!"

    ...congrats?

    Dunno about abroad, but it's probably due to American's inability to have any middle ground when it comes to vices.

    You either have to be completely good and Holy and puritan or you're an evil boozer who is destroying your life and family and setting a bad example.

    Sheep on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Thursday partying is fucking stupid.

    Save that keg and go wild the very next day.

    The school I went to was very close to NYC and Philly, so a lot of people went home to the city on weekends, be doing sports things, or would go skiing up in the mountains. Thursday became the party night because all of the people were around. Fridays and Saturdays were usually dead.

    Hunter on
  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    there are plenty of people who can booze it up and not be "OH MAN I DID SO MANY SHOTS I THREW UP ON YOUR DOG LOL" but yeah, just looking at textsfromlastnight.com there are plenty of folks looking to get fucked up.

    there seem to be quite a few entries from -044 numbers, that's England, right?

    Dr. Frenchenstein on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    that too

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with having fun. Sometimes getting wasted with friends is a fun thing.

    Is it ever any more fun than just sitting around enjoying your friends company with a glass of wine and some soft music? Because, if it is, then those people aren't really your friends, and you/they are just using them/you as an excuse to drink without feeling like an alcoholic fuckup.

    misbehavin on
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    probably

    'honey are you ok should we stop'

    'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    my uni bars have regular parties and whatever and they are always on thursdays
    i never go to them because i always have class on fridays
    and i would figure that they are mainly for art students who only have class a couple days a week and the main party bar is the one near all the arts shit so yea that makes sense
    but then my faculty also throws some parties, always on thursdays which is strange because we get almost no flexibility with our timetables so pretty much everyone else has class on fridays too

    Air on
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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    I've got a pretty sweet living arrangement. My apartment is in a nice old building in a really nice neighborhood. The rent is a steal for the area. The bedroom and living room are huge. The kitchen's a little small, but it works. It's just me and my girlfriend so there's no more roommate bullshit.

    The landlady is pretty nice, and is usually really good about having repairs done.

    I guess this doesn't belong in this thread.

    The turkey was a little dry...DAMN YOU MONKEY PAW!

    Nicely played.

    CrossBuster on
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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with having fun. Sometimes getting wasted with friends is a fun thing.

    Is it ever any more fun than just sitting around enjoying your friends company with a glass of wine and some soft music? Because, if it is, then those people aren't really your friends, and you/they are just using them/you as an excuse to drink without feeling like an alcoholic fuckup.

    I dunno, that seems a bit broadbrush/harsh. Some people like a more active evening, and that I can understand. I can understand people who want to go out to clubs and dance and have alcohol while they're there. I can understand people who want to watch a sporting event and drink beer while they're watching.

    What I don't understand is people for whom the entire point of the evening is to drink as much alcohol as possible, and blacking out/vomitting/getting a hangover is some sort of badge of accomplishment.

    Getting drunk as a byproduct/flavor to add to the main activity? Makes sense.
    Getting drunk as the main activity? Doesn't make sense.

    KalTorak on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with having fun. Sometimes getting wasted with friends is a fun thing.

    Is it ever any more fun than just sitting around enjoying your friends company with a glass of wine and some soft music? Because, if it is, then those people aren't really your friends, and you/they are just using them/you as an excuse to drink without feeling like an alcoholic fuckup.

    I dunno, that seems a bit broadbrush/harsh. Some people like a more active evening, and that I can understand. I can understand people who want to go out to clubs and dance and have alcohol while they're there. I can understand people who want to watch a sporting event and drink beer while they're watching.

    What I don't understand is people for whom the entire point of the evening is to drink as much alcohol as possible, and blacking out/vomitting/getting a hangover is some sort of badge of accomplishment.

    Getting drunk as a byproduct/flavor to add to the main activity? Makes sense.
    Getting drunk as the main activity? Doesn't make sense.

    I stand by what I said.

    Being drunk isn't a big deal, I've done it myself, but saying the fun is getting wasted with friends is just stupid. And, if you can't enjoy a normal non-drunken evening with the same set of friends, then they're not friends.

    misbehavin on
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    probably

    'honey are you ok should we stop'

    'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'
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