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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I second that.

    Some people require inebriation to tolerate.

    Sheep on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i like getting really fucked up

    but i also enjoy the events that occur while i get really fucked up

    and i don't get so fucked up that i black out.

    occasionally i vomit. sometimes i sleep in funny places.

    but i remember everything

    Dead Legend on
    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I've only chucked and blacked out once.

    After drinking a pint of scotch, pint of ever clear, three shots of tequila, one of those pony bottles of Jaegar, and 17 beers.

    I woke up on a twin bed mattress on the floor of a nasty apartment I have never been in before or since.

    I got up and left when I came to.

    Sheep on
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  • GrathGrath Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Getting wasted is something you grow out of.
    Getting a good buzz goin is fun all the zee time.

    Grath on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I only enjoy getting drunk because it often leads to many many interesting things

    FAQ on
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm pretty sure my roommate for orientation was gay.

    SirToasty on
  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited June 2009
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure my roommate for orientation was gay.

    you should sue

    ascot on
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Luckily shit didn't get awkward. He was a nice enough guy and there were no signs of him being attracted to me so it was all cool.

    SirToasty on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    gods sake sir toasty

    FAQ on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited June 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure my roommate for orientation was gay.

    you should sue

    Yes I agree

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure my roommate for orientation was gay.

    Fuck. Like twenty times, in a barn.

    Canada_jezus on
    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited June 2009
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Luckily shit didn't get awkward. He was a nice enough guy and there were no signs of him being attracted to me so it was all cool.

    Whoa whoa, he managed to resist the urge? Despite being the same room as a guy?
    Fucking hero of the gays right there.

    ascot on
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I saw him at check in and was thinking, "It would suck to room with him." Then he got on the elevator and said, "Looks like we're roommates."

    edit: Wow that sounds homophobic. He was kind of a weird looking dude to begin with.

    SirToasty on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    One time I was in jail and my cell mate was gay. He talked about having sex with dudes and made jokes about how on the little cases of hair gel they give us there is a piece of tape with FOR HAIR USE ONLY written on it. I was the only person in the entire place that was willing to let him in their cell. He was a funny motherfucker so it was their loss.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited June 2009
    It's true, I hit on every single guy that I encounter, I am not a gay hero

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I hit on guys, and I'm not even gay. Totally straight.

    KrunkMcGrunk on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My only out of the closet friend moved off to college last year. I don't have anyone making fun of how small my butt is. I should give him a call.

    Macro9 on
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have no gay friends

    I saw a gay person once I think, at the supermarket

    FAQ on
  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited June 2009
    He will probably be using the phone as a vibrator and when you call he will get off on it and that makes you gay too now

    ascot on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited June 2009
    I am insulted faq

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    loomdun you are not gay, we have been over this

    FAQ on
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am friends with one (1) gay guy. Best person to play sax with. Great playing chemistry and he's hilarious.

    SirToasty on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Well hmm

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Luckily shit didn't get awkward. He was a nice enough guy and there were no signs of him being attracted to me so it was all cool.

    uhhh

    Charles Kinbote on
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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Luckily shit didn't get awkward. He was a nice enough guy and there were no signs of him being attracted to me so it was all cool.

    Every woman you've ever been attracted to is terrified of you.

    vsove on
    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Luckily shit didn't get awkward. He was a nice enough guy and there were no signs of him being attracted to me so it was all cool.

    uhhh
    Yes I realize that.

    Should've read again before posting.

    SirToasty on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sir toasty that was possibly the most juvenile thing I've ever read on the internet

    and I am subscribed to the dora the explorer forums

    FAQ on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    "Listen, bro, you and I are cool as long as you manage to keep your consuming attraction for me under wraps, alright bud?"

    "I - "

    "I don't want to hear it, queermo. You stay over in your little gay corner of the room and I'll just hang out over here being straight."

    Charles Kinbote on
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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2009
    My room mate beat the shit out of me.

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sir toasty just lost all street cred ITT.

    Canada_jezus on
    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm pretty bad about not making sure my posts come out sounding horrible.

    SirToasty on
  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sir Toasty is a gay magnet.

    They just can't resist him.

    It must get so tiresome.

    KetBra on
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    well that is because you are gay

    and your roomate is sir toasty maybe

    in my little joke

    FAQ on
  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My first apartment sat next to this old lady's house who, every morning at 6, would partake in the following conversation with her dog:

    "Come on Daisy-May! Come on! Do your business! Do your poop! Come on Daisy-May!"

    Cristoval on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I really hate college students.
    Well, ones who have the attitude of "it's summer! It is now time to party every night since we no longer have to get up in the morning for classes!"
    Fuckers.
    I actually do have to sleep at night due to having to go to work in the morning.
    I hate living in an over-priced college town, and therefore having to live near students in order to afford the rent. I stay away from the area of town near the frats, but I can only get so far away.

    That's sorta the problem I have with one of my roommates.
    It's lessened now since he now has a job. But for a while it was "HEY LETS SMOKE POT EVERY NIGHT"
    When you have a party for smoking pot 50 days in a row... yeah, that's a sign of a problem, not something to cheer.

    neville on
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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2009
    He hit me in the head a whole bunch.

    It wasn't cool.

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited June 2009
    I always hear stories about straight guys being hit on by gay guys, and I'm always thinking maybe i'm just really ugly or something

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    okay okay

    let's all be honest for a second

    who isn't intensely attracted to sirtoasty

    FAQ on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    this is my impression of cheerios:

    "hey man

    stop hitting me in the head"

    Charles Kinbote on
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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    :winky:
    :(

    SirToasty on
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