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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ack wrote: »
    can someone please make me a black man

    From scratch? What are the ingredients?

    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    ack wrote: »
    can someone please make me a black man

    From scratch? What are the ingredients?

    Mostly carbon and water.

    Hunter on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    ack wrote: »
    can someone please make me a black man

    From scratch? What are the ingredients?

    Mostly carbon and water.

    Yeah but active ingredients are always only like 1%. I'm thinking 2% rhythm and 0.5% blues these days.

    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Lots of Steves running around in this thread.


    The place I was just hired has 4 Stevens in the marketing department alone. I made it 5.

    DrZiplock on
    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    ack wrote: »
    can someone please make me a black man

    From scratch? What are the ingredients?

    Mostly carbon and water.

    Yeah but active ingredients are always only like 1%. I'm thinking 2% rhythm and 0.5% blues these days.

    Pinch of soul and a dash of smooth.

    Hunter on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Don't forget the ash.

    L|ama on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    There's were like 9 Mikes here at my office but I think they laid off half of them.

    And when I worked at Whirlpool I swear they had a hundred Daves. I started calling them Dave-# after a while.

    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    These are the Daves I know, I know

    These are the Daves I know.

    Abracadaniel on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Here we've started going by the first initial of our last name.

    Makes things a little less confusing.

    DrZiplock on
    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?

    Hunter on
  • MorgensternMorgenstern Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bunch of Johns all up in my place of work.

    We're all a bunch of Johns, looking for Janes.

    Morgenstern on
    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mang

    My times in the dorms were awesome

    For nerd shit: floor wide Halo LAN parties.
    Floor v. Floor games

    For brah shit: Theme parties with the girls on the other floors, multiple invites to exclusive events (since half of the people in my school are Greek), and tons of fist pounding.

    My first roomie was a fucking hippie though, but a nice dude. My second roomie was my best friend from first year, so it was actually kind of a bromance.

    This was my sophmore year. Except it was only a couple nerds and more stoner rapper-aspirants. But this was school in New England so take that with a grain of salt. The one rich boy on the hall had a plasma tv an xbox, and a sweet leather couch. I don't think his room was ever empty or door closed. I think we barged into his room during finals week while he was sleeping to play Halo. It was a pretty awesome year.

    My freshman year roommate wasn't a bad guy per se. We were just too different. He was New Jersey Natty Ice fist pound brah case race get drunk until I pee in the corner and I wasn't. In fact he was the first person I ever saw completely drunk. Third day into orientation fucker gets carried home at 4 AM, barfs in the common room and appears to have fainted. I freaked out a bit thinking my roommate had died within the first week of school. At first I would lay out newspaper and put the waste paper basket within easy reach. After a while I just stopped caring. Though I did shove his visiting drunk buddy down a flight of stairs for using the my corner of the room as a urinal. I think he woke up two floors directly above us.

    The Otaku Suppository on
    I guess sometimes count out Touchdown Tom.
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Here we've started going by the first initial of our last name.

    Makes things a little less confusing.

    Like secret agent code names? That sounds awesome.
    To: Agent F
    Fm: Agent M
    CC: Agent L

    Subj: Copier brokeded

    Dude, I think the copier is broke again

    M

    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters
  • MorgensternMorgenstern Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wait, you had roommates who just pissed wherever they wanted in your place?

    Morgenstern on
    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    We need Rank to come in here and tell us about the crackhouse he lived in.

    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    He lived in a crackhouse? Really?

    Was he a whore, a pimp, or just wanted Hepatitis?

    Hunter on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    he was a load-bearing pillar

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
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  • MorgensternMorgenstern Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    He was the sink.

    Morgenstern on
    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I don't remember the whole story but I guess he lived in this house for a little while that was essentially full of coke heads that disposed of all forms of waste pretty much anywhere. It was a really disgusting story.

    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Here we've started going by the first initial of our last name.

    Makes things a little less confusing.

    Like secret agent code names? That sounds awesome.
    To: Agent F
    Fm: Agent M
    CC: Agent L

    Subj: Copier brokeded

    Dude, I think the copier is broke again

    M

    Pretty much, yea.

    An email that just came across looked like this:

    To: Z, M, H
    From: K

    Subject: The List is incomplete

    Z, M, H:

    The provided list is incomplete and the job can't be finished as such. Please advise on new target date.

    -K





    It's pretty badass until you remember we're a marketing department.

    DrZiplock on
    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You guys should have rapper prefixes and suffixes to those initials.

    Grandmaster M, Easy H, K Skeezy, and of course Dr. Z

    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters
  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    I don't remember the whole story but I guess he lived in this house for a little while that was essentially full of coke heads that disposed of all forms of waste pretty much anywhere. It was a really disgusting story.

    I remember this. It was disgusting, but simultaneously glorious. Although I'm willing to bet he'd disagree.

    Coldbrand on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    How the fuck is that glorious

    Zen Vulgarity on
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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    How the fuck is that glorious

    explosions, but more of a "SPLORT" instead of a "BOOM"

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The enlargened butt plug

    The Black Hunter on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Macro9 on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Only Rank would stay there, even for 150 bucks a month.

    Hunter on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My gooooooood

    The Black Hunter on
  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That can't be the only story.

    KrunkMcGrunk on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That's what cocaine does to people

    unless they're rich I guess

    Fandyien on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That story ranks right up there with whoever was sharing a place with the crazy dude who made shit lasagna in the bathtub and left bags of it around the house.

    The Otaku Suppository on
    I guess sometimes count out Touchdown Tom.
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?

    Yo!

    The Geek on
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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That story ranks right up there with whoever was sharing a place with the crazy dude who made shit lasagna in the bathtub and left bags of it around the house.

    Rank had a good story.

    But, you can't top shit-lasagna. You just can't.

    KrunkMcGrunk on
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Sometimes stories like Rank's make me think you should be allowed to kill aperson in their lifetime.

    Zen Vulgarity on
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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The Matroska doll buttplug had me rolling

    Seta 3000 on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?

    Yo!
    I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

    Mysst on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    yeah, stink house

    christ, that fucking place

    Rankenphile on
  • DefaultuserDefaultuser Registered User
    edited July 2009
    And I thought I had some awful roommates...

    Defaultuser on
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    yeah, stink house

    christ, that fucking place

    you're some kind of fucking superhero.

    Metzger Meister on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    yeah, stink house

    christ, that fucking place

    you're some kind of fucking superhero.
    not really

    it ain't like I didn't contribute to that place

    but living out of my car after that certainly had a lot of appeal

    Rankenphile on
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