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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Wait

    was there a horrible image

    or do you just hate my idea

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Swish SwishRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nah, I think the character idea is pretty good, I just think I have an allergic reaction to certain pokemon references.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh my god I opened that spoiler than blacked out. I woke up in a puddle of vomit with scratch marks all over my face, what the hell.

    SeNd It To FiVe PeOpLe Or ElSe!1!1!

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Swish SwishRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Basically, showing me RPG character based off of Ash from pokemon is vaguely like sneaking up behind a Vietnam veteran and screaming "Charlie!" as loud as you can.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, if it helps it isn't based off him.

    I just realized afterwards that they were very very similar.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Well, if it helps it isn't based off him.

    I just realized afterwards that they were very very similar.

    I don't know if I believe you or not

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    man, i've puttering around the house cleaning up and stuff and coming up with ideas for that orc idea i thought up on the fly earlier

    Grugnug is the smartest orc in his tribe, and he did learn to spell his own name at the age of 25, which is better than anyone else in his tribe who don't really know what spelling is, but unfortunately he doesn't know how to count or how long a year is so how long his "25 years old" actually is is up for debate. He likes beef and dislikes things that are smaller than he is.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Alright, I'm sorry if I'm bugging everyone here, but character names are a big deal to me, as they help me connect with the character, and thus be a better player

    Cyrano Voltaire

    y/n?

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Tommy

    Cyrano is an awesome, awesome dude.

    Your character must be awesome or I will cut you.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Have you seen my character sheet yet?

    E: Voltaire was a pretty awesome dude too...

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    No, I have not. Link me.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Two incredibly distinctive names sandwiched into one D&D character

    Are you trying to be terribly cliche and awful, or just, y'know, that fucking retarded?

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm sorry?

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Apologies won't cut it

    You gotta atone for that sort of thing

    Or just pick a not-retarded character name, that works too

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    No, I have not. Link me.

    Please don't murder me

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Tommy, you can jack the name for a ranger I never used if you want, Pieter Barclay.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Apologies won't cut it

    You gotta atone for that sort of thing

    Or just pick a not-retarded character name, that works too

    Okay, no need to be so harsh, that's why I was posting it in the first place.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    waah waah don't be harsh

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    No, I have not. Link me.

    Please don't murder me

    What is with all the useless melee training?

    You're a warlock son, you don't need that bullshit

    Also you can't be proficient in scale armor unless you're proficient in chain first

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    waah waah don't be harsh

    this is you, tommy

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  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I like naming, so I'll throw a few names out there.

    My current PC in Baldur's Gate is Glimhand Glenhaim (paladin)

    My old PC from my first DnD game was Rusty Mossiron (druid)

    Others:

    Feeble Tenwands
    Thorton Vinyard
    Roots McAlistar
    Tengarth Ramfist
    Brau Ordinhad

    Edit: I tend to draw naming conventions from that one episode of that whatever space 2000 show. Big McLargehuge and all that, if it wasn't obvious.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Yeah, Warlocks shoot magic from the back corner of the room. You don't need to beat things.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Also, although I guess it doesn't matter, scale mail is a base AC bonus of +7, if it's magic +2 then it's +9, so your AC should be 2 point higher

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  • Kayne Red RobeKayne Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, sometimes they shoot magic from the front lines, so some armor isn't all that bad. Especially for Infernal Pact Warlocks.

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Yeah, Warlocks shoot magic from the back corner of the room. You don't need to beat things.

    Infernal Warlocks get next to people and blast em in the face but yeah, this. You don't need melee feats.

    Also Felix Gateau

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, sometimes they shoot magic from the front lines, so some armor isn't all that bad. Especially for Infernal Pact Warlocks.

    Armor is fine

    Two feats so that he can swing around a faggot sword?

    Not so much

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Fabricate wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Yeah, Warlocks shoot magic from the back corner of the room. You don't need to beat things.

    Infernal Warlocks get next to people and blast em in the face but yeah, this. You don't need melee feats.

    Also Felix Gateau
    Fab, I do love that name.

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2009
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Maybe his warlock wants to beat people up like a real man.

    Maybe making the best character possible is boring.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Swish SwishRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    He appears to already have the +2 AC enhancement bonus added in (10 base+7 armor+2 enh=21)

    The melee training was a houserule feat he got for free so it's not like he's giving something more important up for it.

    I didn't notice that he would need chain armor training before getting scale. Some of those strength points (and charisma too) could be funneled into Constitution or he's going to be hurting when it comes to reliably hitting higher level foes. For comparison, I believe Thelonius' level 5 fighter has something absurd like a +14 attack bonus whereas warlock here has a +6 for most attacks.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fabricate wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Yeah, Warlocks shoot magic from the back corner of the room. You don't need to beat things.

    Infernal Warlocks get next to people and blast em in the face but yeah, this. You don't need melee feats.

    Also Felix Gateau

    Felix Cake?

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2009
    yes.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I look forward to playing a character that can actually both take and dish out damage. It will be a rare treat.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Swish SwishRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    "Felix" is a latin name meaning "lucky" or "fortunate".

    After the quick battle I ran in maptools against his character where I did not roll over a 5, I am inclined to say this is an accurate name.

    EDIT: Thelonius, I ran some test battles and your character tasmanian-devils his way through things like some sort of buzzsaw on crack.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Yeah, Warlocks shoot magic from the back corner of the room. You don't need to beat things.

    At what level can you muticlass?
    Because I really liked the idea of a demon spellcaster who had a rapier. The fact that it was a vampire sword was even better.

    Also, what Chico said

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Yeah, Warlocks shoot magic from the back corner of the room. You don't need to beat things.

    At what level can you muticlass?
    Because I really liked the idea of a demon spellcaster who had a rapier. The fact that it was a vampire sword was even better.

    Also, what Chico said

    Any level

    Multiclass feats are on page like, 208 or something.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So, Marsh, do you mind if I try my Crazy Kuthrik Scheme this week?

    If it turns out terribly, I figure I can roll up an actual character for the next session.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You should be a toad man. or a bird man.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    man fried chicken is delicious

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fuck. now I want fried chicken.

    You and Melding are out to destroy me.

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