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You're ruining it for the rest of us!
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So I have a new-ish job and the job is fine, but I absolutely hate the majority of people there - it's kind of killing it for me!
The office is made up mostly of fat women and gormless 20-something guys that talk non-fucking-stop about football. They're all incredibly nosey too, but even worse than that they overshare waaaaaay to much. I know every office has "that guy", but what if they're all that guy....does..does that make me that guy???
This is a thread for talking about people we work with and how we'd like to make them aaaaaall go away.
The office is made up mostly of fat women and gormless 20-something guys that talk non-fucking-stop about football. They're all incredibly nosey too, but even worse than that they overshare waaaaaay to much. I know every office has "that guy", but what if they're all that guy....does..does that make me that guy???
This is a thread for talking about people we work with and how we'd like to make them aaaaaall go away.
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edit: its like highschool! except your pregnant now
dudes talking about "experimenting" with heroin
She ate food from the bin and washed her feet in the sink
Yeah, while sure I enjoy complaining about things jokingly from time to time, people who do it all the time just make me want to tell them to shut up and just do something about it.
like.....in work?
I dunno, that might be a pretty good alternative to talking with these people
have you
those jobs are pretty neato
This is acceptable.
Actually, that might be better.
I had one of those
I dunno, gargoyles are pretty cool and what if they were real that might be pretty neat and exciting!!!
Are you sure he didn't mean an Argyle web forum?
At Day he was a mild mannered nerd who dressed to the cliche
At night he was a goth/vamp/wiccan guy.
I didn't know there were web forums about ghoul menservants.
The place doesn't even have a window.
Ghoul menservants who are at the peak of ghoul manservant fashion!
The Shady Sands Shuffle takes on a whole new meaning
One person had downs syndrome, and really loved pencils for whatever reason. He'd just sit and play with them, usually minding his own business, occasionally talking to himself. This one other guy in the office gets called to go run a package one day, and is annoyed I guess at the guy who had downs, walks over to him on his way out, takes the guy's pencil and snaps it in half, throws it in the trash can and leaves. I was pretty dumb-founded.
Then I had the wonderful fortune of having to occasionally work with this guy later, when I moved to a better job and so did he, where our bosses would coordinate on projects. Hurg.
Then there are the regulars. People who spend hundreds of dollars every day, yet have no discernible source of income.
There is one regular I like. He comes in and says racist things about Obama and mexicans. The reason I like him is because once he says one racist thing, I get to ignore him as much as I like to. Oh? You want to ask me questions about tvs? Nah, I am going to go help the people over there because they are fucking friendly as hell, even if they don't speak English.
....
mentally challenged.
His eyes are way too fucking close together :?
what about chyna dont you like buff women
He proceeds to spend 30 minutes explain his theories on the earth. Why carbon dating is completely wrong. How the earth is only hundreds of years old.
Thankfully my manager caught whiff of it, and saved me as he got started on other conspiracies
What spring does with the cherry trees.
loomdun
I feel like I have to tell you I'm not gay every single day
Haha don't get too excited there, I'd hate to give you a heart attack. We're down in Eugene anyhow.
The majority of our volume is Anheuser-Busch family brands, but we do have carry Widmer's and some random microbrews. We had this amazing beer in from Chicago, the brewery's name is Goose Island.
this is irritating
either that or I have some piece of food stuck in my tooth that cannot be reached with normal floss, or something
woah, woah....
what are you trying to tell me faq? That chyna is a man?
Shit, I'm goign to get some for the 4th.
that is the worst thing
second only to popcorn husks that fit on a tooth like a glove and will not come off even after brushing
Probably won't though.
He's just part of an evolutionary chain leading to a Cyclops, don't worry.
What do you do? Or, I should ask (as you said what you do), what is your job title?