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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    whatever, I'm done with this.

    Ludious on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    You can't seriously know someone completely through the internet.
    You didn't talk to the same core group of people online from the time you were 13 through college, every day.
    No; I had a life.

    Thanatos on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sure internet people can be good friends before meeting them. Not everyone can make this psychological distinction but there certainlt isn't a definition exclusion occurring that permits anyone to definitely say 'until a person's been met, they can't be a friend". Something like "for me, personally, the threshold is never met until we hang out" would make more sense, I think.
    There is a physical aspect to companionship (whether for friendship or romance) that cannot be conveyed over the internet.

    This is entirely arbitrary. For you this may be the case, but it's a pretty out there invisible limit to place on everyone. You haven't sacrificed for your country until you've lost a finger- no, a hand- no, an arm- no, your life, etc. Everyone sets personal standards for judgments of these sorts: measuring something intangible or without malleable form. For you the fullness of a 'friend' can't be realized without physical interaction but holding that as a grail seems totally unfounded.

    Are you friends with the people you work with, or are they simply work-related acquaintances that you see at the office but don't spend your free time with? How do you distinguish between the two?

    moniker on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sure internet people can be good friends before meeting them. Not everyone can make this psychological distinction but there certainlt isn't a definition exclusion occurring that permits anyone to definitely say 'until a person's been met, they can't be a friend". Something like "for me, personally, the threshold is never met until we hang out" would make more sense, I think.
    There is a physical aspect to companionship (whether for friendship or romance) that cannot be conveyed over the internet.
    This is entirely arbitrary. For you this may be the case, but it's a pretty out there invisible limit to place on everyone. You haven't sacrificed for your country until you've lost a finger- no, a hand- no, an arm- no, your life, etc. Everyone sets personal standards for judgments of these sorts: measuring something intangible or without malleable form. For you the fullness of a 'friend' can't be realized without physical interaction but holding that as a grail seems totally unfounded.
    The problem is you don't actually know someone until you meet them. I mean, for all (most of) you guys know, I'm actually a hot, female personal trainer in peak physical condition, and I just pretend to be a fat guy on the internet.

    You also don't have a clue as to what my personality is like, how I react to social stimuli, the sorts of things I say when I'm not editing my post five times before the ninja timer runs out, etc.

    I don't know that you have a dick until I see you without pants- maybe you're a really good tranny. This is crazy in how arbitrary it is. I'm not claiming that you can 'fully' know someone without physical contact- you can't ever really fully know anyone unless you kill them, eat their organs, drink their soul, and live inside them. Everything is along a gradient. Are you 'further along' the gradient after having met them? Probably, yeah. Does meeting them necessarily push you past the invisible 'this is a friend and not an acquiantance' benchmark? Absolutely not, not for everyone. For some people that point was met before.

    Organichu on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    People who know me in person actually know me a lot less than people who know me online.

    In person I tend to adopt a super polite, gentle persona, which has fuckall to do with my actual thoughts.

    Incenjucar on
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sure internet people can be good friends before meeting them. Not everyone can make this psychological distinction but there certainlt isn't a definition exclusion occurring that permits anyone to definitely say 'until a person's been met, they can't be a friend". Something like "for me, personally, the threshold is never met until we hang out" would make more sense, I think.
    There is a physical aspect to companionship (whether for friendship or romance) that cannot be conveyed over the internet.
    This is entirely arbitrary. For you this may be the case, but it's a pretty out there invisible limit to place on everyone. You haven't sacrificed for your country until you've lost a finger- no, a hand- no, an arm- no, your life, etc. Everyone sets personal standards for judgments of these sorts: measuring something intangible or without malleable form. For you the fullness of a 'friend' can't be realized without physical interaction but holding that as a grail seems totally unfounded.
    The problem is you don't actually know someone until you meet them. I mean, for all (most of) you guys know, I'm actually a hot, female personal trainer in peak physical condition, and I just pretend to be a fat guy on the internet.

    You also don't have a clue as to what my personality is like, how I react to social stimuli, the sorts of things I say when I'm not editing my post five times before the ninja timer runs out, etc.

    I can vouch that you are, in fact, a giant tub of lard. You're a loveable, hate-filled tub of lard, but a tub of lard nonetheless. Unless, of course, you're a hot, female personal trailer wearing the skin of a giant fat ass.

    Premier kakos on
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    People who know me in person actually know me a lot less than people who know me online.

    In person I tend to adopt a super polite, gentle persona, which has fuckall to do with my actual thoughts.

    Regardless, you still look like you fucking kill hookers for your Friday night fun.

    Premier kakos on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    People who know me in person actually know me a lot less than people who know me online.

    In person I tend to adopt a super polite, gentle persona, which has fuckall to do with my actual thoughts.
    You have a weird way of spelling "creepy."

    Thanatos on
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nethack time. Suggestions?

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sure internet people can be good friends before meeting them. Not everyone can make this psychological distinction but there certainlt isn't a definition exclusion occurring that permits anyone to definitely say 'until a person's been met, they can't be a friend". Something like "for me, personally, the threshold is never met until we hang out" would make more sense, I think.
    There is a physical aspect to companionship (whether for friendship or romance) that cannot be conveyed over the internet.
    This is entirely arbitrary. For you this may be the case, but it's a pretty out there invisible limit to place on everyone. You haven't sacrificed for your country until you've lost a finger- no, a hand- no, an arm- no, your life, etc. Everyone sets personal standards for judgments of these sorts: measuring something intangible or without malleable form. For you the fullness of a 'friend' can't be realized without physical interaction but holding that as a grail seems totally unfounded.
    The problem is you don't actually know someone until you meet them. I mean, for all (most of) you guys know, I'm actually a hot, female personal trainer in peak physical condition, and I just pretend to be a fat guy on the internet.

    You also don't have a clue as to what my personality is like, how I react to social stimuli, the sorts of things I say when I'm not editing my post five times before the ninja timer runs out, etc.

    I can vouch that you are, in fact, a giant tub of lard. You're a loveable, hate-filled tub of lard, but a tub of lard nonetheless. Unless, of course, you're a hot, female personal trailer wearing the skin of a giant fat ass.

    He's Eddie Murphy?

    moniker on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You never know, he could be.

    This conversation has taken a turn for the stupid so I will simply fall back on none of you really existing, this computer, my body, etc. All just figments of my sleepy imagination.

    good night [chat]

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Nethack time. Suggestions?

    Try for my True Zen Conduct. In the Zen conduct, your character wears a blind fold. In the True Zen conduct, you wear the blind fold.

    Premier kakos on
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    fuck, a pit killed my kitten

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Nethack time. Suggestions?

    Try for my True Zen Conduct. In the Zen conduct, your character wears a blind fold. In the True Zen conduct, you wear the blind fold.

    I meant more like... suggestions on how to live past level 5

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    People who know me in person actually know me a lot less than people who know me online.

    In person I tend to adopt a super polite, gentle persona, which has fuckall to do with my actual thoughts.
    You have a weird way of spelling "creepy."

    Inducing fear has been one of my best survival mechanisms since 2nd grade. Glad to see it works so well.

    Incenjucar on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Seriously [chat]

    chill with the hostility. I am more awesome in real life. That's about it.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    That is like buying a trophy.

    ... that's a really good idea.

    Why compete for a trophy when you can just buy one and tell them to engrave it,

    "KICKING FUCKING ASS COMPETITION

    FIRST PLACE WINNER"

    If only you could get them to make a tiny statuette of yourself on the top.

    It could be you kick boxing Hitler in the face.

    fuck

    yes.

    desc on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    People who know me in person actually know me a lot less than people who know me online.

    In person I tend to adopt a super polite, gentle persona, which has fuckall to do with my actual thoughts.
    You have a weird way of spelling "creepy."

    Inducing fear has been one of my best survival mechanisms since 2nd grade. Glad to see it works so well.

    I bet you've written Ender's Game fanfiction.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    NEWSFLASH: TACO BELL HAS ADDED BACON TO THEIR MENU

    DasUberEdward on
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Seriously [chat]

    chill with the hostility. I am more awesome in real life. That's about it.
    I, for instance, am probably one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.

    Thanatos on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tonight should be fun.

    All blowing up small parts of the country to prove that I love it.

    moniker on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Seriously [chat]

    chill with the hostility. I am more awesome in real life. That's about it.
    I, for instance, am probably one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.

    Unless corn or police officers are anywhere within ten yards of you.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I used to be all about knowing people on the internet being great and perfectly fine. These days I can only sometimes handle what internet-only communication brings out of people.

    Not even really Greater Whatever It Is Dickwad Theory, just ... the dehumanized way people communicate, especially when you meet them infrequently outside of chat/posting, is kind of odd. Like you can all be sitting there together, but everyone is mentally at a remove, watching their own body sitting in the room with the other people. It's very strange.

    I guess your intellects know each other but your bodies don't? I'm not sure how to put my finger on what it is.

    desc on
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    damn. I find the antique weapons shop, but my kitten is dead, so now I cant steal things.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Seriously [chat]

    chill with the hostility. I am more awesome in real life. That's about it.
    I, for instance, am probably one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.

    Honestly I think i'm pretty much the same. Cept I don't talk about feelings/problems in real life.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I bet you've written Ender's Game fanfiction.

    Never read anything from Card except his "how to write fantasy" book. :P

    --

    And yes, Than is very nice.

    But he doesn't give hugs like Quid does. :(

    Incenjucar on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Seriously [chat]

    chill with the hostility. I am more awesome in real life. That's about it.
    I, for instance, am probably one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.

    There's nobody on the planet more modest and humble than me.

    moniker on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    desc wrote: »
    I used to be all about knowing people on the internet being great and perfectly fine. These days I can only sometimes handle what internet-only communication brings out of people.

    Not even really Greater Whatever It Is Dickwad Theory, just ... the dehumanized way people communicate, especially when you meet them infrequently outside of chat/posting, is kind of odd. Like you can all be sitting there together, but everyone is mentally at a remove, watching their own body sitting in the room with the other people. It's very strange.

    I guess your intellects know each other but your bodies don't? I'm not sure how to put my finger on what it is.
    Anonymity breeds contempt.

    Thanatos on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    People who know me in person actually know me a lot less than people who know me online.

    In person I tend to adopt a super polite, gentle persona, which has fuckall to do with my actual thoughts.

    Hey, me too. Most of my real life is a sequence of elaborate lies.

    Online I tell you fuckers exactly what I think.

    _J_ on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Seriously [chat]

    chill with the hostility. I am more awesome in real life. That's about it.
    I, for instance, am probably one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.
    Unless corn or police officers are anywhere within ten yards of you.
    I am 100% certain that a police officer could kill me in cold blood and walk away from it with nothing worse than a paid vacation.

    Why in the world would I be anything but nice to them?

    Thanatos on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    desc wrote: »
    I used to be all about knowing people on the internet being great and perfectly fine. These days I can only sometimes handle what internet-only communication brings out of people.

    Not even really Greater Whatever It Is Dickwad Theory, just ... the dehumanized way people communicate, especially when you meet them infrequently outside of chat/posting, is kind of odd. Like you can all be sitting there together, but everyone is mentally at a remove, watching their own body sitting in the room with the other people. It's very strange.

    I guess your intellects know each other but your bodies don't? I'm not sure how to put my finger on what it is.

    You know the best way to break the ice and get over those sorts of feelings?

    Orgy.

    moniker on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    In real life my left eye is actually incredibly straight and I'm pretty sure my dick is huge.

    Organichu on
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    desc wrote: »
    Not even really Greater Whatever It Is Dickwad Theory,

    that theory is wrong anyway. Lots of people don't need anonymity to already be dickwads.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    I used to be all about knowing people on the internet being great and perfectly fine. These days I can only sometimes handle what internet-only communication brings out of people.

    Not even really Greater Whatever It Is Dickwad Theory, just ... the dehumanized way people communicate, especially when you meet them infrequently outside of chat/posting, is kind of odd. Like you can all be sitting there together, but everyone is mentally at a remove, watching their own body sitting in the room with the other people. It's very strange.

    I guess your intellects know each other but your bodies don't? I'm not sure how to put my finger on what it is.
    You know the best way to break the ice and get over those sorts of feelings?

    Orgy.
    Internet orgy?

    Okay, you go first, moniker. :winky:

    Thanatos on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    In real life my left eye is actually incredibly straight and I'm pretty sure my dick is huge.

    Fantastic.

    _J_ on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think i am a hipster.

    sucks so much. i guess that's why i hate hipsters.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I take off my robe and wizard hat...

    moniker on
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    I wish I wasn't such a lazy ass. My literary prowess is unrivalled, but I'm just too lazy to write shit.

    Write the 'Great American Novel' about an author who struggles to actually write anything.
    Or start a personal meme that people tell you to turn into a book.

    Working for me so far.

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Seriously [chat]

    chill with the hostility. I am more awesome in real life. That's about it.
    I, for instance, am probably one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.
    Unless corn or police officers are anywhere within ten yards of you.
    I am 100% certain that a police officer could kill me in cold blood and walk away from it with nothing worse than a paid vacation.

    Why in the world would I be anything but nice to them?

    I wasn't disapproving of this attitude.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    People who know me in person actually know me a lot less than people who know me online.

    In person I tend to adopt a super polite, gentle persona, which has fuckall to do with my actual thoughts.

    Hey, me too. Most of my real life is a sequence of elaborate lies.

    Online I tell you fuckers exactly what I think.

    I don't tell you guys everything either, but my tone is much more natural here.

    Partly because there are so many people here that I can't single out anyone for fucking with.

    In person I usually only have a few people to deal with so I can fuck with their minds and so slip into one act or another.

    Incenjucar on
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