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Screw You England! [CHAT]

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    is it an America book

    The author is American.
    acceptable

    anyone who reads anything unAmerican today is to be shot and hanged for SuperTreason

    Elendil on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Today I am going to sit at home being grumpy.

    Vaguely related: do all girls have boyfriends? Is it like in MMOs where you have this epic item and you say it's great, but then something drops with more stamina or intellect or armour and you loot it and vendor trash your old epic? Can I be that next epic? [strike]Do I have to have more stamina?[/strike]

    Aldo on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Today I am going to sit at home being grumpy.

    Vaguely related: do all girls have boyfriends? Is it like in MMOs where you have this epic item and you say it's great, but then something drops with more stamina or intellect or armour and you loot it and vendor trash your old epic? Can I be that next epic? [strike]Do I have to have more stamina?[/strike]
    Maybe if you didn't compare girls to epic items in MMOs you'd have a girlfriend.

    :alternate edit: NERD

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  • JohnOrangePeelJohnOrangePeel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Rather than 'independance day' it should really be called 'Thank the French for helping us beat the Brits day', y'know seeing as how without them you wouldn't even have a country. And yet americans seem to have a strong dislike for them, rather than showing gratitude; thoroughly strange.

    JohnOrangePeel on
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    So, anyone have any plans for July 4th?

    ¡REVOLUCION!

    Led by the King of the Gerbils perhaps?

    Tonight will be the night of your ruin!

    The true Sitter Uponer to the throne has returned!

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Rather than 'independance day' it should really be called 'Thank the French for helping us beat the Brits day', y'know seeing as how without them you wouldn't even have a country. And yet americans seem to have a strong dislike for them, rather than showing gratitude; thoroughly strange.
    So Americans can call June 6th "We paid you back now shut up" day?

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    USA USA USA

    I don't know if i'm going to bother watching fireworks tonight. I don't really feel like it i think but eh, i may make the effort.

    Dynagrip on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    So, anyone have any plans for July 4th?

    Work.

    Inquisitor on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Vaguely related: do all girls have boyfriends?


    Psh.

    You say that like it matters.

    Inquisitor on
  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FREEEEEEEDOM!!

    Speaker on
  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Let's recap The British Emperor's heinous offenses.
    He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

    He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

    He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

    He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

    He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

    He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

    He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

    He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

    He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

    He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

    He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

    He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

    He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

    For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

    For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

    For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

    For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

    For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

    For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

    For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies

    For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

    For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

    He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

    He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

    He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

    He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

    He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

    In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

    Speaker on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Gosling wrote: »
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    This is still one of my favorites:

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    I could totally see myself correcting a mugger's grammar or something.

    Drez on
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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    USA USA USA

    I don't know if i'm going to bother watching fireworks tonight. I don't really feel like it i think but eh, i may make the effort.

    Man, I'm not even American and I'm planning on watching the Boston Pops on TV tonight.

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I was going to go to the fireworks tonight, until Emma explained to me that little babies don't like it when the sky erupts in thunderous fire.

    Fair enough.

    Speaker on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wow. Babies are a drag.

    Sarksus on
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Chinese fireworks are totally better than American fireworks。

    And the women are hotter。

    Loren Michael on
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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    What ho, chaps. What's all this bally hoo-ha about, then?

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Speaker wrote: »
    I was going to go to the fireworks tonight, until Emma explained to me that little babies don't like it when the sky erupts in thunderous fire.

    Fair enough.

    did you accidentally take home a british baby or something?

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bogart wrote: »
    What ho, chaps. What's all this bally hoo-ha about, then?

    The colonials are getting all uppity again.

    Coldred on
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Speaker wrote: »
    I was going to go to the fireworks tonight, until Emma explained to me that little babies don't like it when the sky erupts in thunderous fire.

    Fair enough.
    Hey, it only takes one person to watch a baby.

    You can totally go to the fireworks.

    Thanatos on
  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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    What the what?

    Speaker on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    I was going to go to the fireworks tonight, until Emma explained to me that little babies don't like it when the sky erupts in thunderous fire.

    Fair enough.
    Hey, it only takes one person to watch a baby.

    You can totally go to the fireworks.

    Just go out for milk, for a few hours.

    Sarksus on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    I was going to go to the fireworks tonight, until Emma explained to me that little babies don't like it when the sky erupts in thunderous fire.

    Fair enough.
    Hey, it only takes one person to watch a baby.

    You can totally go to the fireworks.

    Just go out for milk, for a few hours.
    Screw that, toughen up that baby! Don't just make it watch the fireworks, slap it every time one goes off!

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    You can totally go to the fireworks.

    You will die alone.
    dlinfiniti wrote:
    did you accidentally take home a british baby or something?

    I save children.

    But not the British children.
    Sarksus wrote:
    Wow. Babies are a drag.

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    Just look at those cold dead eyes.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You wrestled that baby to the ground and took a picture of its humiliation.

    Try doing anything without someone properly supporting your head and neck now baby!
    cute kid

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Chinese fireworks are totally better than American fireworks。

    And the women are hotter。

    What's doin' on your side of the Pacific Loren?

    Global depression caused unrest yet?

    Speaker on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    my brain has yet to process shinto as a father.

    Dynagrip on
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    Coldred wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    What ho, chaps. What's all this bally hoo-ha about, then?

    The colonials are getting all uppity again.

    Oh, the little darlings.

    Bogart on
  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    my brain has yet to process shinto as a father.

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    The evidence is undeniable.

    Speaker on
  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So the trick to reading any issue of Foreign Affairs magazine is to rip out the first three essays and burn them.

    What remains is enjoyable.

    Speaker on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Speaker wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    my brain has yet to process shinto as a father.

    4435_88190473223_596118223_2021455_6709652_n.jpg

    The evidence is undeniable.
    Yes, that picture of you holding your little sister when you were 15 is great, but what about a picture of you with your kid today?

    Thanatos on
  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    urgh. I'm all grouchy and sleepy.


    also, shinto so cute with ickle baby!

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fantastic, ITV. More than one serious contender for the prologue victory on the course at once, and you spend the whole time focussing on Mark Cavendish, a sprinter who is deliberately preserving his legs for stage wins, because he happens to be British.

    japan on
  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It's your wicked living that ages you Thanatos.

    Your wicked living and the ball of swelling blackened rage where your soul should be, forcing you to rise every day into a darkened world where you are tormented by demons and the ghosts of lost opportunity.

    This will cleanse your foetid innards.
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    Maisie napping with her grandmother, who is recovering from cancer.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Chinese fireworks are totally better than American fireworks。

    And the women are hotter。

    at distances greater than 50 ft maybe.

    Dynagrip on
  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Chinese fireworks are totally better than American fireworks。

    And the women are hotter。

    at distances greater than 50 ft maybe.

    I think what he's saying is that defective chinese fireworks often light unsuspecting women on fire.

    Speaker on
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man, I don't know what the hell was going on there but my page file size was huuuuuuuge.

    Gonmun on
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So, my parents were visiting me last week. It was a mess - they disrupted my routine (and I'm a guy who likes his routine), put disorder in my apartment, used up all my time, and we spent half the time arguing. They left this morning, yet I already miss them :?

    Ah well, back to work to take my mind off of them, I guess.

    Richy on
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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Speaking of fireworks, you ever been to the Jaffrey fireworks, Speaker? They are big and gigantic and awesome. Not on the 4th of July but later in the summer.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Someone rated under five stars? Bitches.

    Quid on
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