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The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.
Protip: it is unadvisable to take a bunch of bottle rockets, remove the sticks, tape them together in a big drum-type fashion, lay it on the ground and then light them.
Also: it is unadvisable to light Black Cats in your hand and then throw them
Furthermore: under any circumstances do not buy a package of artillery shells with the tube launcher, throw away the tube and instead launch them using one of those 3-man water balloon launchers.
Protip: it is unadvisable to take a bunch of bottle rockets, remove the sticks, tape them together in a big drum-type fashion, lay it on the ground and then light them.
Also: it is unadvisable to light Black Cats in your hand and then throw them
Furthermore: under any circumstances do not buy a package of artillery shells with the tube launcher, throw away the tube and instead launch them using one of those 3-man water balloon launchers.
It's been a while since I got burned on the 4th, what the heck.
The best is when one of those tube launched mortars explodes 6 feet off the ground, instead of the 60 or whatever it's supposed to. And you're still standing next to the tube because you're launching others from other tubes from the dock in the pond in your back yard. So you dive into the pond.
Furthermore: under any circumstances do not buy a package of artillery shells with the tube launcher, throw away the tube and instead launch them using one of those 3-man water balloon launchers.
I'm fairly sure this is actually grounds for felony weapons charges.
Furthermore: under any circumstances do not buy a package of artillery shells with the tube launcher, throw away the tube and instead launch them using one of those 3-man water balloon launchers.
Furthermore: under any circumstances do not buy a package of artillery shells with the tube launcher, throw away the tube and instead launch them using one of those 3-man water balloon launchers.
The organisers of the Tour De France have decided that the second last stage this year will be the mountain stage that once killed a man.
It is my suspicion that the organisers of the Tour De France hate the people that compete in it.
They're just put off by the fact that a man with only one ball could win their most difficult competition 7 times in a row.
He's never won any stage that included Mont Ventoux. In fact, according to wiki, the only riders that have are from Western Europe (French, Belgian, Spanish, Italian, or Luxembourgian). The rider that died was a Brit, Tom Simpson:
The mountain achieved worldwide notoriety when it claimed the life of British cyclist Tom Simpson, who died here on July 13, 1967 from heat exhaustion caused by a combination of factors including dehydration (caused by lack of fluid intake and diarrhoea), amphetamines, and alcohol; although there is still speculation as to the exact cause of his death. He began to wildly weave across the road before he fell down. He was delirious and asked spectators to put him back on the bike, which he rode to within a half mile of the summit before collapsing dead, still clipped into his pedals.
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it is all white
Oh right:
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
You've failed us all.
Or, French flag rotated 90 degrees counter-clockwise.
We really should get a new national anthem.
I say we steal Russia's.
He'll be here all week, folks.
Also, happy fourth of July! The best holiday, because we eat good food, drink beer and blow shit up.
Guys, I'm a GI Joe. Don't put me in your mouth.
Also, it's totally legal to buy them, and it may even be legal to posses them in states where buying them is illegal, it's just not legal to use them.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
Disgaea 2
Toodles [chat]
If you flipped rather than rotated.
:winky:
Also: it is unadvisable to light Black Cats in your hand and then throw them
Furthermore: under any circumstances do not buy a package of artillery shells with the tube launcher, throw away the tube and instead launch them using one of those 3-man water balloon launchers.
The one everyone lies about?
Disgaea 2 has my favorite mid-chapter narrators.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
Wednesday?
It is my suspicion that the organisers of the Tour De France hate the people that compete in it.
He's never won any stage that included Mont Ventoux. In fact, according to wiki, the only riders that have are from Western Europe (French, Belgian, Spanish, Italian, or Luxembourgian). The rider that died was a Brit, Tom Simpson: