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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    so this girls arm just turned into tempura in this movie.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Are you watching one of those awful safety PSAs?


    Those are horrifying.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh yeah? how much road tax did you pay last year?

    "Road Tax" hasn't existed since the fifties. You pay Vehicle Excise Duty, which is a tax on owning a vehicle, calculated on the basis of it's emissions. The lowest emission bracket is zero-rated. So even if bikes were assessed for VED in exactly the same way as other vehicles, they'd still pay £0. Just like electric cars, super-economical diesels, or Hybrids.

    Furthermore, Roads are paid for out of general taxation, not exclusively out of VED, and the amount spent on roads is far greater than the amount of VED collected.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Bikes are stupid.
    You best be stayin to your paths.

    Dedicated bike paths are almost universally poorly implemented and dangerous (at least in the UK, The Netherlands is better at this). Fortunately, cyclists are under no obligation to use them.
    Get off my roads.

    Hopefully, you're being sarcastic. If not, they're my roads too.

    oh yeah? how much road tax did you pay last year?

    does not council tax also pay towards the road? (Also, we paid £110 last year, 'cos we had a car)

    Council tax exists solely to keep the poor in their designated areas. They just burn that money for fuel.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am intrigued these British things you call "taxes."

    Guess that's why we showed you whats what, so we didn't have to have taxes anymore.

    Yep, sure showed you guys.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    their taxes sound like venereal disease

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Also,

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    trialklyated silane-based thioaminated cyclic conjugated schiff-base azides

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    their taxes sound like venereal disease

    This has been commented on, yes.

    I think that's why most people carry on calling it "Road Tax".

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    their taxes sound like venereal disease

    This has been commented on, yes.

    I think that's why most people carry on calling it "Road Tax".

    makes sense

    remarking that you've payed hundreds of pounds towards your VED could be misheard and make for awkward dates

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    well
    treating it like a road and letting everyone drive on it
    is the same thing really

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Question: Can you legally ride a horse on the road in the US?

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2009
    japan wrote: »
    oh yeah? how much road tax did you pay last year?

    "Road Tax" hasn't existed since the fifties. You pay Vehicle Excise Duty, which is a tax on owning a vehicle, calculated on the basis of it's emissions. The lowest emission bracket is zero-rated. So even if bikes were assessed for VED in exactly the same way as other vehicles, they'd still pay £0. Just like electric cars, super-economical diesels, or Hybrids.

    Furthermore, Roads are paid for out of general taxation, not exclusively out of VED, and the amount spent on roads is far greater than the amount of VED collected.

    I wasn't being 100 percent serious with that. Sorry if it came off that way.

    My objections to bikes is far more pragmatic. I don't see why a manifestly slow and dangerous vehicle should be allowed on the road. Even your "oh but we only hold you up for thirty seconds to a minute max" excuse is unbelievably smug and arrogant. Why should every other vehicle on the road be held up for that thirty seconds, and who are you to decide whether or not my time is that valuable? I don't see how you can say "sure I'm inconveniencing everyone else on the roads, but in my defence I don't give a shit" and not realise why there is "kneejerk" bad feeling towards cyclists. Having to cross into incoming traffic to overtake a cyclist is dangerous on the majority of roads due to the nature of British roads making perfect conditions (no turns up ahead, perfect visibility of oncoming traffic) rare. I don't see any reason why a cyclist should be treated any differently than someone simply running in the road is, IE as someone behaving wilfully dangerously and expecting every other road user to take up their slack. Drivers don't hate cyclists because it has been divined as such by the gods, they hate cyclists because they hate taking unnecessary risks on behalf of others.

    Also every single cyclist is a smug pederast. Without exception.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I guess I should buy a bicycle

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    pederasts are those people on to catch a predator right

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2009
    Oh an thieves. Cyclists are all thieves.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    It's sort of funny that Alaska has its highways regularly repaved.


    EDIT: an' gypsies, too!

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Question: Can you legally ride a horse on the road in the US?
    Yes. You can also still pull a carriage with one, the Amish do it all the time. They just need a reflective orange triangle on it.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    pederasts are those people on to catch a predator right

    You mean Chris Hanson?

    Yes

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You could be held up thirty seconds to a minute by someone hesitantly emerging from a junction, or slowing early for a turning, or a pedestrian hitting the button at a pedestrian crossing, or a JCB, or a Tractor, or an HGV in a built up area, or a bus pulling up to a stop.

    That argument boils down to "it would be perfect if nobody else used the road."

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    It's sort of funny that Alaska has its highways regularly repaved.

    Is it?

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm so sorry Than.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    japan wrote: »
    You could be held up thirty seconds to a minute by someone hesitantly emerging from a junction, or slowing early for a turning, or a pedestrian hitting the button at a pedestrian crossing, or a JCB, or a Tractor, or an HGV in a built up area, or a bus pulling up to a stop.

    That argument boils down to "it would be perfect if nobody else used the road."
    Would you be ok with another car doing 20 under the speed limit holding you up?

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    It's sort of funny that Alaska has its highways regularly repaved.

    Is it?

    For a repub governed state, amirite amirite

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    It's sort of funny that Alaska has its highways regularly repaved.

    Is it?

    For a repub governed state, amirite amirite

    sure, but if it's anything like here the freeze and thaw cycles probably tear the everloving shit out of those roads

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2009
    japan wrote: »
    You could be held up thirty seconds to a minute by someone hesitantly emerging from a junction, or slowing early for a turning, or a pedestrian hitting the button at a pedestrian crossing, or a JCB, or a Tractor, or an HGV in a built up area, or a bus pulling up to a stop.

    That argument boils down to "it would be perfect if nobody else used the road."

    Right, but that pedestrian is then going to go about their day and not hold anyone else up, likewise the person emerging hesitantly from a junction or the bus. The cyclist is going to hold up every single approaching vehicle. JCBs and tractors obviously hold everyone up and are a colossal pain, but the average person even in rural areas is going to see what, a tenth the amount of tractors on the road as cyclists. If that.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    It's sort of funny that Alaska has its highways regularly repaved.

    Is it?

    For a repub governed state, amirite amirite

    sure, but if it's anything like here the freeze and thaw cycles probably tear the everloving shit out of those roads
    also snow plows

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2009
    japan wrote: »
    You could be held up thirty seconds to a minute by someone hesitantly emerging from a junction, or slowing early for a turning, or a pedestrian hitting the button at a pedestrian crossing, or a JCB, or a Tractor, or an HGV in a built up area, or a bus pulling up to a stop.

    That argument boils down to "it would be perfect if nobody else used the road."
    Would you be ok with another car doing 20 under the speed limit holding you up?

    Of course not, it'd be a fucking nightmare. In fact I'm pretty certain that said person would get ticketed for that. On two lane roads I don't give a shit because I can pass safely, the problem is single lane roads.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You know Chris Hanson is secretly a pedophile. He's always hanging out with girls who pretend to be 16.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    japan wrote: »
    You could be held up thirty seconds to a minute by someone hesitantly emerging from a junction, or slowing early for a turning, or a pedestrian hitting the button at a pedestrian crossing, or a JCB, or a Tractor, or an HGV in a built up area, or a bus pulling up to a stop.

    That argument boils down to "it would be perfect if nobody else used the road."
    Would you be ok with another car doing 20 under the speed limit holding you up?

    Maybe not a car, if they could be going faster but simply aren't for whatever reason. If it's a vehicle that's slower by it's nature (see the JCB, HGV, Bus examples above) then I wouldn't really have a problem with it, because part of using the roads is that sometimes you are going to encounter conditions not necessarily favourable to you completing your journey as efficiently as possible.

    Another example: near where I used to live most of the backroads are national speed limit (60mph) but most people don't travel at more than 30mph on them unless they're locals.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    It's sort of funny that Alaska has its highways regularly repaved.

    Is it?

    For a repub governed state, amirite amirite

    I don't know, I think it's funnier that for a Republican state recently run by a staunch small government Republican, Alask has one of the most nakedly socialist policies in the western world.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Helmets are more useful when there's a chance of your body impacting hard surfaces. This is clearly more likely to happen on a bike than in a car with a seat belt.
    In most car meets bike wrecks, helmets are only useful for keeping the rider's face in a recognizable condition.

    Most of the landmass on earth is hard and impactable. Buildings are also often made out of solid materials.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Helmets are more useful when there's a chance of your body impacting hard surfaces. This is clearly more likely to happen on a bike than in a car with a seat belt.
    In most car meets bike wrecks, helmets are only useful for keeping the rider's face in a recognizable condition.

    Most of the landmass on earth is hard and impactable. Buildings are also often made out of solid materials.

    True, but most cyclists riding on the road don't fall over or crash very often. I think the one and only time I've fallen over while riding on the road was in a cul-de-sac learning to use clipless pedals.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    It's sort of funny that Alaska has its highways regularly repaved.

    Is it?

    For a repub governed state, amirite amirite

    I don't know, I think it's funnier that for a Republican state recently run by a staunch small government Republican, Alask has one of the most nakedly socialist policies in the western world.

    It's only Socialism when a Democrat writes the check.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Is there a way to route specific programs to certain audio outputs (for example games to headphones and everything else to normal speakers)? I fear that it would be entirely dependent on my audio drivers, which are terrible.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Helmets are more useful when there's a chance of your body impacting hard surfaces. This is clearly more likely to happen on a bike than in a car with a seat belt.
    In most car meets bike wrecks, helmets are only useful for keeping the rider's face in a recognizable condition.

    Most of the landmass on earth is hard and impactable. Buildings are also often made out of solid materials.

    Most, perhaps, but there are some buildings made out of water.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Helmets are more useful when there's a chance of your body impacting hard surfaces. This is clearly more likely to happen on a bike than in a car with a seat belt.
    In most car meets bike wrecks, helmets are only useful for keeping the rider's face in a recognizable condition.

    Most of the landmass on earth is hard and impactable. Buildings are also often made out of solid materials.

    True, but most cyclists riding on the road don't fall over or crash very often. I think the one and only time I've fallen over while riding on the road was in a cul-de-sac learning to use clipless pedals.
    In states with no helmet laws for motorcycle riders, they're nicknamed organ donors.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Helmets are more useful when there's a chance of your body impacting hard surfaces. This is clearly more likely to happen on a bike than in a car with a seat belt.
    In most car meets bike wrecks, helmets are only useful for keeping the rider's face in a recognizable condition.

    Most of the landmass on earth is hard and impactable. Buildings are also often made out of solid materials.

    True, but most cyclists riding on the road don't fall over or crash very often. I think the one and only time I've fallen over while riding on the road was in a cul-de-sac learning to use clipless pedals.

    I've fallen several times, but mostly only hurt my knees & hands. But yeah, most of the time accidents in cities only involve the biker going squishy.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Helmets are more useful when there's a chance of your body impacting hard surfaces. This is clearly more likely to happen on a bike than in a car with a seat belt.
    In most car meets bike wrecks, helmets are only useful for keeping the rider's face in a recognizable condition.

    Most of the landmass on earth is hard and impactable. Buildings are also often made out of solid materials.

    Most, perhaps, but there are some buildings made out of water.

    WHAT WHERE!?!?

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Helmets are more useful when there's a chance of your body impacting hard surfaces. This is clearly more likely to happen on a bike than in a car with a seat belt.
    In most car meets bike wrecks, helmets are only useful for keeping the rider's face in a recognizable condition.
    Most of the landmass on earth is hard and impactable. Buildings are also often made out of solid materials.
    Most, perhaps, but there are some buildings made out of water.
    WHAT WHERE!?!?
    Alaska.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    In states with no helmet laws for motorcycle riders, they're nicknamed organ donors.

    I doubt the risk profile for motorcycles and cyclists is the same.

    Riding a bicycle, it's unlikely you'll have a life-threatening accident without the involvement of another vehicle.

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