I remember when Rebirth was just coming out, Johns was interviewed and talked about how Guy is the "Fist" of the Guardians. All I could think about was how much more appropriate it would have been for Hal to have that title.
when they mindwiped dr light, they took away his favorite toy!
it's like kicking a puppy in the brain until it doesn't love rainbows anymore, except that instead of rainbows it's rapes and instead of a puppy it's a mincing supervillain with sub-monarch level facial hair
Yeah, see. People always think Munch is exagerrating. But no. I keep it real doggies. Seriously, you know how I can steer any comic discussion into a derail about Blue Beetle/the JLI/Superbuddies, or how Didio/Johns/Winick sucks? Dr. Light pretty much just does that with rape.
And Servo? When I read comics, the Monarch is seriously Dr. Light in my head. Just imagine him doing that thing where the Monarch kind of growls out a word in his shrill little voice, only this time he's like, "Ah, Susan. Suzy Q. Might you be up for some rrrrrrape!? As long as that dick Dr. Impossible-- errr, Elongated Man, doesn't show up."
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Munch, one of these days we are going to storm the DC castle in an uprising of angry fans and restore order to the chaos of rape and dark "edgy" things.
So I think the best thing to happen this week was in Ultimate X-Men when Bobby was like "Rogue is back in 'don't touch me mode,' so I don't have anyone to talk to."
But Bad Karma, it is my super power. Besides, I still have to bitch about Didio's latest Newsarama interview at some point. Things do not complain about themselves Karma!
It's like Winick could only remember one detail about Dr Light, and he just ran with it.
Edit:{/b] Turns out J. Calafiore wrote that issue.
Ha!! Take that, Winick haters!
Besides, everyone knows that issue was only used as a segue into Dr. Light's new persona, Dr. Rape...
I didn't spend seven years at rape school to be called Mr., thank you.
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When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
Huh, I just pulled out my trade and you may be right. It's only got Winick's name on the front, but under the "writers" column, it's got Winick and Calafiore's name under it. But it doesn't specify who wrote what.
So a better question may be, who is J. Calafiore, why does he write so horribly, and who hired him to write so horribly in the middle of a bunch of Winick writing horribly?
Huh, I just pulled out my trade and you may be right. It's only got Winick's name on the front, but under the "writers" column, it's got Winick and Calafiore's name under it. But it doesn't specify who wrote what.
So a better question may be, who is J. Calafiore, why does he write so horribly, and who hired him to write so horribly in the middle of a bunch of Winick writing horribly?
Well, that's the trick right there. It was so bad as to be indistinguishable and people would simply attribute it to Winick because it's 100% reminiscent of his style. How terrible is that?
So much winick hate... now I know how Masky feels when I rag on Black Panther..
I really don't think Winick is as bad as everyone says. The guy had one character get AIDS and the world comes to an end... I guess if Speedy had contacted the Legacy Virus, everything would be fine.
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When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
So much winick hate... now I know how Masky feels when I rag on Black Panther..
I really don't think Winick is as bad as everyone says. The guy had one character get AIDS and the world comes to an end... I guess if Speedy had contacted the Legacy Virus, everything would be fine.
Heh, welcome to my world. :P
For serious, the only thing I've read by Winick is Trials of Shazam, which I like, so he's okay in my book. I doubt any of his other works would make me think otherwise either, since I don't have much interest invested in DC characters. Unless, of course, he's writing really, really retarded things.
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Guy has to ask permission just to take a vacation and gets grounded all the time. Kyle does whatever the fuck he wants.
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Guy has to ask for permission because he's so important to them and they need to know where he's at because he'll save the day
kyle doesn't ask because if they say no he'll just whine
streeeeeeetch
I'm just waiting for Captain Marvel Junior to get AIDS in his latest endeavour.
unprotected anal sex
I wouldn't put it past him, probably with the chick from the cover of the last issue...
I man, just look at her. She's got "I'm gonna HIV ya" written all over her pinched face. And skull means "poison".
"Art", blech.
Don't read that issue Squasha. It's not a good jumping on point for the series, though it looks like it from the cover.
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Oh hey, was there something to that, I wonder?
Maybe? You think?
you know, i was going to come in here and defend winick, but then...
he goes and writes maybe the worst conversation i have ever read
that is the worst thing I have read all year.
Holy fuck that is dumb.
it's like kicking a puppy in the brain until it doesn't love rainbows anymore, except that instead of rainbows it's rapes and instead of a puppy it's a mincing supervillain with sub-monarch level facial hair
And Servo? When I read comics, the Monarch is seriously Dr. Light in my head. Just imagine him doing that thing where the Monarch kind of growls out a word in his shrill little voice, only this time he's like, "Ah, Susan. Suzy Q. Might you be up for some rrrrrrape!? As long as that dick Dr. Impossible-- errr, Elongated Man, doesn't show up."
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Also, Justice League Antarctica is great.
lollin on line over here
Rape rape rape! Rape, rapety rape rape, rape. Rape rape rape ARROW rape rape rape Sue Dibny rapety rape rape Janet Jackson.
Kirkman is pretty funny, he is.
A PARTY IN YOUR PANTS
Yeah, and you're very good at it. Take a break. Leave the horse alone, get a new record.
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It's like Winick could only remember one detail about Dr Light, and he just ran with it.
Edit: Turns out J. Calafiore wrote that issue.
Ha!! Take that, Winick haters!
Besides, everyone knows that issue was only used as a segue into Dr. Light's new persona, Dr. Rape...
I didn't spend seven years at rape school to be called Mr., thank you.
So a better question may be, who is J. Calafiore, why does he write so horribly, and who hired him to write so horribly in the middle of a bunch of Winick writing horribly?
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Well, that's the trick right there. It was so bad as to be indistinguishable and people would simply attribute it to Winick because it's 100% reminiscent of his style. How terrible is that?
I really don't think Winick is as bad as everyone says. The guy had one character get AIDS and the world comes to an end... I guess if Speedy had contacted the Legacy Virus, everything would be fine.
Heh, welcome to my world. :P
For serious, the only thing I've read by Winick is Trials of Shazam, which I like, so he's okay in my book. I doubt any of his other works would make me think otherwise either, since I don't have much interest invested in DC characters. Unless, of course, he's writing really, really retarded things.