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my original roommate had his girlfriend move in which was fine because then i didnt have to pay the electric bill
they both cosplay and are really into it.
she is absolutely the most disgusting person ive ever met. id rather fuck teefs then hold hands with her.
she wants to cosplay lulu. if this happens im afraid i may start a new sloppy cosplay thread becuase she should most definitely not do it please please please
its her notebook. but she is awake now (woke up at 445pm, no she is unemployed) and using all the bandwidth talking to people on myspace
Once, I used it to buy dinner, and thought I left it on the cash register counter or something. I checked the balance every day for a few weeks, because it only had about 10 dollars on it and I didn't know the process to freeze it or whatever. Once I was back home, I got a new card and woo okay problem solved. A couple days after getting the new card, I found my old card. In my wallet. It was in some weird compartment, but it had been literally in my wallet for the entire time I lost it.
The next time, I lost my jacket, with my wallet in it, at a party. I figured it was pretty obvious someone had stolen it, so I called my bank, cancelled the card, and procrastinated going into the bank for about a month. Then one day, after it had been missing for over a month, my friend calls me and says that the wallet, along with all the stuff + cash that was in it, had been in his laundry room the entire time.
That's weird, because I have no idea where their laundry room even is.
despite all of the crazy shit that has happened in and around my life in the past year, I am in a really good place right now and can honestly say I'm happier than I have been in years
and on a super plus side, my boss didn't even flinch when I said I'd probably like to move in the next year, even going so far to suggest he send my resume to other parts of the company when I'm ready
Once, I used it to buy dinner, and thought I left it on the cash register counter or something. I checked the balance every day for a few weeks, because it only had about 10 dollars on it and I didn't know the process to freeze it or whatever. Once I was back home, I got a new card and woo okay problem solved. A couple days after getting the new card, I found my old card. In my wallet. It was in some weird compartment, but it had been literally in my wallet for the entire time I lost it.
The next time, I lost my jacket, with my wallet in it, at a party. I figured it was pretty obvious someone had stolen it, so I called my bank, cancelled the card, and procrastinated going into the bank for about a month. Then one day, after it had been missing for over a month, my friend calls me and says that the wallet, along with all the stuff + cash that was in it, had been in his laundry room the entire time.
That's weird, because I have no idea where their laundry room even is.
That's pretty much what happened to me. I thought I had lost it when I had just left it on my bed before I went to sleep. That means it's only been with me for the less than two weeks I've had it.
but this is something i found that you guys might enjoy, keep in mind that this girl is 20 years old
i feel so alone. I know you will probably read this Naruto, but its true. You are all that is helping get through these days. I can't go a single day w/o watching those vids of you on my phone. I think being single is safer than being in a relationship, but some days you just have to take that risk. I want to be able to go through my life without any more regrets. Brian, i want "us" to work, but I just don't know. You live in Florida, I live in Oklahoma. We've never even met. I want us to...but my natural instinct is telling me not to trust you...or anyone else online. I am so confused and frustrated. I need a job so I can pay rent and have enough money for Akon in May. *headdesk* i just want to curl up with my Gaara plushie and cry. That is how depressed I am. I would cut myself, but I promised you Naruto and Cheshire that I would never do that again. I want to smoke, but thats another promise i won't break. I am a Christian and I need a lot of prayer right now. I am having so much trouble with life and right now I think you are the only one that can help me through this Jesus. please guide me and show me what i need to do.
I have to physically restrain myself lest I facepalm right through my skull
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That is solid gold
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"I would cut myself, but I promised you Naruto and Cheshire that I would never do that again. I want to smoke, but thats another promise i won't break. I am a Christian and I need a lot of prayer right now. I am having so much trouble with life and right now I think you are the only one that can help me through this Jesus. please guide me and show me what i need to do."
but this is something i found that you guys might enjoy, keep in mind that this girl is 20 years old
i feel so alone. I know you will probably read this Naruto, but its true. You are all that is helping get through these days. I can't go a single day w/o watching those vids of you on my phone. I think being single is safer than being in a relationship, but some days you just have to take that risk. I want to be able to go through my life without any more regrets. Brian, i want "us" to work, but I just don't know. You live in Florida, I live in Oklahoma. We've never even met. I want us to...but my natural instinct is telling me not to trust you...or anyone else online. I am so confused and frustrated. I need a job so I can pay rent and have enough money for Akon in May. *headdesk* i just want to curl up with my Gaara plushie and cry. That is how depressed I am. I would cut myself, but I promised you Naruto and Cheshire that I would never do that again. I want to smoke, but thats another promise i won't break. I am a Christian and I need a lot of prayer right now. I am having so much trouble with life and right now I think you are the only one that can help me through this Jesus. please guide me and show me what i need to do.
You should put the poor beast down, it is for her own good.
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my original roommate had his girlfriend move in which was fine because then i didnt have to pay the electric bill
they both cosplay and are really into it.
she is absolutely the most disgusting person ive ever met. id rather fuck teefs then hold hands with her.
she wants to cosplay lulu. if this happens im afraid i may start a new sloppy cosplay thread becuase she should most definitely not do it please please please
its her notebook. but she is awake now (woke up at 445pm, no she is unemployed) and using all the bandwidth talking to people on myspace
tomorrow may be the day
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fan fiction written by disgusting fangirls is the most hilarious/depressing shit
ernest
as in Ernest Goes to School
like Billy Madison or Back to School
which was the joke
Naruto
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I know who Ernest is. I simply misread the post and thought it said "Ernest Borgnine" as opposed to just Ernest.
none of them in the notebook are complete theyre all just a few pages long
but she claims to have published a few on her myspace or deviant art or whatever the fuck
the search is on
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awesome jobs are pretty much the shit
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Rodney Dangerfield's wife wishes he had the physique of Jim Varney.
Once, I used it to buy dinner, and thought I left it on the cash register counter or something. I checked the balance every day for a few weeks, because it only had about 10 dollars on it and I didn't know the process to freeze it or whatever. Once I was back home, I got a new card and woo okay problem solved. A couple days after getting the new card, I found my old card. In my wallet. It was in some weird compartment, but it had been literally in my wallet for the entire time I lost it.
The next time, I lost my jacket, with my wallet in it, at a party. I figured it was pretty obvious someone had stolen it, so I called my bank, cancelled the card, and procrastinated going into the bank for about a month. Then one day, after it had been missing for over a month, my friend calls me and says that the wallet, along with all the stuff + cash that was in it, had been in his laundry room the entire time.
That's weird, because I have no idea where their laundry room even is.
delicious, salty tears
and on a super plus side, my boss didn't even flinch when I said I'd probably like to move in the next year, even going so far to suggest he send my resume to other parts of the company when I'm ready
The burden that you suddenly feel on your shoulders? That is the fate of Social Entropy.
never change
That's pretty much what happened to me. I thought I had lost it when I had just left it on my bed before I went to sleep. That means it's only been with me for the less than two weeks I've had it.
bahahah, this is pretty amazing. especially if you imagine him as mermaid man whispering it to spongebob..
SOMEONE VIDEO EDIT THAT SHIT PRONTO.
this is the first jerk city i've actually laughed really hard at in a long while
she is also a cutter
these are things ive learned off her myspace
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It is only a matter of time before everybody discovers what a kafkaesque monstrosity you are on the inside.
but this is something i found that you guys might enjoy, keep in mind that this girl is 20 years old
STEAM!
she's really fucked up
my favorite thing
this is true, she has an issue like she wants people to feel sorry for her, so thats why she tells everyone these things
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i really wish i could post it
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can you imagine how shitty it would be to be that person
not for all the reasons she listed, but to be the kind of person who would list those reasons
You should put the poor beast down, it is for her own good.
You just think that because you only perceive yourself through the twisted lens that is your own foul mentality.
shibby