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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I occasionally get the urge to write really shitty alt-history where hitler was a werewolf or some shit... but its not like i'd take it seriously.

    Zephos on
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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Zephos wrote: »
    I occasionally get the urge to write really shitty alt-history where hitler was a werewolf or some shit... but its not like i'd take it seriously.

    I am stealing this idea.

    Spectre-x on
  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Zephos wrote: »
    I occasionally get the urge to write really shitty alt-history where hitler was a werewolf or some shit... but its not like i'd take it seriously.

    I am stealing this idea.

    We could co-author it. or you could illustrate it.

    Zephos on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    man

    no matter how bad of a person i have ever been

    i still think

    i am better than shibby

    Pony on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    man

    no matter how bad of a person i have ever been

    i still think

    i am better than shibby
    yes

    Druhim on
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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Zephos wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Zephos wrote: »
    I occasionally get the urge to write really shitty alt-history where hitler was a werewolf or some shit... but its not like i'd take it seriously.

    I am stealing this idea.

    We could co-author it. or you could illustrate it.

    Sorry I've already activated the kill-bots to make sure this one is mine and mine alone.

    You should b execting them shortly. You'll recognise them by the supersonic white-hot spinning blades of death they will shove into your face and the soft, painful and vital parts of your body.

    Spectre-x on
  • DefaultuserDefaultuser Registered User new member
    edited July 2009
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    my life is pretty sweet right now. Got an amazing job, a great girlfriend, and am going to see Billy Talent/Rancid/Rise Against on friday.

    It is only a matter of time before everybody discovers what a kafkaesque monstrosity you are on the inside.
    I'm not that bad of a person, really.

    You just think that because you only perceive yourself through the twisted lens that is your own foul mentality.

    Do not grapple with shibby's psyche, lest you acquire it.

    Defaultuser on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    shibby i would like to thank you

    sometimes, i think about my life

    the things i've done to people

    the person i have been

    and i get pretty down

    but then i think

    i'm not shibby

    and my day's just a little bit brighter

    so thank you, for being there for me when i needed you

    Pony on
  • Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    speaking of scummy, who was it that jerked off on some unconcious girl's back

    are they still around?

    Punsie McKale on
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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Zephos wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Zephos wrote: »
    I occasionally get the urge to write really shitty alt-history where hitler was a werewolf or some shit... but its not like i'd take it seriously.

    I am stealing this idea.

    We could co-author it. or you could illustrate it.

    Sorry I've already activated the kill-bots to make sure this one is mine and mine alone.

    You should b execting them shortly. You'll recognise them by the supersonic white-hot spinning blades of death they will shove into your face and the soft, painful and vital parts of your body.

    nooooo my pancreas!

    Zephos on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    shibby i would like to thank you

    sometimes, i think about my life

    the things i've done to people

    the person i have been

    and i get pretty down

    but then i think

    i'm not shibby

    and my day's just a little bit brighter

    so thank you, for being there for me when i needed you

    pony youre good people

    cause it matters about where you are today, not what you did yesterday

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    tugga on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited July 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    speaking of scummy, who was it that jerked off on some unconcious girl's back

    are they still around?

    That was Pkmoutl.

    Apparently the girl was a manipulative bitch, though. It's still wrong and disgusting, but somewhat less so than it would be under different circumstances. That and the story was well-told.

    It should upset me more than it does, probably, and this bugs me a little, but oh well.

    Spectre-x on
  • Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh ok

    Punsie McKale on
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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I liked America's Funniest Home Videos with Bob Saget.

    He made me laugh.

    Spectre-x on
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I like to think that I am becoming more and more awesome with each passing day.

    I am happy with exactly where I am at the age of 24.

    vsove on
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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    my student loans went through

    I'm going BACK TO SCHOOL in august

    will I be like Adam Sandler, Ernest, or Rodney Dangerfield?

    or some gorgeous amalgam of all three

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    Goose! on
  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've got 77 cents in the bank and four dollars in my wallet.

    If my student loans don't come through... well, I really hope they come through.

    Umaro on
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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    I like to think that I am becoming more and more awesome with each passing day.

    I am happy with exactly where I am at the age of 24.

    me too for 99% of myself.... lazy mother fucker needs to get a job though.

    Zephos on
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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    my life is pretty sweet right now. Got an amazing job, a great girlfriend, and am going to see Billy Talent/Rancid/Rise Against on friday.

    It is only a matter of time before everybody discovers what a kafkaesque monstrosity you are on the inside.
    I'm not that bad of a person, really.

    You just think that because you only perceive yourself through the twisted lens that is your own foul mentality.
    What about the girlfriends I have had, why would they be with me if I was so horrible. Why would my current one be with me as well?

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Zephos wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    I like to think that I am becoming more and more awesome with each passing day.

    I am happy with exactly where I am at the age of 24.

    me too for 99% of myself.... lazy mother fucker needs to get a job though.

    You're still here?

    Should I send the kill-bots again?

    Spectre-x on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    self-loathing?

    Usagi on
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Zephos wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    I like to think that I am becoming more and more awesome with each passing day.

    I am happy with exactly where I am at the age of 24.

    me too for 99% of myself.... lazy mother fucker needs to get a job though.

    The biggest problem with my life right now is that I'm really hungry.

    This will be solved when I go home in a little bit.

    vsove on
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    wait where is this pk story it sounds great

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    my life is pretty sweet right now. Got an amazing job, a great girlfriend, and am going to see Billy Talent/Rancid/Rise Against on friday.

    It is only a matter of time before everybody discovers what a kafkaesque monstrosity you are on the inside.
    I'm not that bad of a person, really.

    You just think that because you only perceive yourself through the twisted lens that is your own foul mentality.
    What about the girlfriends I have had, why would they be with me if I was so horrible. Why would my current one be with me as well?

    They were with you, until they discovered the truth.

    And I am sure history will repeat itself again in this case.

    Spectre-x on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    because they have terrible self esteem for one

    Druhim on
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    im cool

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    speaking of scummy, who was it that jerked off on some unconcious girl's back

    are they still around?

    That was Pkmoutl.

    Apparently the girl was a manipulative bitch, though. It's still wrong and disgusting, but somewhat less so than it would be under different circumstances. That and the story was well-told.

    It should upset me more than it does, probably, and this bugs me a little, but oh well.

    it bugs you that people on the internet have a potential to be terrible?

    tugga on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    wait where is this pk story it sounds great
    no, it's pretty terrible

    Druhim on
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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm high on life

    And glue.

    EDIT: But not really because huffing is for silly people.

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    holy shit












    i found them

    tugga on
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    tugga wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    speaking of scummy, who was it that jerked off on some unconcious girl's back

    are they still around?

    That was Pkmoutl.

    Apparently the girl was a manipulative bitch, though. It's still wrong and disgusting, but somewhat less so than it would be under different circumstances. That and the story was well-told.

    It should upset me more than it does, probably, and this bugs me a little, but oh well.

    it bugs you that people on the internet have a potential to be terrible?

    It bugged me that I didn't think worse of it, but now I remember that it was more a vindictive thing than a creepy sex thing so I am not bothered by it anymore.

    Spectre-x on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    vindictively jacking off onto the back of a sleeping woman just because she wouldn't have sex with you is still really fucking creepy

    Druhim on
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  • Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I remember the phrase "literally a heartbeat away from nercrophillia"

    Punsie McKale on
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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Also, the tip of my left thumb is currently mostly scar tissue and it feels weird. Like I'm wearing a band aid when I'm not.

    vsove on
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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    vindictively jacking off onto the back of a sleeping woman just because she wouldn't have sex with you is still really fucking creepy

    True, and I don't condone it in any way.

    Spectre-x on
  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    Also, the tip of my left thumb is currently mostly scar tissue and it feels weird. Like I'm wearing a band aid when I'm not.

    Kinda sounds like the callouses on my toes.

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    as of friday i no longer have gainful employment...again
    i will be living off freelancing
    gooooooooo self employment!
    (please...please work out this time, please?)

    i'm doing freelance for a pretty fucking rad company though
    it is boosting my spirits to impossible heights with this whole thing

    and no i didn't get fired, i left
    personal reasons, lots of shitty health stuff going down, i need far too much time off for appointments than they can give

    so that's what's going on in my life that is... good? i guess it's good?

    beavotron on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh it was because she wouldn't have sex with him. That is pretty fucking terrible

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    as of friday i no longer have gainful employment...again
    i will be living off freelancing
    gooooooooo self employment!
    (please...please work out this time, please?)

    i'm doing freelance for a pretty fucking rad company though
    it is boosting my spirits to impossible heights with this whole thing

    and no i didn't get fired, i left
    personal reasons, lots of shitty health stuff going down, i need far too much time off for appointments than they can give

    so that's what's going on in my life that is... good? i guess it's good?
    are you preggers?

    Druhim on
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