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I was supposed to be there at 10, so I got there at 9:30 at the main building
no one had told me where to park, so I went through this huge parking garage but every spot was reserved, so eventually I just picked a spot in a nearby parking lot and hoped no one would ticket me or anything
so then I went into the main building and asked where the building I was supposed to work was
it took me a few minutes to find the main entrance to the building, so I waited in the lobby for a few minutes for the receptionist
but no receptionist ever came, so I asked somebody, and he was all oh yeah we haven't had a receptionist since the budget cuts
so then I asked him to show him to my lab and he did
and then I went there and filled out a form, and then the lady was like it's so good that you already filled out your paperwork with HR
I was like nope! I emailed them numerous times and they never responded
so then I had to walk down to the HR building, where they took my picture and I had to sit and wait for about forty-five minutes
and then they were all oh yeah it turns out you're not eighteen yet so we need a work permit before you can legally work and we decided not to tell you until right now
so I was like ugggggh and I drove down to my school and went into the office, and I was like I need a work permit
and the lady was like okay and she gave me a map
I asked do I go here and she said yes
so I drive down to where my mom works to get her signature on the work permit form, and then I drive up to the address the school gave me so I can finally get my work permit
then I drive back up to the lab and park in front of HR and give them the stuff
they make me sit and wait for another hour or so, and then send me to the parking guy
I have to walk through a building under construction and then I finally make it to the parking guy's office
and then I realize I don't know my license plate number and I have to walk back to my car and then back to parking and then finally I am all done and I head back to my lab
and then the lady is like that's great! but you need to wait for your lab email to activate before you can take the safety training and you need to take the safety training before you're supposed to start working, and she hands me some manuals. At this point it's like 3 o clock.
So I pretend to read the manuals for about half an hour, and then I spend half an hour talking to the people at the lab stations next to mine. Then I help a guy prepare some plasmid-containing bacteria cultures. Then I go home.
So I pretend to read the manuals for about half an hour, and then I spend half an hour talking to the people at the lab stations next to mine. Then I help a guy prepare some plasmid-containing bacteria cultures. Then I go home.
long story short: FUCK HR
There is your problem right there. Fuck bacterial transformations and stupid fucking transformation efficiencies that don't amount to shit.
Trillian on
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
jesus christ man, can't you tell me about less depressing, like rape victims dying in childbirth
My dad propagates endangered tree ferns and ginkgo trees as a hobby.
One summer he decided to try his hand at growing some dope in the backyard, just to see if he could.
Two months later the plants were peering over the top of the hedge so we had to cut them all down and shove them in the back of the truck and take them to the dump.
Trillian on
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
The army gives you adrenaline shots to carry around in case of biological attacks. I don't think it will protect you against anything but it should keep you going while your organs melt inside of you.
jesus christ man, can't you tell me about less depressing, like rape victims dying in childbirth
My dad propagates endangered tree ferns and ginkgo trees as a hobby.
One summer he decided to try his hand at growing some dope in the backyard, just to see if he could.
Two months later the plants were peering over the top of the hedge so we had to cut them all down and shove them in the back of the truck and take them to the dump.
The army gives you adrenaline shots to carry around in case of biological attacks. I don't think it will protect you against anything but it should keep you going while your organs melt inside of you.
Ain't no party like an anthrax party cause an anthrax party don't st
Trillian on
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
This is a revelation that more people need to have
i was talking to my doctor about my adrenal gland issue
and he's like
"have you ever had an incident where you have injured yourself, and all your friends are upset and want you to go to the hospital, and you insist you're fine and not hurting?"
so i say "oh sure, lots of times"
"when was the last time this happened?"
"oh, uh, i was playing airsoft with my friends at night and i fell in a trench and i fractured both my ankles and dislocated my knee. i popped the knee back in, it's come out before so no big, and kept playing."
"yeah, that doesn't make you a tough guy. that means there's something chemically wrong with you."
Up until the chopping down part, yeah totally.
My bike came from Eugene though.
It's still there and I'm still shocked.
EDIT: For those of you who don't know Eugene, Oregon, the bike theft there is astronomical.
I think my bike, which came to me as a police seizure from an auction, has been stolen from more than one owner.
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They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
not talking to people is nicer than yelling at them then flinging poo at them
today was my first day at my lab internship
I was supposed to be there at 10, so I got there at 9:30 at the main building
no one had told me where to park, so I went through this huge parking garage but every spot was reserved, so eventually I just picked a spot in a nearby parking lot and hoped no one would ticket me or anything
so then I went into the main building and asked where the building I was supposed to work was
it took me a few minutes to find the main entrance to the building, so I waited in the lobby for a few minutes for the receptionist
but no receptionist ever came, so I asked somebody, and he was all oh yeah we haven't had a receptionist since the budget cuts
so then I asked him to show him to my lab and he did
and then I went there and filled out a form, and then the lady was like it's so good that you already filled out your paperwork with HR
I was like nope! I emailed them numerous times and they never responded
so then I had to walk down to the HR building, where they took my picture and I had to sit and wait for about forty-five minutes
and then they were all oh yeah it turns out you're not eighteen yet so we need a work permit before you can legally work and we decided not to tell you until right now
so I was like ugggggh and I drove down to my school and went into the office, and I was like I need a work permit
and the lady was like okay and she gave me a map
I asked do I go here and she said yes
so I drive down to where my mom works to get her signature on the work permit form, and then I drive up to the address the school gave me so I can finally get my work permit
then I drive back up to the lab and park in front of HR and give them the stuff
they make me sit and wait for another hour or so, and then send me to the parking guy
I have to walk through a building under construction and then I finally make it to the parking guy's office
and then I realize I don't know my license plate number and I have to walk back to my car and then back to parking and then finally I am all done and I head back to my lab
and then the lady is like that's great! but you need to wait for your lab email to activate before you can take the safety training and you need to take the safety training before you're supposed to start working, and she hands me some manuals. At this point it's like 3 o clock.
So I pretend to read the manuals for about half an hour, and then I spend half an hour talking to the people at the lab stations next to mine. Then I help a guy prepare some plasmid-containing bacteria cultures. Then I go home.
long story short: FUCK HR
There is your problem right there. Fuck bacterial transformations and stupid fucking transformation efficiencies that don't amount to shit.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
if only they would let me do something, though
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
only YOU can prevent forest fires
Sherifs truck with a tarp over the load in the back
Full size truck bed full of the sticky icky on it's way to be destroyed
You shoulda followed it and stood down wind.
who's got an adrenaline shot
where those peanut allergics at
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
my body naturally overproduces adrenaline
i'm supposed to, but never got around to, get a medic alert bracelet to tell paramedics never to give me an epipen ever
because i'll die
too much adrenaline can kill you
or
in some cases
cause a stroke
in fact saying that you will never have an epipen is the opposite of what I need
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
sounds to me like you need a blowjob
always wakes me up and makes me feel energetic
edit: FROM A LADY
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
oh, well i certainly...
edit: oh god damn it
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jesus christ man, can't you tell me about less depressing, like rape victims dying in childbirth
the classiest
Wait, no, nevermind.
instead i'm just injury prone and a jerkwad
My dad propagates endangered tree ferns and ginkgo trees as a hobby.
One summer he decided to try his hand at growing some dope in the backyard, just to see if he could.
Two months later the plants were peering over the top of the hedge so we had to cut them all down and shove them in the back of the truck and take them to the dump.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Ain't no party like an anthrax party cause an anthrax party don't st
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
so, some months ago i returned to kickboxing
was sparring
ate a good right hook to the jaw and was like
owwwwwieeeeee
why the fuck did that hurt so much
and then it occurred to me
i'm probably a giant pussy
i've just generally not had to deal with physical pain as a result of being all fucked up
my sleep schedule has been fucked for like two weeks
fuckin three hours a night bullshit
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Nah mang, Vancouver BC.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
truly i am a gift to the world
This is a revelation that more people need to have
Damn, that story makes perfect sense for eugene.
i was talking to my doctor about my adrenal gland issue
and he's like
"have you ever had an incident where you have injured yourself, and all your friends are upset and want you to go to the hospital, and you insist you're fine and not hurting?"
so i say "oh sure, lots of times"
"when was the last time this happened?"
"oh, uh, i was playing airsoft with my friends at night and i fell in a trench and i fractured both my ankles and dislocated my knee. i popped the knee back in, it's come out before so no big, and kept playing."
"yeah, that doesn't make you a tough guy. that means there's something chemically wrong with you."
"oh"
Up until the chopping down part, yeah totally.
My bike came from Eugene though.
It's still there and I'm still shocked.
EDIT: For those of you who don't know Eugene, Oregon, the bike theft there is astronomical.
I think my bike, which came to me as a police seizure from an auction, has been stolen from more than one owner.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
she's just a tough guy
and he didn't cry
he just held onto it with his other arm and had this half pissed off half sad look on his face till the doctor put it back in.
then he threw his arms up in the air and said "ALL BETTER"
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
see, that kid is a tough guy
me
i'm just a chump with a medical problem