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Help, I'm Poland! In 1939!

GlyphGlyph Registered User regular
edited July 2009 in Help / Advice Forum
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I'm about to be invaded! What should I do?

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fucking evacuate

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  • mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Russia kinda looks like Magmar.

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Crack the German code with an Enigma Machine before anyone else and then never communicate it to the Allied forces before you're taken over.

    Also, practice goosestepping.

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  • kitchkitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    HASSELHOFF?

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  • MarioGMarioG Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bust a move!

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  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    1. Stay in Poland.
    2. Hide wherever you can - barrels, cupboards, whatever.
    3. Ambush the Nazi fuckers.
    4. Nazi helmets + sticks = Super Happy Ultra Fun Drum Time (think the celebrations in Return of the Jedi)

    e: Oh, yeah.

    5. PROFIT

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Throw horses at the tanks.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    As long as you ain't some Undesirable, you should be able to stay out of too much trouble. Just keep your head down and don't do anything to piss off the Wehrmacht.

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  • ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Evacuate with some army troops and end up in a unit with a freakin' bear.

    Or a big anti-tank ditch along all borders.

    Or side with the alien invaders who aim to conquer the planet, at least they're not Nazis or Reds!

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  • oldsakoldsak Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm guessing you lost this game of Red Alert by now.

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  • DarkHawkeDarkHawke Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Become a vessel for the damned legions of hell, and wage war upon all with your immortal hordes.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Threaten France with those pictures you have from the Christmas Party into actually invading Germany properly, none of this "token offensive" crap.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2009
    ho ho ho

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