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The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited July 2009 in Social Entropy++
Oscar Mayer has died.

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Here's to hoping they use the Weinermobile as the hearse.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    did i ever tell you about the time my girlfriend saw that thing broken down on the side of a highway in the mountains of british columbia

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh no

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  • HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I had no idea he was still alive. I figured he was one of those "created the hotdog by accident while trying to devise a biological weapon with which to fend off the Turk invasion" type of dudes.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    There was a UPS driver who was brought to the graveyard in a UPS truck.


    This also explains why I've been overhearing the Oscar Mayer Wiener song in the machine shop outside of my office all morning.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I would feel worse but I only buy hebrew national hotdogs.

    it is hotdog day at the cafeteria, though, I will eat some in his memory

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    When they put him in the coffin they should put a stripe of mustard, some relish, and a spoon full of onions. Just the way he would have wanted.

    Hunter on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    B-O-L-O-G-N-A

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    B-A-L-O-N-E-Y

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  • HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mein bratwurst has a first name

    It's F-R-I-T-Z

    Mein bratwurst has a second name it's

    S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    usagi has the right of it

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Why does this family only know songs from TV jingles

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    I would feel worse but I only buy hebrew national hotdogs.

    it is hotdog day at the cafeteria, though, I will eat some in his memory

    Gotta tip your hat to a company whose catchphrase is pretty much just "Our processed meat products are ordained by God, mother fuckers. Beat that!"

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    a 21-weiner-whistle salute.

    farewell you master of floor-meat cuisine.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    usagi has the right of it

    nope

    baloney.png

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh my god larlar what is that
    what is that

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    God speed wiener man.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That's bananas

    B-A-N-A-N-A-S

    I really need to smack Gwen Stefani for that song.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    it appears to be baloney

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    usagi has the right of it

    nope

    baloney.png

    :shock:

    what the HELL

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    in the article they say that his name is Oscar Mayer and it is often mispelled Oscar Meyer.

    then like two sentences layer they call him Oscar Meyer.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    usagi has the right of it

    nope

    baloney.png
    yes, she does

    oscarmeyerbologna.JPG

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    usagi has the right of it

    nope

    baloney.png

    :shock:

    what the HELL

    Why is there a meter? What the hell are they measuring

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    usagi has the right of it

    nope

    baloney.png

    :shock:

    what the HELL

    Bolognius.jpg

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    unintentional wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    usagi has the right of it

    nope

    baloney.png

    :shock:

    what the HELL

    Why is there a meter? What the hell are they measuring

    meat, of course

    it's a meter

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    my bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R
    my bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R
    I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say,
    'cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A


    gonna be humming this to myself all afternoon, shine on you crazy meat-packer

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    usagi has the right of it

    nope

    baloney.png
    yes, she does

    oscarmeyerbologna.JPG

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    "Baloney is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!"

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man I just ate some hot dogs too.
    (ball park brand)

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    They said his kindeys were bad, but his liver worse.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    my bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R
    my bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R
    I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say,
    'cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A


    gonna be humming this to myself all afternoon, shine on you crazy meat-packer

    His brother worked for Hershey and was a fudge packer. True story.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    usagi has the right of it

    nope

    baloney.png
    yes, she does

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    sir, you are full of

    baloney.jpg

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    off-topic:

    comedy central is going to be playing 30 rock in syndication :D

    http://www.backstage.com/bso/news-and-features-news/comedy-central-lands-on-30-rock-1003992005.story

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    my bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R
    my bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R
    I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say,
    'cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A


    gonna be humming this to myself all afternoon, shine on you crazy meat-packer

    His brother worked for Hershey and was a fudge packer. True story.

    something something fudge sausage something something

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
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    oh, sweet The Geek

    don't you ever grow old and die

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    usagi has the right of it

    nope

    baloney.png
    yes, she does

    oscarmeyerbologna.JPG

    sir, you are full of

    baloney.jpg

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4_G7HHJ0GE

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Larlar is a false prophet

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    my pun was overlooked for invader zim :(

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    my pun was overlooked for invader zim :(
    I saw it and chortled!

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    bulloni

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    my pun was overlooked for invader zim :(

    spono's pun was way better anyway

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