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A Thread of Righteous Self-Improvement

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    marsh ain't that mean of a fellow

    sometimes a dude gotta be a petty dick every once in a while

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I don't consider the time wasted because I had fun doing it. The dude was obviously really good at leading people on so I decided to lead him on a bit as well. Then before I knew it he was asking me to sign for two magazine subscriptions for $60 and I was like "oh well this has gone on long enough" and ended the interaction in the most personally satisfying and expedient manner possible.

    I won't deny it was very dickish, but whatever, I think I've earned the right to be a dick every now and then.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Did you actually tell him to fuck off?

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Winning the lottery would improve my life, I'm gonna do that.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ugh, you just totally wasted a minute of my time by making me read that. I bet you're happy about it too.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Just applied the rub to about six pounds of baby back ribs

    the hardest part is having to wait an entire day before you can actually make them.

    There was this award-winning guy on food network the other day who was very much against the "low and slow" method of cooking ribs. He cooked them at a really high heat for a short period of time, and designed a rub and stuff that would work perfectly with this

    This doesn't help you but you should have seen how fat he is. Waiting an extra day might be a blessing. Do some situps

    What was his name?

    Cooking high and fast doesn't give the collagen time to break down properly. It also tends to make the ribs much less moist and delicious.

    No idea. He was on Throwdown, so Bobby Flay kept butting in to let people know how creative he was using chipo-TUH-les

    They were both using a different region/style of rib. THey were the same size, but the fat patterns on them were completely different and it apparently made a difference in his recipe.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Sometimes when there's a car crash up ahead slowing the freeway to a crawl I try to do the math and figure out how much total time it's wasting out of all of our lives so I can know wether to feel bad for the potentially dead guy or not.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Did you actually tell him to fuck off?

    Yes, I surprised myself. In my defense it wasn't a very angry one, I just sorta stated it.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    He called them St Louis Pork Ribs, for what it is worth. Bobby spent most of the episode talking about how the sauce for them is divided up into two camps, and how he was going to be new and revolutionary by using both

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oatmeal Raisin cookies are fantastic

    Truth.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Just applied the rub to about six pounds of baby back ribs

    the hardest part is having to wait an entire day before you can actually make them.

    There was this award-winning guy on food network the other day who was very much against the "low and slow" method of cooking ribs. He cooked them at a really high heat for a short period of time, and designed a rub and stuff that would work perfectly with this

    This doesn't help you but you should have seen how fat he is. Waiting an extra day might be a blessing. Do some situps

    What was his name?

    Cooking high and fast doesn't give the collagen time to break down properly. It also tends to make the ribs much less moist and delicious.

    were they both baby back ribs?
    No idea. He was on Throwdown, so Bobby Flay kept butting in to let people know how creative he was using chipo-TUH-les

    They were both using a different region/style of rib. THey were the same size, but the fat patterns on them were completely different and it apparently made a difference in his recipe.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You put the text in a weird place.

    You can probably catch the episode sometime. I think it was from the latest season, so they will probably replay it this weekend

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh yeah

    I'm gonna pass the bar within three years.

    That's a pretty solid goal.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    on a somewhat related note

    I just fixed 3 piles of kindling into the chairs they once were with a glue stick, a large knife, and a full gallon of water

    I am feeling pretty manly right now

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    omg Ran you have twitter

    followin dis raneados

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    yeah like that's a good idea

    my last tweet was like a month ago ignoring the one my roommate made yesterday

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    yeah well i can't unfollow you now
    what do you think this is

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    myspace lite

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    St louis ribs are an entirely different cut, so yeah you probably cook them a but differently. There's less connective tissue so less collagen.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    If telemarketers call me I just hang up on them immediately, no explanation. Doesn't waste my time, doesn't waste their time.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Apparently telemarketer's aren't allowed to hang up on you.

    So you can start telling them all your problems and they just have to bear it.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Apparently telemarketer's aren't allowed to hang up on you.

    So you can start telling them all your problems and they just have to bear it.

    You know they get a small commission from Satan Himself each time they drag you down to their level.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    which kind of brain pills are the ones that increase suicidal tendencies amongst teenagers

    you should try those out

    Cyanide? That would be a good way to increase his suicidal tendencies about 99% which I do not have a problem with.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Apparently telemarketer's aren't allowed to hang up on you.

    So you can start telling them all your problems and they just have to bear it.

    as a man who has worked as a telemarketer

    99% of the time we were not allowed to hang up

    some situations though

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    which kind of brain pills are the ones that increase suicidal tendencies amongst teenagers

    you should try those out

    Cyanide? That would be a good way to increase his suicidal tendencies about 99% which I do not have a problem with.
    You're kind of an asshole, aren'tcha?

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    No, you're just awful.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    No, you're just awful.

    I'd say telling a clinically depressed person to kill themselves meets the definition of "asshole".

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    are there any anti-depressants that don't have a warning about increased risk of suicide

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    No, you're just awful.

    Man, why you gotta do a thing?

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    satansfingers wrote: »
    are there any anti-depressants that don't have a warning about increased risk of suicide
    He said the other drug, lexapro, has had less of a correlation of increased suicidal thoughts, buuuuut, if I forget to take it a day, my mood could dip severely and if that happened, I might be more suicidal!

    So I dunno!

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    what are you going on

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'll probably do the prozac again. The last time I took it, there were no side effects that I could see, but my psychiatrist didn't give me enough to see results, only to see if my body was okay with the drug.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    which kind of brain pills are the ones that increase suicidal tendencies amongst teenagers

    you should try those out

    Cyanide? That would be a good way to increase his suicidal tendencies about 99% which I do not have a problem with.
    You're kind of an asshole, aren'tcha?

    no no, I have to agree

    llama might be something of an asshole, but he's right
    Yes but there is a very big difference between what you're doing and what he's doing

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh, he's depressed? Okay.


    Butler wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    No, you're just awful.

    I'd say telling a clinically depressed person to kill themselves meets the definition of "asshole".

    That's an interesting interpretation of what I said. If I wanted to get someone to kill themselves, I think I would suggest something easier to obtain than cyanide.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Cyanide has not been proven to increase suicidal tendencies. I don't know where you heard that.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Apparently telemarketer's aren't allowed to hang up on you.

    So you can start telling them all your problems and they just have to bear it.

    I called people asking them to do surveys for the CDC and while this is true, fuck anyone who does it

    seriously, random dialing people for barely above minimum wage is the worst fucking job I've ever had and people fucking with you does not make things easier.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Okay, lemme get this straight, you two are trying to justify telling a suicidal person to kill themself

    by saying "But he's just so awfullllll"

    Please, please-now, try to pay attention for this part

    shut the fuck up

    I don't even care if it's jokingly

    that shit is not funny, cut it out

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    fuck you

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    Cyanide has not been proven to increase suicidal tendencies. I don't know where you heard that.

    If you take 10mg per KG of body weight without becoming incredibly suicidal, I would be very surprised.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It doesn't affect your will to live at all. It is a poison.


    I hope you're not planning to feed cyanide to anybody: you will go to jail for murder.

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