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Hung

Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
edited July 2009 in Social Entropy++
Hung is a television program about Thomas Jane and the adventures he has with his dick. Why did I not hear about this sooner?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqPpYSPWqUQ

http://www.hbo.com/hung/

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    my dong is the size of a baby's arm holding an apple

    Belruel on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    my dick is five and a half inches long

    it looks horrible flaccid

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You're a monster, who the hell gives a baby an apple, they can't eat apples.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    my dick is five and a half inches long

    it looks horrible flaccid

    welcome to being white

    next you'll learn that people will assume you have no rhythm

    even if you're a musical virtuoso

    Shorty on
  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    HyperAquaBlast on
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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    I feel your pain Anjin.

    At least we aren't asian.

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    my dick is five and a half inches long

    it looks horrible flaccid

    Hurray for being average!

    Edit: So wait, there's more to this show than a desperate man selling himself, right?

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i am so glad carson is hung. all of ya'll with sad tiny dongers

    Belruel on
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    my dick is five and a half inches long

    it looks horrible flaccid

    welcome to being white

    next you'll learn that people will assume you have no rhythm

    even if you're a musical virtuoso

    To be fair though I've seen this be true a number of times.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I feel your pain Anjin.

    At least we aren't asian.

    It ain't pain! I don't mind having the Peter Parker everyman dick. The Tom Hanks dick.

    It just looks so ugly flaccid! Like I've got a baby dick or something!

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    my dick is five and a half inches long

    it looks horrible flaccid

    welcome to being white

    next you'll learn that people will assume you have no rhythm

    even if you're a musical virtuoso

    To be fair though I've seen this be true a number of times.

    I think just as many white dudes have no rhythm as any other race.

    Shorty on
  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    I feel your pain Anjin.

    At least we aren't asian.

    It ain't pain! I don't mind having the Peter Parker everyman dick. The Tom Hanks dick.

    It just looks so ugly flaccid! Like I've got a baby dick or something!

    I no rite

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have to say, if you live with your mom and her doctor husband in a mansion, it isn't very smart to ask your dad for money when he lives in a tent behind his flame-gutted house.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    my dick is five and a half inches long

    it looks horrible flaccid

    welcome to being white

    next you'll learn that people will assume you have no rhythm

    even if you're a musical virtuoso

    To be fair though I've seen this be true a number of times.

    I think just as many white dudes have no rhythm as any other race.

    All black people have rhythm though.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    I feel your pain Anjin.

    At least we aren't asian.

    It ain't pain! I don't mind having the Peter Parker everyman dick. The Tom Hanks dick.

    It just looks so ugly flaccid! Like I've got a baby dick or something!

    we are kin

    dick kin

    Vann Diras on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Also we can all play basketball well and jump high.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Uh, ok, so who's dick looks attractive flaccid? Really?

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    i am so glad carson is hung. all of ya'll with sad tiny dongers

    that hurts

    right here

    Tam on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    i am so glad carson is hung. all of ya'll with sad tiny dongers
    gaping, cavernous vagina

    Druhim on
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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Uh, ok, so who's dick looks attractive flaccid? Really?

    Taking this a step further, whose dick looks attractive, ever? I mean, really. I'm never watching porn and thinking to myself, "That's a pretty dick. Of all the cocks I've seen, that is the prettiest."

    Shorty on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    i am so glad carson is hung. all of ya'll with sad tiny dongers
    gaping, cavernous vagina

    man don't be hatin, you knew what you were signing up for when you took a go with carson, just because your torn bum hasn't healed yet is no reason to be so caustic

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    white dudes actually typically have bigger dicks than the general population, I think

    or something statistically similar

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    i am so glad carson is hung. all of ya'll with sad tiny dongers
    gaping, cavernous vagina

    man don't be hatin, you knew what you were signing up for when you took a go with carson, just because your torn bum hasn't healed yet is no reason to be so caustic
    I still can't sit down

    Druhim on
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Uh, ok, so who's dick looks attractive flaccid? Really?

    mine

    because I'm circumcised

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    For the record, I love this show. It's hilarious, and it's nice to see Thomas Jane in a role that isn't Generic Action Movie Protagonist.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    white dudes actually typically have bigger dicks than the general population, I think

    or something statistically similar

    Um, well I guess if you include the asian.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Uh, ok, so who's dick looks attractive flaccid? Really?

    mine

    because I'm circumcised

    TURTLENECK CLUB

    Shorty on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    listen alls I know is having like six big dicks is pretty cool

    also I've only seen the pilot but this show is rad

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The business seminar where he talks about having a big dick but not knowing what to do with it was probably my favorite part.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    When Bel says "Carson" I think of Carson Daly and feel momentary pity, dick size aside.

    Lord Dave on
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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    He could shorten his name and go by "Arson!"

    I met a guy named Murder once. I don't think that was his real name.

    Seriously on
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've been told by experts that I have a fairly large penis.

    I have vowed to use its power responsibly.

    Spectre-x on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DONG THREAD

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    He could shorten his name and go by "Arson!"

    I met a guy named Murder once. I don't think that was his real name.

    Was it me?

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    At what age do dongs stop growing?

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Depends

    where were you in June 2004?

    Seriously on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My dick is bigger than Anjin's, apparently.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the "pimp" in that trailer looks nearly identical to someone who I used to work with


    eerie.

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    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This thread is pretty much quintessential SE - dicks and youtube links

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