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[German On] Viva das Deutschland!
Klyka
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Ach, SE++ du bist so schön!
This is the thread for all things German in SE++, approved by the wunderbarem leader Tube!
If you didn't know yet, this is Germany:
A peaceful and quiet country, known to keep out of the world's affairs, trying to bring the values of co-existence, equality and tranquility to the world.
Germany sends many Ambassadors of Good Will
This thread is the place for all our Lausbuben in PA to come together and share their German ways.
But this is also a thread for all of you soon-to-be Germans to ask questions about our beautiful country!
So go ahead and ask, Onkel Klyka will give you answers, meine Lieben!
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Lame foods
Hot Broads
Lots of Michael Jackson fans
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
I'll cut you
they are so much better than regular mustards
and then he'll eat you
Years of cruel testing on animal sausages have led to the development of the perfect sausage sauces.
Since it takes a huge amount of both resources and manpower to produce only one glass of these sauces, we can only sell them once a year.
lovely place
People there were insanely nice, and I saw this Cathedral, which blew my mind with its general enormity.
The only problem with this is that when I try to say Volkswagen to people around here I accidentally pronounce it like it is in Germany. So I sound retarded.
that place was pretty sweet. it was a long way to the top.
Did you go up the bell-tower? Those stairs suck.
everyone's super friendly there
and the food was nice.
Okay, sausages are good, I prefer Poland. Beer is good.
Now name me something else that doesn't end in wurst or slaw
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
ate some dodgy food and ended up with liquid shit.
Oh, Phantasialand is a enjoyable little place even if the clowns that work there are grumpy middle aged men.
Probably the only European mainland country I've actually enjoyed being in.
there are some dull points in there
How do you say it in english?
Folks-wagon?
Edit: The only good thing German cinema ever did were the "sex education" films from the 70's.
Kartoffelsalat
Chefs: French
Lovers: Italian
Mechanics: German
Teachers: British
In Hell
Chefs: German
Lovers: British
Mechanics: Italian
Teachers: French
or something like that
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
I ate some at a soccer stadium, and they sell you this giant piece of meat in a tiny roll, which is only there to hold the massive piece of meat I ordered. I like the way these Germans think; "Why give them bread when we can give them MORE MEAT"
oh ho ho
I loved the contrast between a shining moment of human achievement and those fucking stairs.
I grew up with WAY too much Italian food in my family. Like Uncle Spaghetti or Cousin Bolognese.
that's just silly
It's how Germany WORKS.
schnitzel
gute nacht
sauerkraut!
So I can scream at people people on the street in it.
rouladin mmmmmmm
Haha, those are fantastic. Schulmädchen Report part 1-367