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[German On] Viva das Deutschland!

KlykaKlyka DO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
edited July 2009 in Social Entropy++
Ach, SE++ du bist so schön!
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This is the thread for all things German in SE++, approved by the wunderbarem leader Tube!

If you didn't know yet, this is Germany:
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A peaceful and quiet country, known to keep out of the world's affairs, trying to bring the values of co-existence, equality and tranquility to the world.
Germany sends many Ambassadors of Good Will
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as well as Missionaries
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out into the world to spread our wonderful view on life.


This thread is the place for all our Lausbuben in PA to come together and share their German ways.

But this is also a thread for all of you soon-to-be Germans to ask questions about our beautiful country!
So go ahead and ask, Onkel Klyka will give you answers, meine Lieben!

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I lived there when it was still West Germany. It is a wonderful place and I miss the imbiss stands and beer.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Good cars

    Lame foods

    Hot Broads

    Lots of Michael Jackson fans

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Good cars

    Lame foods

    Hot Broads

    Lots of Michael Jackson fans

    I'll cut you

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i really really like oktoberfest sauces for sausages
    they are so much better than regular mustards

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Good cars

    Lame foods

    Hot Broads

    Lots of Michael Jackson fans

    I'll cut you

    and then he'll eat you

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Germany is okay I guess.

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    i really really like oktoberfest sauces for sausages
    they are so much better than regular mustards

    Years of cruel testing on animal sausages have led to the development of the perfect sausage sauces.
    Since it takes a huge amount of both resources and manpower to produce only one glass of these sauces, we can only sell them once a year.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i spent a couple weeks in trier

    lovely place

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Germany is the only European country I spent a lot of time in, and I have to say it was hella good times.

    People there were insanely nice, and I saw this Cathedral, which blew my mind with its general enormity.

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've always been terribly interested in Germany for some reason, and took a class on modern German history this past semester, and I recently watched the movie, Goodbye Lenin.

    The only problem with this is that when I try to say Volkswagen to people around here I accidentally pronounce it like it is in Germany. So I sound retarded.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    JohnHam wrote: »
    Germany is the only European country I spent a lot of time in, and I have to say it was hella good times.

    People there were insanely nice, and I saw this Cathedral, which blew my mind with its general enormity.

    that place was pretty sweet. it was a long way to the top.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    JohnHam wrote: »
    Germany is the only European country I spent a lot of time in, and I have to say it was hella good times.

    People there were insanely nice, and I saw this Cathedral, which blew my mind with its general enormity.

    Did you go up the bell-tower? Those stairs suck.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i drove through germany on a trip to my mother country and found the houses and people to be quite quaint and inviting
    everyone's super friendly there
    and the food was nice.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Good cars

    Lame foods

    Hot Broads

    Lots of Michael Jackson fans

    I'll cut you

    Okay, sausages are good, I prefer Poland. Beer is good.

    Now name me something else that doesn't end in wurst or slaw

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Once stayed in a very scenic area in the Rhine Valley. Very beautiful part of the world.

    ate some dodgy food and ended up with liquid shit.

    Oh, Phantasialand is a enjoyable little place even if the clowns that work there are grumpy middle aged men.

    Probably the only European mainland country I've actually enjoyed being in.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i took a class on the history of german cinema

    there are some dull points in there

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ShimSham wrote: »
    I've always been terribly interested in Germany for some reason, and took a class on modern German history this past semester, and I recently watched the movie, Goodbye Lenin.

    The only problem with this is that when I try to say Volkswagen to people around here I accidentally pronounce it like it is in Germany. So I sound retarded.

    How do you say it in english?

    Folks-wagon?


    Edit: The only good thing German cinema ever did were the "sex education" films from the 70's.

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Good cars

    Lame foods

    Hot Broads

    Lots of Michael Jackson fans

    I'll cut you

    Okay, sausages are good, I prefer Poland. Beer is good.

    Now name me something else that doesn't end in wurst or slaw

    Kartoffelsalat

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    In heaven

    Chefs: French
    Lovers: Italian
    Mechanics: German
    Teachers: British

    In Hell

    Chefs: German
    Lovers: British
    Mechanics: Italian
    Teachers: French


    or something like that

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Germany is awesome

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Also; weinershnitzel is absolutely fucking delicious.

    I ate some at a soccer stadium, and they sell you this giant piece of meat in a tiny roll, which is only there to hold the massive piece of meat I ordered. I like the way these Germans think; "Why give them bread when we can give them MORE MEAT"

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    man what a bunch of deutschbags

    oh ho ho

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    JohnHam wrote: »
    Germany is the only European country I spent a lot of time in, and I have to say it was hella good times.

    People there were insanely nice, and I saw this Cathedral, which blew my mind with its general enormity.

    that place was pretty sweet. it was a long way to the top.
    Weaver wrote:
    Did you go up the bell-tower? Those stairs suck.

    I loved the contrast between a shining moment of human achievement and those fucking stairs.

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have to say though that even I, as a German, do not like a lot of traditional German food.

    I grew up with WAY too much Italian food in my family. Like Uncle Spaghetti or Cousin Bolognese.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm hoping this thread will take a turn for the wurst.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    what you don't like frankfurters or hamburgers?

    that's just silly

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The stairs were made efficiently and to weed out the expendable people from the good ones.

    It's how Germany WORKS.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I'm hoping this thread will take a turn for the wurst.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Good cars

    Lame foods

    Hot Broads

    Lots of Michael Jackson fans

    I'll cut you

    Okay, sausages are good, I prefer Poland. Beer is good.

    Now name me something else that doesn't end in wurst or slaw

    schnitzel

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I would like to part by saying that the German team at the 2002 World Cup was smokin' hot

    gute nacht

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Good cars

    Lame foods

    Hot Broads

    Lots of Michael Jackson fans

    I'll cut you

    Okay, sausages are good, I prefer Poland. Beer is good.

    Now name me something else that doesn't end in wurst or slaw

    schnitzel

    sauerkraut!

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I love sauerkraut on my brats

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    hey a germany thread

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    German bakeries churn out a very nice selection of breads and also, the country created these-

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    now it's bedtime for serious

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    I want to learn to speak german.

    So I can scream at people people on the street in it.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Good cars

    Lame foods

    Hot Broads

    Lots of Michael Jackson fans

    I'll cut you

    Okay, sausages are good, I prefer Poland. Beer is good.

    Now name me something else that doesn't end in wurst or slaw

    schnitzel

    sauerkraut!

    rouladin mmmmmmm

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Klyka wrote: »

    Edit: The only good thing German cinema ever did were the "sex education" films from the 70's.

    Haha, those are fantastic. Schulmädchen Report part 1-367 :D

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