Finding pants is usually a pain for me. Mostly because I'm 5' 4", I think.
Also, bein' a lady, our pants have like 5,000 other specifics that have to come into play when considering jeans.
"... Is anything written on the ass? Is "juicy" or "princess" or "town whore" written on the ass? Is there an embroidered skull on the ass? Do the jeans have glitter on them?"
Not that I'm an expert on women's fashion, but I really hope this is a list of complaints rather than a list of requirements when it comes to pants shopping for you.
"Town Whore" jeans go especially well with shirts that say things like "Your Boyfriend Thinks I'm Hot", "Spoiled", and "I've Slept With Your Dad".
In all seriousness, though, I can't believe any of those shirts-with-degrading-phrases on them actually sell. But they must, if they're still being made.
I've seen a few that actually shock me. Who the hell would wear something like that??
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
edited July 2009
I have a tshirt that says "Do not try this at home"
"Town Whore" jeans go especially well with shirts that say things like "Your Boyfriend Thinks I'm Hot", "Spoiled", and "I've Slept With Your Dad".
In all seriousness, though, I can't believe any of those shirts-with-degrading-phrases on them actually sell. But they must, if they're still being made.
I've seen a few that actually shock me. Who the hell would wear something like that??
I dunno, nobody bought my t-shirt line that had just a big scarlet "A" on the front.
If only there was some way to prove my manliness on the internet..
HA! YOU LOOKED.
You know how I know you're gay? You clicked the spoiler.
"My internet penis is THIS big!"
Edit: OH SHIT! S_b has been unjailed!
*frees the flying monkeys*
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"your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
Pretty much the only pants I can wear are skinny jeans. Damn you limbs, be less skinny.
I have gained a bit of weight recently, though. I think I'm around 75.5kg now, still 185 cm, which is fairly normal. Wish I could afford a gym membership.
Nothing wrong with being skinny as long as you don't wear women's pants despite being a man.
I am at the other end of the spectrum...but that doesn't bother me too much either. I do usually have to get my pants tailored, but I probably would anyways because I just like them to fit as comfortably as possible.
I do need to lose some weight though to be a better painter. Seriously. It has an effect.
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
Pretty much the only pants I can wear are skinny jeans. Damn you limbs, be less skinny.
I have gained a bit of weight recently, though. I think I'm around 75.5kg now, still 185 cm, which is fairly normal. Wish I could afford a gym membership.
FUCK YOU METRIC SYSTEM AND YOUR UNIVERSAL USAGE OTHER THEN THE U.S!
Most people want to be skinny.
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"your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
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edited July 2009
185cm and 75kg's is pretty good. Back in my early 20's I was 185 and 69, now that was too skinny, I looked like a praying mantis, except with less praying and more smoking and drinking, but still, y'know, skinny.
Don't worry too much about it, 10 years later I'm tipping the scales at 95 and trying to lose weight, which sucks way more than trying to gain it. Gaining it is awesome, booze and eating stuff with cream in it, what's not to like?
"your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
"your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
I think I'm on the thinning-phase of my Yo-Yo weight issues. I had a banana for dinner last night!
Likewise, except replace bannana with apple. I've been doubled over with digestion pain the past few days, so now I'm freaking out that I'll be dead by the end of the year.....so health-kick! *does ten pushups*
"your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
I also haven't eaten very much in the past two weeks.
I did, however, just pig out on some mini-donuts. I was craving 'em something fierce.
I don't feel bad about it at all, really, because I only ate one thing today, and I'm going to be swimming for two hours tomorrow. WOOO
(also, how long do you guys think I should allow myself on the thumbnails? I don't want to spend too much time on them, but I don't want to spend too *little* on them, either. It looks like 5 minutes is working out to be my ideal minimum. I don't know if I should be rushing through them and only have 2 minutes each, or something.)
Ahhhhh I hate meeting new people, I just am not good at that shit. I meet like ten people in a row, and then I'm just like shit, I forgot all of your names.
Sometimes I just think I hate people. Like all people. Girls, boys, whatever. I just hate people.
MustangArbiter of Unpopular OpinionsRegistered Userregular
edited July 2009
Yeah i'm not real big on people either, they're mostly pretty boring. That's what I love about the internet, it can put you in direct contact with interesting people all over the world, so you can then forget about all the boring people in your direct vicinity. Don't come to me with that whole human contact malarky either, that's what I have a wife for...well she'll be my wife soon enough. FYI Planning a wedding fucking sucks!
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"Town Whore" jeans go especially well with shirts that say things like "Your Boyfriend Thinks I'm Hot", "Spoiled", and "I've Slept With Your Dad".
In all seriousness, though, I can't believe any of those shirts-with-degrading-phrases on them actually sell. But they must, if they're still being made.
I've seen a few that actually shock me. Who the hell would wear something like that??
Do they have local dishes mixed into the menu in those restaurants? Here in PR, they change the menu a bit to appeal more to the local ppl.
I dunno, nobody bought my t-shirt line that had just a big scarlet "A" on the front.
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Now you're just trying to break your own highbrow highscore.
This should not surprise you. Though I admit I didn't have Australians in mind when I said that.
Hehe, this made me giggle. I love it when girls make me laugh.
You know how I know you're gay? You clicked the spoiler.
well.. I did click the spoiler
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Edit: OH SHIT! S_b has been unjailed!
*frees the flying monkeys*
I have gained a bit of weight recently, though. I think I'm around 75.5kg now, still 185 cm, which is fairly normal. Wish I could afford a gym membership.
I am at the other end of the spectrum...but that doesn't bother me too much either. I do usually have to get my pants tailored, but I probably would anyways because I just like them to fit as comfortably as possible.
I do need to lose some weight though to be a better painter. Seriously. It has an effect.
Because your gut smudges the paint
FUCK YOU METRIC SYSTEM AND YOUR UNIVERSAL USAGE OTHER THEN THE U.S!
Most people want to be skinny.
EDIT: Wow, this has to be the worst TotP I've ever done.
IGNORE THE TEXT ABOVE, LOOK AT THIS WOMBAT INSTEAD.
Don't worry too much about it, 10 years later I'm tipping the scales at 95 and trying to lose weight, which sucks way more than trying to gain it. Gaining it is awesome, booze and eating stuff with cream in it, what's not to like?
Awww...wombat cuddlie...
Likewise, except replace bannana with apple. I've been doubled over with digestion pain the past few days, so now I'm freaking out that I'll be dead by the end of the year.....so health-kick! *does ten pushups*
Of course not.
It was caramel, and it was soft serve.
I did, however, just pig out on some mini-donuts. I was craving 'em something fierce.
I don't feel bad about it at all, really, because I only ate one thing today, and I'm going to be swimming for two hours tomorrow.
(also, how long do you guys think I should allow myself on the thumbnails? I don't want to spend too much time on them, but I don't want to spend too *little* on them, either. It looks like 5 minutes is working out to be my ideal minimum. I don't know if I should be rushing through them and only have 2 minutes each, or something.)
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