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THE GRANDEST MONU[CHAT] TO METALBOURNE'S EGO

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Finding pants is usually a pain for me. Mostly because I'm 5' 4", I think.

    Also, bein' a lady, our pants have like 5,000 other specifics that have to come into play when considering jeans.

    "... Is anything written on the ass? Is "juicy" or "princess" or "town whore" written on the ass? Is there an embroidered skull on the ass? Do the jeans have glitter on them?"

    Not that I'm an expert on women's fashion, but I really hope this is a list of complaints rather than a list of requirements when it comes to pants shopping for you.

    "Town Whore" jeans go especially well with shirts that say things like "Your Boyfriend Thinks I'm Hot", "Spoiled", and "I've Slept With Your Dad".

    In all seriousness, though, I can't believe any of those shirts-with-degrading-phrases on them actually sell. But they must, if they're still being made.

    I've seen a few that actually shock me. Who the hell would wear something like that??

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have a tshirt that says "Do not try this at home"

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    <--

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    MaximasXXZ wrote: »
    Iraqs not so bad, there's a Pizza Hut, Burger King, KFC and a Cinnabon here and I had a double mocha frappe earlier at the world cafe.

    Do they have local dishes mixed into the menu in those restaurants? Here in PR, they change the menu a bit to appeal more to the local ppl.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    "Town Whore" jeans go especially well with shirts that say things like "Your Boyfriend Thinks I'm Hot", "Spoiled", and "I've Slept With Your Dad".

    In all seriousness, though, I can't believe any of those shirts-with-degrading-phrases on them actually sell. But they must, if they're still being made.

    I've seen a few that actually shock me. Who the hell would wear something like that??

    I dunno, nobody bought my t-shirt line that had just a big scarlet "A" on the front.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    A The Scarlet Letter joke, Bacon? Seriously?

    Now you're just trying to break your own highbrow highscore.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DeeLock wrote: »
    Wow, Cake is right again.

    This should not surprise you. Though I admit I didn't have Australians in mind when I said that.

    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    I'm glad your transformational shift to R-mode seeing suits you.

    Hehe, this made me giggle. I love it when girls make me laugh.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    If only there was some way to prove my manliness on the internet..
    :D HA! YOU LOOKED.
    You know how I know you're gay? You clicked the spoiler.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    If only there was some way to prove my manliness on the internet..
    :D HA! YOU LOOKED.
    You know how I know you're gay? You clicked the spoiler.

    well.. I did click the spoiler

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I click on every spoiler without question - it does have it's share of drawbacks.

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It's the inquisitive nature of gay that impells you to click on spoiler tags.
    See.

    Mustang on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am going to be sleeping on the floor for three days. So excited, I'll have a internet and my sketchbook at least

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    It's the inquisitive nature of gay that impells you to click on spoiler tags.
    See.
    :winky:

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I didn't click on d-robe's spoiler. The last thing I want is a face full of vagina.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I fondled her spoiler

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    If only there was some way to prove my manliness on the internet..
    :D HA! YOU LOOKED.
    You know how I know you're gay? You clicked the spoiler.

    wwwweblcom.jpg
    "My internet penis is THIS big!"

    Edit: OH SHIT! S_b has been unjailed!

    *frees the flying monkeys*

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    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pretty much the only pants I can wear are skinny jeans. Damn you limbs, be less skinny.

    I have gained a bit of weight recently, though. I think I'm around 75.5kg now, still 185 cm, which is fairly normal. Wish I could afford a gym membership.

    Flay on
  • DeeLockDeeLock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING TOO SKINNY!

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    NO FUCK YOU!

    Flay on
  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nothing wrong with being skinny as long as you don't wear women's pants despite being a man.

    I am at the other end of the spectrum...but that doesn't bother me too much either. I do usually have to get my pants tailored, but I probably would anyways because I just like them to fit as comfortably as possible.

    I do need to lose some weight though to be a better painter. Seriously. It has an effect.

    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    cakemikz wrote: »
    I do need to lose some weight though to be a better painter. Seriously. It has an effect.

    Because your gut smudges the paint

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  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Haha...well that hasn't happened but it is harder to concentrate and steady your hand when you are really overweight I think.

    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Flay wrote: »
    Pretty much the only pants I can wear are skinny jeans. Damn you limbs, be less skinny.

    I have gained a bit of weight recently, though. I think I'm around 75.5kg now, still 185 cm, which is fairly normal. Wish I could afford a gym membership.

    FUCK YOU METRIC SYSTEM AND YOUR UNIVERSAL USAGE OTHER THEN THE U.S!

    Most people want to be skinny.

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    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Most people don't need to gain a certain amount of weight to get off antidepressants. :?

    EDIT: Wow, this has to be the worst TotP I've ever done.

    IGNORE THE TEXT ABOVE, LOOK AT THIS WOMBAT INSTEAD.

    wombat_in_a_hat.jpg

    Flay on
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    185cm and 75kg's is pretty good. Back in my early 20's I was 185 and 69, now that was too skinny, I looked like a praying mantis, except with less praying and more smoking and drinking, but still, y'know, skinny.

    Don't worry too much about it, 10 years later I'm tipping the scales at 95 and trying to lose weight, which sucks way more than trying to gain it. Gaining it is awesome, booze and eating stuff with cream in it, what's not to like?

    Mustang on
  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, most fat pe-

    Awww...wombat cuddlie...

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    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think I'm on the thinning-phase of my Yo-Yo weight issues. I had a banana for dinner last night!

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  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Your body just adapts to your eating habits.

    Shiekahn_boy on
    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Was the banana on top of 5 scoops of ice cream and covered in chocolate?

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think I'm on the thinning-phase of my Yo-Yo weight issues. I had a banana for dinner last night!

    Likewise, except replace bannana with apple. I've been doubled over with digestion pain the past few days, so now I'm freaking out that I'll be dead by the end of the year.....so health-kick! *does ten pushups*

    Mustang on
  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Was the banana on top of 5 scoops of ice cream and covered in chocolate?

    Of course not.

    It was caramel, and it was soft serve.

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Time to go for stupid job orientation at stupid sizzler stupid.

    Flay on
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I thought Australian Sizzler went out of bidness like a 100 years ago with crippling debts and a swathe of unpaid staff?

    Mustang on
  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Shiekahn_boy on
    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I also haven't eaten very much in the past two weeks.

    I did, however, just pig out on some mini-donuts. I was craving 'em something fierce.

    I don't feel bad about it at all, really, because I only ate one thing today, and I'm going to be swimming for two hours tomorrow. :D:D:D WOOO

    (also, how long do you guys think I should allow myself on the thumbnails? I don't want to spend too much time on them, but I don't want to spend too *little* on them, either. It looks like 5 minutes is working out to be my ideal minimum. I don't know if I should be rushing through them and only have 2 minutes each, or something.)

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    5 mins seems okay to me. As long as you are making many different variations.

    My 2 cents.
    Yeah I know with inflation it might not be worth that much to you...
    Arresteddevelopmentsnoopy.gif

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    I drank too much caffeine today, I guess. I cant sleep.

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  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ahhhhh I hate meeting new people, I just am not good at that shit. I meet like ten people in a row, and then I'm just like shit, I forgot all of your names.

    Sometimes I just think I hate people. Like all people. Girls, boys, whatever. I just hate people.

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Yeah i'm not real big on people either, they're mostly pretty boring. That's what I love about the internet, it can put you in direct contact with interesting people all over the world, so you can then forget about all the boring people in your direct vicinity. Don't come to me with that whole human contact malarky either, that's what I have a wife for...well she'll be my wife soon enough. FYI Planning a wedding fucking sucks!

    Mustang on
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