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CenoCeno pizza timeRegistered User regular
edited December 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
"The Dead Walk!": An examination of group psychology and crisis management as it pertains to a Class 3 outbreak of the undead and Penny Arcade forum goers.

Updated OP 9/26/09 - PLEASE READ FIRST!

Ahoy hoy, fellow patrons of Debate and Discourse! Allow me to introduce the premise of this here thread. I am an avid fan of examining group social reactions to a crisis (be it real, virtual, or hypothetical). Many of you classic WoWers may remember the Corrupted Blood plague of late 2005, and the stream of articles that followed it.

Links to articles about the Corrupted Blood plague:
They examined player reactions: the people who avoided it, the people who perpetuated it, the people who tried to contain it. I devoured that stuff, page by page, and very much look forward to something like that happening again in an MMO setting. I also followed - as I'm sure many others did - the reactions of the American populace en masse to the tragic events of 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina, specifically focusing on same-day reactions. I'm not an expert, scientist, psychologist, or any other type of accredited person in the field. I'm just an interested observer.

I'm also an avid fan of ZOMBIES. From Night of the Living Dead to Shaun of the Dead to Left 4 Dead, I gobble it up (no pun intended). Hopefully, a few of you are worth your salt and already have read or own copies of these books by Max Brooks:

The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z:
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If you haven't, you really should. World War Z, specifically, goes into disconcerting detail concerning reactions to a zombie outbreak, both personal and governmental. Special bonus: the audiobook has performances by Mark Hamill (yay!) and Rob Reiner (wha?), though it is an abridged version.

That's a lot of talk to get to a relatively simple point. I want you, forum dwellers, to explain how you would react to a genuine, end-of-the-world, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria outbreak of the walking dead.

Couple of important points to go over:

Try to be both realistic and honest.
It's one thing to say you'd go jack an army surplus truck and start fucking shit up, it's another to practically do it. So don't feel the need to embellish. If you'd go looting and hole up to wait it out, I want to hear it. If you would make love to your sweetie and then eat a bullet, I want to hear it. If you would spin in a circle screaming like a ninny untl you were devoured, I want to hear it.

Use your actual location to your advantage.
Imagine that you are at work or at home when a news broadcast come on explaining the situation. You know your city or your town. What are your goals? How do you get around? What are your priorities? How accessible are weapons?

The zombie horde.
There have been a lot of creative takes on the nature of zombiedom in film, television, and books. We're sticking with the classic shambler, as seen in the original Night of the Living Dead, Shaun of the Dead, and as described in both the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z. Remove the head or destroy the brain.

The infection is indeed viral in nature. Exposure can result from injuries sustained from a zombie-proper, exposure to infected blood or other bodily fluids either through ingestion, injection, open sores or wounds, etc. Since it is viral, antibiotics have no effect, and immunizations are out of the question considering any exposure to the virus, however minute, leads to full-blown infection.

Symptoms.
(May vary due to person and/or nature of infection)
Hour 1 - Pain and discoloration (brown/purple) of the infected area. Immediate clotting of the wound (provided a wound is the infection's source).
Hour 5 - Fever (99-103 degrees F), chills, slight dementia, vomiting, acute joint pain.
Hour 8 - Numbing of extremeties and infected area, increased fever (103-106 degrees F), increased dementia, loss of muscle coordination.
Hour 11 - Lower body paralysis, overall numbness, slowed heart rate.
Hour 16 - Coma.
Hour 20 - Heart stoppage. Zero brain activity.
Hour 23 - Reanimation.

I do feel, however, that a lack of specific information is somewhat realistic. It can be assumed that a more thorough understanding of the mechanics of both the virus and the infected would not be attained until the fight for survival had been underway for a while.

Outbreak classifications.
CLASS 1: A low level outbreak, usually in a third world country or first world rural area. Infected numbers are low, usually around 20, with casualities reaching about 50, and a duration of one day to two weeks. There will be light law enforcement and media response, with the incidents being reported as homicides or something like, oh, say, swine flu.

CLASS 2: The number of infected can rise to up to one hundred, and these outbreaks take place in either urban areas or densely populated rural areas. The duration can be the same as a class 1, but these outbreaks will provoke an organized response, limiting the number and effectiveness of pluckly survival gangs. Media coverage will be present, if not accurate.

CLASS 3: A genuine crisis, with zombie numbers swelling into the thousands. Media blackouts will be impossible, and the military becomes the primary form of law enforcement. Expect declarations of martial law, riots, looting, and widespread panic. The primary infested area will be in a state of emergency, and essentially lost to the swarms of the undead.

CLASS 4: Living in an undead world.


Dive in, guys. Feel free to help each other out. If there are some of you from the same area, help each other out. Suggest locales and survival tips to each other. I look forward to reading what you guys have to offer.

9/26 UPDATE: Added detailed description of infection process. Added in outbreak class descriptions. (As taken from The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.)

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  • KelorKelor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ceno wrote: »
    "The Dead Walk!": An examination of group psychology and crisis management as it pertains to a Class 3 outbreak of the undead and Penny Arcade forum goers.

    Alternate title: OHSHITZOMBIES

    Ahoy hoy, fellow patrons of Debate and Discourse! Allow me to introduce the premise of this here thread. I am an avid fan of examining group social reactions to a crisis (be it real, virtual, or hypothetical). Many of you classic WoWers may remember the Corrupted Blood plague of late 2005, and the stream of articles that followed it.
    Dive in, guys. Feel free to help each other out. If there are some of you from the same area, help each other out. Suggest locales and survival tips to each other. I look forward to reading what you guys have to offer.

    While a fair few people here have read the two Brooks titles, you may want to outline exactly how severe a Class 3 outbreak would be, how fast the infection would transmit, how many days has the populace been aware of it and the like, so that everyone is on the same page.

    I'll post something up in a bit.

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  • CycloneRangerCycloneRanger Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've always thought this was a fun topic to ponder, but I'm not really fond of the slow, shambler zombies. I just can't imagine them being a real threat. As long as you've got someone to watch your back while you sleep, you're more-or-less safe.

    Also, what kind of zombies are we talking about (beyond the shambler/sprinter dichotomy)? Are they infected humans, and thus vulnerable to starvation, overwhelming physical trauma, predation, etc., or are they magical zombies vulnerable only to brain damage? I haven't seen most of the films you seem to be referencing.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Easy: The Palm Springs Tram

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_Springs_Aerial_Tramway

    Besides the tram, the only way up the mountain is a several-hour hike, which I don't think any zombie, rage virus or shambler, can handle. I also imagine the 2 restaurants up there have enough food to last a couple of months.

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've always thought this was a fun topic to ponder, but I'm not really fond of the slow, shambler zombies. I just can't imagine them being a real threat. As long as you've got someone to watch your back while you sleep, you're more-or-less safe.

    Also, what kind of zombies are we talking about (beyond the shambler/sprinter dichotomy)? Are they infected humans, and thus vulnerable to starvation, overwhelming physical trauma, predation, etc., or are they magical zombies vulnerable only to brain damage? I haven't seen most of the films you seem to be referencing.

    The thing about the slow zombies is what happens when they show up in numbers? When they overrun your defenses and you have to run? You could just as easily trap yourself as you could get away. That's when the slow zombies are their scariest - when you're surrounded, and they slowly shamble toward you while you just watch and wait.

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  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I will attempt to add more info to the OP via my iPhone, but it will be tomorrow before I can tackle the issues presented properly.

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  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My detailed plan would depend greatly on several things:

    1. Fast or slow zombies?
    2. Will zombies convert me or eat me? (If it's an infection, is it transmitted in the air and I'm immune, or by touch and I'm vulnerable?)
    3. How widespread is the outbreak/how much preparation time do I have?

    However, the basic plan would probably keep several constants. My current residence has immediate access to a wide array of firearms, so I'd hit that up first. Pack up my car with as much food as I could, and make for Appalachia. It's only a couple hour drive, and if I climb one of the taller mountains, zombies would freeze to death before they could get to me (especially in winter). Meanwhile, I can wait out the infection for several weeks at least until the zombies starve to death. As an Eagle Scout, surviving like that wouldn't be but so hard, especially if I've got the gun(s) and can hunt.

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  • CamuiCamui Sogekidan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Living in the DFW area, there are alot of choices you could do but there is a lack of tactful places to bunker down in. The few options that are presented to me are:

    1) Make home/neighborhood into fort:
    Most people always assume it is best to just lock yourself up and have it be every man for themselves, but I think if I had the choice, I would try to get my 3 neighboring houses to remove the fences between our back yards and use thoses to fortify the defenses. This giving us more room to possibly grow food, living space, and more fighting room if it came down to it. Standard home defense building would apply. barring/covering windows with wood, scheduled night watches, food rationing/water/ammo etc.

    2) Steal/join one of the many boats/yachts that are at our large ass lake and try to survive using gorilla tactics on short period land runs. The only few concerns is food supplys, water-logged zombies, and if the zombie outbreak also tainted fish/water so it would take that source of food out.

    3) Lastly the other option is to just try to retreat to a locally ran/government controlled save spot and hope they can control large amounts of zombies and people.

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  • TalleyrandTalleyrand Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Camui wrote: »
    Living in the DFW area, there are alot of choices you could do but there is a lack of tactful places to bunker down in. The few options that are presented to me are:

    1) Make home/neighborhood into fort:
    Most people always assume it is best to just lock yourself up and have it be every man for themselves, but I think if I had the choice, I would try to get my 3 neighboring houses to remove the fences between our back yards and use thoses to fortify the defenses. This giving us more room to possibly grow food, living space, and more fighting room if it came down to it. Standard home defense building would apply. barring/covering windows with wood, scheduled night watches, food rationing/water/ammo etc.

    2) Steal/join one of the many boats/yachts that are at our large ass lake and try to survive using gorilla tactics on short period land runs. The only few concerns is food supplys, water-logged zombies, and if the zombie outbreak also tainted fish/water so it would take that source of food out.

    3) Lastly the other option is to just try to retreat to a locally ran/government controlled save spot and hope they can control large amounts of zombies and people.

    There is Fort Hood, just 3 hours down I-35. If you don't mind going a little further then there's also the CDC facility on the south side of San Antonio which is a pretty tempting destination just cause I'm so curious as to what would be going on there. Right now the best option would be to try to make it to the water, (just a 30 minute drive to the docks downtown) and see if they're sending boats out to the off-shore oil platforms. I don't know how many other people would have the same idea though, and it's best to usually avoid crowds like the plague.

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  • CamuiCamui Sogekidan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That is one reason my last reason is my last reason. Most people would go to places like Fort Hood and more than likely overcrowding would happen asap. Also I still don't trust in a mass amount of people like that to act civil.

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  • TalleyrandTalleyrand Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    There's also the possibility that the military could quarantine you in with all the infected people. Now wouldn't that suck?

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I know a few people who work for the California Highway Patrol. I imagine the station has guns and that not a lot of people are going to think about shacking up there. It's also in a fairly mountainous region, so that's another plus.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I would grab all the tuna in my cabinet, stuff it in my bag, then walk the two blocks to the lake, steal a canoe or kayak (there's a rental place there with a shitload of them) and plan to camp out in the middle of the lake for as long as my food lasts.

    I figure I can survive the minor bacterial infections (I mean, I've never heard of anyone getting sick from swimming there, and people swim there a lot), the middle of the lake should keep me safe from the zombies, and I doubt too many people will think of that, so it'll avoid the crowds.

    If the problem isn't solved by the time I run out of food, well, then, I'm fucked.

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  • InHumanInHuman Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The store that I work it only has 3 ways to get in.

    The loading bay (easy to barricade), the front doors (we have enough materials to cover up glass, also, one of the entrances (right side) has a set of stairs we could easily block, the other is a very long ramp but very small door.

    Enough food, also had a generator. If help comes we can easily get on the roof.

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    If I were at home when shit started hitting the fan... first thing I would do is knock down the stairs to the front porch. The property I live on is part of a former pineapple field, so it's basically a sloping plain. There's fruit growing in several places close to the house, along with a store about a quarter of a mile down the road. Food would be an issue relatively soon. If I was at work, I'd start looting the grocery store next door to supplement whatever is already on hand (pizza place). Following that, I'd check the auto parts store for something sharp and longer than a screw driver. If I had to I'd run to the hardware store and steal a few machetes.

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    For starters I'd probably be dawning my lacrosse helmet all the time, and would try to fix some sort of sharp pointie thing to the end of my defensive long pole.

    Also my roomate here at school has a ton of guns (redneck) so really using one of his shotguns would probably work a little better.

    We live at the top of a complex with one set of narrow stairs, so assuming they can get up them, picking them off or knocking them off the stairs wouldn't be too hard, as well as simply barricading the thing when needed...

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I would grab all the tuna in my cabinet, stuff it in my bag, then walk the two blocks to the lake, steal a canoe or kayak (there's a rental place there with a shitload of them) and plan to camp out in the middle of the lake for as long as my food lasts.

    I figure I can survive the minor bacterial infections (I mean, I've never heard of anyone getting sick from swimming there, and people swim there a lot), the middle of the lake should keep me safe from the zombies, and I doubt too many people will think of that, so it'll avoid the crowds.

    If the problem isn't solved by the time I run out of food, well, then, I'm fucked.

    First: I imagine you running for your life from a police officer into a horde of zombies.
    Second: How are you going to keep your canoe from drifting to shore, and yourself from dying of exposure?

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  • DetharinDetharin Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My house as a single front facing window, and 10 foot walls in the back yard. If i barricade the window my residence is secure. For added safety I can always move to the attic. From there i can live on the supplies currently in my home if I end up trapped there. From the materials on hand I would be able to construct a crude bridge that would allow me access to my neighbors roofs and rear yards similarly fortified. From there I have access to my neighbors pool, which would be a rather large supply of drinking water provided it was properly stored. I could also raid my neighbors houses, either clearing and then barricading for added living space, or just looting and returning to my home. Worst case scenario, if the zombies can breech my barricades i end up living from roof to roof within my neighborhood until I completely run out of food/ammo.

    However this is assuming I am trapped at my current location. My friends and I have a much more detailed plan, but that is not something I would post online.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I would grab all the tuna in my cabinet, stuff it in my bag, then walk the two blocks to the lake, steal a canoe or kayak (there's a rental place there with a shitload of them) and plan to camp out in the middle of the lake for as long as my food lasts.

    I figure I can survive the minor bacterial infections (I mean, I've never heard of anyone getting sick from swimming there, and people swim there a lot), the middle of the lake should keep me safe from the zombies, and I doubt too many people will think of that, so it'll avoid the crowds.

    If the problem isn't solved by the time I run out of food, well, then, I'm fucked.
    First: I imagine you running for your life from a police officer into a horde of zombies.
    Second: How are you going to keep your canoe from drifting to shore, and yourself from dying of exposure?
    I'm in Seattle. It gets neither cold enough nor hot enough for me to die from exposure in that length of time.

    I planned to use an oar and an anchor of some sort to keep my canoe from drifting to shore. I mean, yeah, I could fall asleep for too long and get unlucky and drift to shore, but, y'know, them's the brakes. Shit happens, especially in a post-apocalyptic zombie world.

    This also has the added benefit of the canoes being brightly colored, and the lake having an open view to the sky, so I'd easily be spotted by rescue aircraft.

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  • ScalfinScalfin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    One big question is the recognizably of the infected and the dormancy period. If it's very easy to see that someone is about to go zombie, it would be fairly easy to send them to Florida to die. Similarly, if the infected dies for a while, all one needs to do is switch to cremation. This means a lot of the more polpulated shelter areas would be fairly safe from an internal outbreak. If we have a Sean of the Dead style infection, though, one should try o avoid any other people, as an infected could come in as a refugee and then go z on the population.

    If it's the former, the possible places could be fairly surprising. For example, the only problem that could befall one of the NYC boroughs after the virus is identified is food shortages, as the swift currents and easily defendable (and destroyable) bridges could make for perfect protection provided there aren't zombies inside. Similarly, Boston Could set up defensive perimeters at I-95 and I-495 easily (hell, let's see you walk across any Boston street even under normal conditions), with Cape Cod being a fallback (the canal gives it defensive capabilities, but the scarcity of bridges makes it impossible to get in to on a timely manner), and the Harbor Islands being a final refuge, with Forts Warren, Strong, and Andrews being the keeps (with Fort Independence being a more southern refuge, and we seem to have the remains of forts and other military installations all over the place, although Fort Washington is kind of pathetic).

    If that fails, I'm hiding in The Castle in Brandeis. Fuckers will never get in there, and would get lost if we let them in (it has stairways that go nowhere).

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  • Mei HikariMei Hikari Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The thing about information in the real world is that it's neither instantaneous or always accurate. If a zombie appears in Africa, it'll be called something else. By the time people actually notice anything rumors will be flying left and right: "I hear you have to stake them" "If you get bitten, get some adrenaline in your veins, and it'll delay it" "They can't see you if you don't move".
    Good and accurate info would be the most precious commodity in a crisis like this.

    Personally, I don't see any good spots around the bay. There's a Costco near my appartment which will be sacked by hundreds of people and become a zombie concentration point in no time. Alcatraz requires a lot of people to properly set up and defend. San Quentin is probably the safest place in the bay, but if you're not already there, then you're not getting in.

    No, I think I'd pack as much supplies and weapons as I could in the car and keep moving north.

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  • DetharinDetharin Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Remember when taking in refugees (if you are going the humanitarian route) immediate strip and full body examination. Be very careful of anyone who refuses, if you have the people and space it can be done by someone of the same sex. If you have a secure place with a large food cache be careful of anyone who tries to leave, or goes out without someone you trust. They may be offering your location and defenses to other, less scrupulous, survivors.

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  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I had this discussion with one of my coworkers (the only one younger than me) and he was kinda taken aback by how much I thought about it. My workplace is up on a hill. It's a retirement home. We have some basic medical supplies and emergency food/water/generator. On the plus side, if any of the elderly are infected, it wouldn't be difficult to out run them (most of them can barely stand as is now).

    However, we're not the top of the hill. A local church is. And that would probably attract attention.
    Many different entrances, but it does have an easily defendable top floor (two staircases and an elevator are the only access). We also have roof access if anyone could grab some long arms before the shit hits the fan.

    Speaking of long arms, we have a couple of resturants close by, a 7-11, as well as a grocery store and a CVS that stocks ammo (but no guns) within running distance. Given that this is a smaller town though (pop. approx 13,000) and a red county in a blue state, it shouldn't be a problem getting/acquiring firearms.

    Plus, if we got really desperate, we could set up on our local bridge (seen during the beginning of XXX, yes the first one). On one side is again, several restaurants and a grocery store (close by but up a very steep hill), and it would easily defendable with only two entry points.

    For the record, I live in Auburn, CA.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have a plan. It involves being nowhere near any of you and maintaining practical supplies and hopefully contacting a select few individuals who I know are well versed in wilderness survival techniques.

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    See I think the trick to beating zombies is some kind of obstruction they can't circumvent. I'd imagine it'd take an aweful lot of zombies to get past a razorwire fence, as they'd get stuck in it and you'd need so many that they just piled over it. What about a moat? Can zombies swim?

    I'd like to think my experience playing tower defense would make me a valuable asset to any military operation to counter the zombies. The trick is to maze them through hazards! Sure I suppose you could just like, use a concrete wall but... that's no fun. Gigantic swinging scythe blades with enough force to cut a truck in half - that kind of thing. Anti zombie checkpoints could have something like that automated, with a big sign telling everyone to simply duck as they enter the checkpoint.

    An example of how not to do it is 28 weeks later, I saw it recently and the absolutely horrid preparedness for a zombie outbreak when they knew one was possible astounds me. Have none of these people internet access? Any forum could point out the flaws in their plan.

    See I would have just had everyone stay in their hotel rooms during a zombie outbreak with the door shut, one skilled and efficient team just go floor to floor executing a clean sweep of any zombies. Also, give everyone a gun. Zombies cannot use them and though firearms pose a risk to civilians, not as much as fucking zombies.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    No. Look razorwire doesn't work. It's not that sharp. They'll plow right through it. Stop talking about razorwire.

    If there's seriously a confirmed outbreak first thing is to secure my home until the status of the outbreak can be determined. By secure I mean make it look like no one is there, destroy the entire stairs grab all of the supplies I need and pick up the atlas/literature while I wait out the horde. I'm in ohio so chances are the masses aren't going to be flowing toward me. Then it's just a waiting game until supplies hit a point where I have to move. Scavenging is a bit too dangerous since my neighborhood is a bit suburban but with rolling hills of farmland and plenty of daylight travel won't be too inconvenient. My biggest concern is meeting up with competent and trustworthy individuals.

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You sure? I mean it's hard to walk over that stuff, zombies aren't known for their coordination. Fuck I think a large field of tires would probably trip up any zombie horde and make them easy targets, you know what happens to crowds when people start tripping?

    Also we could consider designing and building a special anti zombie trap. Its really a big furnace but it plays the sound of terrified survivors on a loop. Zombies walk in, they don't walk out.

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  • TalleyrandTalleyrand Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Scalfin wrote: »
    One big question is the recognizably of the infected and the dormancy period. If it's very easy to see that someone is about to go zombie, it would be fairly easy to send them to Florida to die. Similarly, if the infected dies for a while, all one needs to do is switch to cremation. This means a lot of the more polpulated shelter areas would be fairly safe from an internal outbreak. If we have a Sean of the Dead style infection, though, one should try o avoid any other people, as an infected could come in as a refugee and then go z on the population.

    If it's the former, the possible places could be fairly surprising. For example, the only problem that could befall one of the NYC boroughs after the virus is identified is food shortages, as the swift currents and easily defendable (and destroyable) bridges could make for perfect protection provided there aren't zombies inside. Similarly, Boston Could set up defensive perimeters at I-95 and I-495 easily (hell, let's see you walk across any Boston street even under normal conditions), with Cape Cod being a fallback (the canal gives it defensive capabilities, but the scarcity of bridges makes it impossible to get in to on a timely manner), and the Harbor Islands being a final refuge, with Forts Warren, Strong, and Andrews being the keeps (with Fort Independence being a more southern refuge, and we seem to have the remains of forts and other military installations all over the place, although Fort Washington is kind of pathetic).

    If that fails, I'm hiding in The Castle in Brandeis. Fuckers will never get in there, and would get lost if we let them in (it has stairways that go nowhere).

    Have you ever seen a zombie movie before? The real danger is the other survivors. Living with a large concentration of hungry, well-armed, and extremely stressed group of New Yorkers? No thank you.
    Thanatos wrote:
    I would grab all the tuna in my cabinet, stuff it in my bag, then walk the two blocks to the lake, steal a canoe or kayak (there's a rental place there with a shitload of them) and plan to camp out in the middle of the lake for as long as my food lasts.

    I figure I can survive the minor bacterial infections (I mean, I've never heard of anyone getting sick from swimming there, and people swim there a lot), the middle of the lake should keep me safe from the zombies, and I doubt too many people will think of that, so it'll avoid the crowds.

    If the problem isn't solved by the time I run out of food, well, then, I'm fucked.
    That might not be so bad if you manage to bring some camping supplies with you and keep real quiet. If any loud noises attract a zombie's attention then nothing's going to keep him from coming across that lake, (if they actually could just walk across the bottom) and bringing a lot of friends with him, (if their moans actually get other zombies to follow them).

    Anyone talking about raiding a grocery store has to realize that those places are going to be dark as hell inside without electricity and probably a large gathering point for other frantic and paranoid survivors.

    Camping in the wilderness might work if you live far enough away from any civilization so you won't have to deal with all the refugees streaming in from the city. If you've ever read World War Z think about those chapters where the family decides to head up north and
    end up resorting to cannibalism.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You sure? I mean it's hard to walk over that stuff, zombies aren't known for their coordination. Fuck I think a large field of tires would probably trip up any zombie horde and make them easy targets, you know what happens to crowds when people start tripping?

    Also we could consider designing and building a special anti zombie trap. Its really a big furnace but it plays the sound of terrified survivors on a loop. Zombies walk in, they don't walk out.

    Zombie A falls over the razor wire. Zombie B walks over him. Zombie A continues crawling toward you. It doesn't matter it's really a pretty big waste. Not to mention enough zombies in one spot will tear it down anyway. It's a silly idea.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Also the bodies going to go to waste anyway.

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  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    If it happens here we'll all be screwed, almost every major city has a huge informal settlement (squatter camp) just outside it filled with desperate easily stirred up people. They'll all get themselves infected or turn on each other and do the zombies' work for them.

    At least it's been a while since someone was beaten to death simply because he's foreign and might have something to do with organized crime.

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  • TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, I got World War Z for my Birthday and proceeded to read the whole thing nonstop.

    Given my personality and some dark truths about myself that I know, I'd probably wind up a Quisling.

    Or a LaMOE.

    Depending on how much advance warning I have I'd probably trek the 400 miles to my old college and bunker up in one of those huge concrete/steel dormitories. 13 floors that can be locked down by quadrant, greenhouse on the roof, plenty of rain, and cold as BALLS in the wintertime.

    Since the college is powered by Grand Coulee and some associated substations the electricity would probably last a while (Life after People says a couple years, but we'll see...)

    Honestly were something like World War Z to become a reality, I can't imagine the human race being exterminated, but something like the description of Yonkers from the book or the India/Pakistan situation is a very very likely scenario.

    Who the hell am I kidding, I'd probably get trampled to death running for my life.

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  • zilozilo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'd like to think I'd be a survivor, find untapped wells of cleverness and hardiness, et cetera... but I'm almost certain I'd make it about 12 hours before my brains become food for the undead.

    Who knows, though, maybe I'd like being a zombie.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think the "moving into a high, freezing cold location" sounds really smart, though food would definitely be one of my main concerns.

    I think my location is pretty ideal, actually - I'd just need a few trusted friends to help me out setting everything up. There's a General Store within 60-second jogging distance, could grab some supplies there...I've got a steel-working studio in my basement, I could (first learn how to, and then actually) weld some close-range weapons...there's a hospice down the street, chock full of medical supplies...boats and kayaks and canoes along the shoreline, which can be reached within a minute tops from the street...some islands just off-shore, a few with houses on 'em...

    Assuming these zombies aren't the water-friendly types:
    I'd probably stock the hell up on supplies (food and medical, and some weaponry too), get out to one of those summer homes on one of the islands, and scout it out, make sure nobody is living there at the time...and wait it out through the winter. I can't imagine they'd be able to survive a Connecticut winter too well. Oh man, and fishing supplies. Lots of fishing supplies.

    Worse-case scenario, if I was infected and still competent, I'd make myself into some kind of zombie killing machine and try to take out some of the horde with me. I'd at least feel I was doing something good with my situation with a suicide mission like that, rather than just waiting to die or waiting to turn into one of them.

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  • JacobColeJacobCole Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've thought about this for a while, and came up with a plan. Depending on how long and far spread the outbreak is I would head over to the local Dierbergs. Now it's no more than a 4 minute drive and probably a 15 minute walk. Taking in to account that no one else has made plans for said zombie infestation. I would most likely have time to fortify my surroundings. This is where living with family has its advantages. We would take seperate cars. My car is the smaller of the two, so I would take the front entrance which is only 2 sliding glass doors easily blockable by a combination of vehicle and on their side shopping carts. The back door would pose more of a problem but again with a little preperation nothing a car block plus some nearby machinery can't block up. Turn on the plug in the T.V and with the right mind set my family and I could live there for months, even up to a year if absolutely possible. Additionally I have a local army surplus which is 2 minutes on the way to the Dierbergs so the hordes are a bit thicker than anticipated load up. Also I would call around and see if any of my nearby friends would try risking it. Weapons I have at my house for just such an emergency 4 swords, two are sharpened (just incase of said outbreak) and two aren't as sharp but not completely dull, a full size aluminum baseball bat, a slightly smaller size (easily 1 handed) wooded baseball bat, an ax, a pick and a sledge hammer (these are just off the top of my head as well).

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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    Oh noes, people slowly shambling towards us. We're doomed. Dooooooooomed.

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  • chidonachidona Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, I live in the South East of England, not too far away from Dover (big port, channel tunnel starts there), so it'd seem obvious to haul ass there ASAP and try and either cross the channel via the tunnel or by ferry. However, the tunnel would probably be closed, and EVERYONE would have thought of the exact same plan - massive crowding issues, and being stuck on a boat with loads of people (who may or may not be infected) is not a smart idea. Even more so when we don't know what the situation is on the continent.

    Instead, I'd probably farm hop for a while, raiding for food and keeping on my toes. The biggest problem I'd face probably wouldn't be the zombies, but actually other survivors fighting for food and space, so I'd probably need to be sufficiently armed - although, because it's England, I wouldn't have access to guns, or any long-range weapon. Thus, I'd pack the sharpest knives I can get a hand on, and maybe a BB gun if I could find one around. In terms of food, I'd pack as much canned food as I could reasonably handle although I'd have to bring a lot of salt (for preservation), and then simply plan on getting food as it comes. Of course, a basic first aid kit, folding shovel, and perhaps a small tent (if just for decoy purposes) would be packed.

    I'd stay away from the roads and anywhere were people would congregate, if at all possible, and then make my way onto the continent after a couple of months, if things started turning hairy here.

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  • LerageLerage Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    When considering what I'd do, I like to think that I'd be brave and strong and try to save all my family and friends, while still thinking of new puns every time I kill a zombie.

    However, I think that after seeing one friend/family member be killed and/or turn into a zombie, I would probably freak out or kill myself. Not very brave I know, but I'm not sure I'd know what to do if 90%+ of the population turned into a zombie.

    I think I'd have at least one last day of fun stuff to go out on a bang with though.

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  • ElitistbElitistb Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I live in Oklahoma. I'm going to assume there are zombies, but until I encounter them, I know jack about their attributes beyond "shoot 'em in the head".

    I live in Tulsa, in a moderately populated area of it. First thing would be to take stock of the situation, find out how many zombies are around before I venture outside. Then I'd load up all the food I can. I own no guns, but that shouldn't matter too much. Next is to get in my car and attempt to get out of town. It's a Camry, but it should hold moderately well. If I'm low on gas I take my roommate's car or the alternate, hopefully he is with me. I'd call him if he isn't and see if I could arrange a pick up point.

    Next I'd do the 30 minute drive to Claremore, where almost all of my immediate family that I give a crap about lives. Pick them up, stock up the minivans with what food, guns, and ammunition we have at hand. Most of my family possess firearms.

    After that, I'd head out towards Tahlequah, which is where my uncle lives. House on the lake, not too secure, though. However he has guns and typically food. Also he has a boat if necessary. I'd park the car in a convenient, for us, location, and we'd get on the boat and ride it out for a week or two, using binoculars to observe what we can.

    If they appear to be ragers like 28 days later, then those two weeks, maybe three if necessary, would be sufficient. Yeah, it takes about 28 days for people to starve to death. But they can't move worth a damn after 2-3 weeks.

    Eternal shamblers, like, night of the living dead, you're kinda screwed, as only cold, inaccessible locations with long term resources would be useful. Best bet would be to try to return to the car or a car, stock up on mountaineering supplies at the house, and move on up to Canada. Maybe make our way to Alaska, I've got further family up there. Some of my family know how to hunt, and those of us that don't can pick it up pretty easily. Might be able to finish off our lives up there.

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  • AzegorothAzegoroth Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, that depends wether or not they could cross waters, if not, I'd just steal a boat and go occupy a house in the archipelago outside stockholm. Then I'd eventually die of starvation when my food runs out, since I'm allergic to fish. Provided I have enough food to last me for a while, I'd have to make sure the ice didn't freeze too thick in winter, so the zombies could walk across to the island.

    If they can swim, Run to the Hills, run for your liiiife.. Head north, find cabin/mountain hotel. What could possibly go wrong? ;)

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    There has been a ship anchored near here for a long time that I suspect is sea capable. So my plan has been to take that ship and head out to sea, or an island somewhere. Unfortunately that ships is now in the process of slowly tipping over, due to being neglected for quite a few years.

    I live on a lake though, a fairly large one with a lot of smaller islands far from land. The archipelago on the sea outside the lake is also completely packed with small islands and very deep waters. Even if zombies could walk on the bottom of the sea there's no way they'd make it up on some of these islands as they're surrounded by immediate deep water and very high angle cliffs under water.

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