Ah, yes, finally, my turn to run a phalla. So many ideas to choose from, and of course, it's MINE, so everyone will love it because I'm obviously the best host every to come down the pipe in a long time...
*pat pat pat*
Mmmmn... five more minutes... everyone's having so much fun in my grand epic phalla... it's so cool and people are praising me for running it... they want me to run all the phallas...
*pat pat pat pat pat*
Dammit, stop that... can't you see I'm in a dream here? No... don't fade on me... come back... urgh...
*sigh*...what's so goddamned important that you had to interrupt that great dream? I was about to become the Phalla God or something...
I Can Has Phallaburger?- The LOLCat
For years, teh kittehs have been askin "I can has cheezburger?" and getting as many as dey wanted. But evry so offen, a burger would be dropped into the heating element, thru the grill. (Smart kitteh uses griddel, not grill. Get with times.) Roasted in flames sum would call Cheezburger Hell, they slowly carbonized. Then changed.
Then they got hungry.
Teh Cheezburgers Frum Below The Grill r out for revenge.
This iz furst shot at running a phalla. Be gud, offer criticizm, follow narrator-kitteh JaysonFour's instruktions. Or your head asplodes
If you not know wut phalla is, check here
Roolz: No talkin wit dead playerz. No anonymous communikation. No kwoting or posting of anything the pee-ems contain. Or again- your head asplodes
. (As someone else put it- play the game, don't try to break the game.) The Villager PM is posted below, to prevent shenanigans.
Sign up in bold lime, if you please.
Days end at midnight, on the dot, EST. (New York time for those of u too lazy to look it up.)
How tu play: Every nite, vote for ONE player to be forced off cheezburgers for life and out of the game. Vote in !Bold Red
. If you is havin second thoughts about vote, retract in !Bold Lime
If you has a kwestion, put it in the thread in !Bold Orange
. Or make a pee-em (but don't eated it) and send to narrator-kitteh JaysonFour.
The Rules (with kitteh-speak edited out)
Rules: Just the usual. No talking with dead players. No anonymous communication. No quoting or posting of anything the PMs contain. If you make a proboard, let me in on it. No using screencaps to prove anything. Don't try to break the game. If you see a problem, let me know.
Vote each day in Bold Red for one person. Retract in Bold Lime. The spreadsheeters will buy you a cheezburger for this, and it makes life easier for me. Ask for clarifications in Bold Orange, or PM me.
There's no posting requirement- but please vote every day.
INACTIVUS CAT HUNGERS (FOR CHEEZBURGERS WIT SIDE OF INACTIVE PLAYERS!
If u can not play, at least be kind enuff to pee-em JaysonFour so he can activate a reserve (if he is lucky enuff to get one). Missing two votes = you serving as french fries to Inactivus Cat's next bag of take-out cheezburgers.
3) Arivia (Kitteh)
7) TheLawinator (Angry Whopper)
9) Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend - (Cheezburger)
10) Verr - (Cheezburger)
16) Darian - (Cheezburger)
20) ebfan - (Kitteh)
26) Dunadan019 - (Monorail Cat)
Day 1 Kasulties:
Kime (Kitteh) - voted off
SpectralSpork (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
godmode (Kitteh) - cheezburgered and nommed
Day 2 Kasulties:
iamtheaznman (Kitteh) - forced off cheezburgers by the Town Vote
MrBlarney (Kitteh) - nommed
Daius (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
Cleonicus (Kitteh) - cheezburgered
Day 3 Kasulties:
simonwolf (Kitteh) - cheezburgered
Captain Eleven (Kitteh) - voted out
Powerpuppies (Kitteh) - nommed
Day 4 Kasulties:
- nommed by town vote
Orange Soda (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
shalmelo (Kitteh) - nommed
Day 5 Kasulties:
Infidel (Basement Cat
- cheezburgered and tongue-burned
- nommed by town vote
Wildcat (Kitteh) - voted out
garroad_ran (Kitteh) - nommed
Day 6 Kasulties:
cj iwakura (Ceiling Cat)
Eipnoom (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
- nommed by town vote
Day 7 Kasulties:
- voted out
Reserves (who quietly root for laziness):
Day 1 Narration
Day 2 Narration
Day 3 Narration
Day 4 Narration
Day 5 Narration
Day 6 Narration
You are a kitteh!
These rumors of kitteh-eating cheezburgers have got your fur all riled up. You're supposed to nom on them, not let them nom on you. So, you're going to try and help find these little cheezburgers from below and nom them a lesson before they nom you.
KITTEH POWER: Vote for one player every night in !Bold Red. Please put retractions in !Lime Green, to keep your narrator kitteh's head from asploding.
Kitteh Goal: Nom all the cheezburgers from below before they nom you.
Kills will be named in the following manner:
Player Name (Role) by (method)
P.S. Guys, Thanatos has allowed me to run this game as long as the whole thing doesn't turn into a storm of LOLCats and other pics being posted. So don't post them.