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[mini-phalla] I Can Has Phallaburger? - GAME OVER - Cheezburger (Mafia) Victory

JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster KittehRegistered User regular
edited July 2009 in Critical Failures
Ah, yes, finally, my turn to run a phalla. So many ideas to choose from, and of course, it's MINE, so everyone will love it because I'm obviously the best host every to come down the pipe in a long time...






*pat pat pat*






Mmmmn... five more minutes... everyone's having so much fun in my grand epic phalla... it's so cool and people are praising me for running it... they want me to run all the phallas...






*pat pat pat pat pat*






Dammit, stop that... can't you see I'm in a dream here? No... don't fade on me... come back... urgh... *sigh*...what's so goddamned important that you had to interrupt that great dream? I was about to become the Phalla God or something...

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I Can Has Phallaburger?- The LOLCat Mini-Phalla

For years, teh kittehs have been askin "I can has cheezburger?" and getting as many as dey wanted. But evry so offen, a burger would be dropped into the heating element, thru the grill. (Smart kitteh uses griddel, not grill. Get with times.) Roasted in flames sum would call Cheezburger Hell, they slowly carbonized. Then changed.

Then they got hungry.

Teh Cheezburgers Frum Below The Grill r out for revenge.



This iz furst shot at running a phalla. Be gud, offer criticizm, follow narrator-kitteh JaysonFour's instruktions. Or your head asplodes.

If you not know wut phalla is, check here.

Roolz: No talkin wit dead playerz. No anonymous communikation. No kwoting or posting of anything the pee-ems contain. Or again- your head asplodes. (As someone else put it- play the game, don't try to break the game.) The Villager PM is posted below, to prevent shenanigans.

Sign up in bold lime, if you please.

Days end at midnight, on the dot, EST. (New York time for those of u too lazy to look it up.)

How tu play: Every nite, vote for ONE player to be forced off cheezburgers for life and out of the game. Vote in !Bold Red. If you is havin second thoughts about vote, retract in !Bold Lime.

If you has a kwestion, put it in the thread in !Bold Orange. Or make a pee-em (but don't eated it) and send to narrator-kitteh JaysonFour.

The Rules (with kitteh-speak edited out)

Rules: Just the usual. No talking with dead players. No anonymous communication. No quoting or posting of anything the PMs contain. If you make a proboard, let me in on it. No using screencaps to prove anything. Don't try to break the game. If you see a problem, let me know.

Vote each day in Bold Red for one person. Retract in Bold Lime. The spreadsheeters will buy you a cheezburger for this, and it makes life easier for me. Ask for clarifications in Bold Orange, or PM me.

There's no posting requirement- but please vote every day.


INACTIVUS CAT HUNGERS (FOR CHEEZBURGERS WIT SIDE OF INACTIVE PLAYERS!

If u can not play, at least be kind enuff to pee-em JaysonFour so he can activate a reserve (if he is lucky enuff to get one). Missing two votes = you serving as french fries to Inactivus Cat's next bag of take-out cheezburgers.

Player List:


3) Arivia (Kitteh)
7) TheLawinator (Angry Whopper)
9) Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend - (Cheezburger)
10) Verr - (Cheezburger)
16) Darian - (Cheezburger)
20) ebfan - (Kitteh)
26) Dunadan019 - (Monorail Cat)


Day 1 Kasulties:

Kime (Kitteh) - voted off
SpectralSpork (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
godmode (Kitteh) - cheezburgered and nommed

Day 2 Kasulties:

iamtheaznman (Kitteh) - forced off cheezburgers by the Town Vote
MrBlarney (Kitteh) - nommed
Daius (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
Cleonicus (Kitteh) - cheezburgered

Day 3 Kasulties:

simonwolf (Kitteh) - cheezburgered
Captain Eleven (Kitteh) - voted out
Powerpuppies (Kitteh) - nommed

Day 4 Kasulties:

robothero (Cheezburger) - nommed by town vote
Orange Soda (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
shalmelo (Kitteh) - nommed

Day 5 Kasulties:

Infidel (Basement Cat - cheezburgered and tongue-burned
hellbunny (cheezburger) - nommed by town vote
Wildcat (Kitteh) - voted out
garroad_ran (Kitteh) - nommed

Day 6 Kasulties:

cj iwakura (Ceiling Cat) - cheezburgered
Eipnoom (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
DevoutlyApathetic (Cheezburger) - nommed by town vote

Day 7 Kasulties:

oldmanken (Kitteh) - voted out
Fatal3RROR (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
jdarksun (Kitteh) - cheezburgered

Reserves (who quietly root for laziness):



1) The_Reflection
2) Gandalf_The_Crazed
3) DasUberEdward

Villager PM:
JaysonFour wrote:
You are a kitteh!
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These rumors of kitteh-eating cheezburgers have got your fur all riled up. You're supposed to nom on them, not let them nom on you. So, you're going to try and help find these little cheezburgers from below and nom them a lesson before they nom you.

KITTEH POWER: Vote for one player every night in !Bold Red. Please put retractions in !Lime Green, to keep your narrator kitteh's head from asploding.

Kitteh Goal: Nom all the cheezburgers from below before they nom you.


Day 1 Narration

Day 2 Narration

Day 3 Narration

Day 4 Narration

Day 5 Narration

Day 6 Narration



Clarifications:

Kills will be named in the following manner:

Player Name (Role) by (method)



P.S. Guys, Thanatos has allowed me to run this game as long as the whole thing doesn't turn into a storm of LOLCats and other pics being posted. So don't post them.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    O RLY?

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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I can has sign?

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Signup cat is not amused

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited July 2009
    new kittah want to play

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Heathen cat is watching you signup

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited July 2009
    Anonymous Signs Up!

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    rofl me up

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Why...why would you ever do such a thing? =/

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    !Sign up

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited July 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Why...why would you ever do such a thing? =/

    Because it's awesome!

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  • EipnoomEipnoom Registered User
    edited July 2009
    Monorail cat playz phalla on one rail

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    !Sign up

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  • VerrVerr Registered User
    edited July 2009
    !signup

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    !Sign up so hard

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  • oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    !sign up

    This is going to be awesome...

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm extremely torn here. On one hand, I like phallas. On the other, I despise lolcats with the deepest depths of loathing possible in a human's soul.

    Ah, what the hell?

    !signup

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    I can signs up?

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    Hello.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh this again awesome

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Did I fall asleep?

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh god, I was going to take a break but I can't pass this up.

    !Sign up

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    :rotate:

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    We all need a post restriction that limits us to lolspeak.

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I can has signup?

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    We can't stop here. This is !sign up country.

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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • HellbunnyHellbunny Registered User
    edited July 2009
    !Signup, plz. kthxbai

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    badkitty2.jpg

    8-) 8-)

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited July 2009
    im daius

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited July 2009
    I'd take a picture of my mistress but she's hiding.

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  • EbfanEbfan Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This is relevant to my interests

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    im daius

    hey you iz me!

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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Guys, quick little reminder- if this thread dissolves into a storm of lolcats or pics, I get the feeling bad stuff is going to happen. I don't want to lose this phalla.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    You should probably clarify that more in your OP, since it says at first that we shouldn't post them, but then a guide on how to make our own and then proceed with posting them.

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    JaysonFour wrote: »
    Guys, quick little reminder- if this thread dissolves into a storm of lolcats or pics, I get the feeling bad stuff is going to happen. I don't want to lose this phalla.

    no worriez we be good kittehs

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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Changed it. All is good now, hopefully.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The best solution may be to restrict images, and require people to just write lolcats.

    Because then it's not only more creative and fun, but you avoid the "hey let's repost all the god damn meme images which are against forum rules."

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Infidel wrote: »
    The best solution may be to restrict images, and require people to just write lolcats.

    Because then it's not only more creative and fun, but you avoid the "hey let's repost all the god damn meme images which are against forum rules."

    This sounds good.

    Also, Infidel, sign up so I can grudge you if you turn out to be converted in the main. :P

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    :^:



    I really just wanted to post a picture of my cat.

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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm only using the image in the main page, images in the role PMs, and an image (depending on who wins) in the ending narration. Daily narration will not have pictures.

    But it's like I said, this is my first phalla, I appreciate the criticism and help.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    JaysonFour wrote: »
    I'm only using the image in the main page, images in the role PMs, and an image (depending on who wins) in the ending narration. Daily narration will not have pictures.

    But it's like I said, this is my first phalla, I appreciate the criticism and help.

    op needz moar cheezburger

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