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Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
edited August 2009 in Social Entropy++
HUR DUR, MMA IS HOMOEROTIC ITS JUST DUDES HUGGING I AM A FUCKING IDIOT.


Now that we got that joke out of the way, let's talk about the fastest growing sport in the world!659_ufc-20logo.jpg
UFC! There are other promotions but this one is arguably the big boy.

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This guy is the current UFC heavyweight champion, and a former division 1 NCAA wrestling champion!

He did this to Heath Herring

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That dude NOT getting his face punched? That's BJ Penn. He's a Hawaiian dude who whips so much ass it is like he is some kind of cyborg made to whip ass.

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The guy not getting punched in the face in this picture is George St. Pierre, who beat BJ Penn because Penn got cocky and decided to fight a few weight classes above his own. Which was sad because BJ is great, but also cool because George St. Pierre is the toughest French-Canadian who isn't a lumberjack.

I know what some of you (the ones who are gay) are saying.


B-B-BUT METZGEEEERRRR! THESE GUYS ARE BLOODTHIRSTY SAVAGES AND THEY'RE THUGS AND I'M ON MY PERIOD!

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Former middle-weight champion Rich "Ace" Franklin would argue differently! A former high-school math teacher and one of the voices of the sport, Rich has fallen on hard times lately after two devastating losses to this guy:
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Jesus, he's seen you, RUN!

That guy is Anderson Silva. He's a crazy Brazillian cyborg with ice water for blood and an urge to knee you in the head that can only be controlled by kneeing you in the face. He's undefeated and a hugely dominant force in the UFC.

Let's talk about this exciting sport!

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    where's the bruno joke

    where is it

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    Cornell002Cornell002 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    show the Lesnar gif

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hey guess what, my uncles own UFC.

    It's awesome.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    that sure is a big penis on his chest

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Daric wrote: »
    Hey guess what, my uncles own UFC.

    It's awesome.

    Holy crap, really?

    That is pretty righteous, brody.

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Daric wrote: »
    Hey guess what, my uncles own UFC.

    It's awesome.

    Holy crap, really?

    That is pretty righteous, brody.

    Yeah but I hardly ever see them. Last time was like over a year ago.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Daric wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    Hey guess what, my uncles own UFC.

    It's awesome.

    Holy crap, really?

    That is pretty righteous, brody.

    Yeah but I hardly ever see them. Last time was like over a year ago.

    I imagine being super fabulously wealthy takes up a lot of their time.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ALSO: Newest tidbit in the rumor mill is a Fedor Emelianenko vs. Brock Lesnar fight!

    UFC has been after Fedor for a while, and spokesman Dana White has said there WILL be a Fedor/Lesnar fight soon.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man wish I could have seen UFC 100

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man wish I could have seen UFC 100

    http://www.mma-core.com/

    :D You can watch it here, and the site also streams LIVE events! It can get a bit dodgy and such, but that's how me and my friends watched it.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So did you guys see that knockout on Saturday, Henderson vs. Bisping

    Laid the fuck out, and then he does a flying drop onto the guy's unconscious face

    ouch

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    SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've been thinking about starting to watch UFC and whatnot, mainly because it's dudes beating on each other, which is always good, but mostly because Brock Lesnar is now kicking everybody's ass sideways.

    See, I used to watch pro wrestling a lot, and while Lesnar wasn't exactly my favorite dude, I think it's pretty interesting that he's come into UFC and basically dominated.

    I was listening to some talk about this yesterday, about the matches at UFC 100 and how all the UFC fans just seem to hate the fuck out of Lesnar, which I think is pretty funny. They were also talking about how the Fedor fight is getting held up because of the Russian company that owns Fedor's rights doesn't want to give UFC his rights, so UFC doesn't want to have the fight because if Fedor wins, then they pretty much get absolutely nothing out of it. Or something like that.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    silva is such a monster

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    So did you guys see that knockout on Saturday, Henderson vs. Bisping

    Laid the fuck out, and then he does a flying drop onto the guy's unconscious face

    ouch

    Yeah, Hendo fucking unleashed on Bisping.

    Like a goddamn hand-grenade going off.


    edit: Added a link to a Brock Lesnar gif in the op!

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    prrrrrrrffft

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    So did you guys see that knockout on Saturday, Henderson vs. Bisping

    Laid the fuck out, and then he does a flying drop onto the guy's unconscious face

    ouch

    Yeah, Hendo fucking unleashed on Bisping.

    Like a goddamn hand-grenade going off.


    edit: Added a link to a Brock Lesnar gif in the op!

    And he did it with the knowledge that Bisping was already unconscious. Isn't that illegal?

    But damn was it a fucking fantastic knockout.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i watched this while i played poker

    it was pretty neat

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    So did you guys see that knockout on Saturday, Henderson vs. Bisping

    Laid the fuck out, and then he does a flying drop onto the guy's unconscious face

    ouch

    Yeah, Hendo fucking unleashed on Bisping.

    Like a goddamn hand-grenade going off.


    edit: Added a link to a Brock Lesnar gif in the op!

    And he did it with the knowledge that Bisping was already unconscious. Isn't that illegal?

    But damn was it a fucking fantastic knockout.

    There was a lot of bad blood between the two, and I HEAR that he's been pretty heavily admonished for that kind of thing. I was talking about the first shot though, that was a goddamn hay-maker.

    It was a pretty douchey move to hit him again though.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    So did you guys see that knockout on Saturday, Henderson vs. Bisping

    Laid the fuck out, and then he does a flying drop onto the guy's unconscious face

    ouch

    Yeah, Hendo fucking unleashed on Bisping.

    Like a goddamn hand-grenade going off.


    edit: Added a link to a Brock Lesnar gif in the op!

    And he did it with the knowledge that Bisping was already unconscious. Isn't that illegal?

    But damn was it a fucking fantastic knockout.

    There was a lot of bad blood between the two, and I HEAR that he's been pretty heavily admonished for that kind of thing. I was talking about the first shot though, that was a goddamn hay-maker.

    It was a pretty douchey move to hit him again though.

    well Bisping was being retarded, always circling to the right

    what was he expecting to happen?

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    prrrrrrrffft

    thizzin

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I was so happy that Hendo beat the shit out of Bisping.

    GO TEAM QUEST!

    ps. I train with team quest

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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    This guy is the current UFC heavyweight champion, and a former division 1 NCAA wrestling champion!

    Well, there's not a lot of jobs out there that call for being that big. The only ones I can think of off the top of my head involve hitting people

    And that is what he does so he is in the right line of work

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    this gif is relevant to the conversation.

    http://i28.tinypic.com/16k6jk5.gif

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    BOOM! HEADSHOT!

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Also I would kill some one for a GSP vs Anderson Silva match

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That's supposedly in the works, actually.

    Right after Anderson Silva brutalizes Forest Griffin.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    SMOOCH<3

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That's supposedly in the works, actually.

    Right after Anderson Silva brutalizes Forest Griffin.
    I have all money on Forest Griffin.

    Dude is insane.

    Have you read his book?

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well that's what they say, because before that it was going to happen right after GSP fought BJ Penn. But after GSP's latest fight, he strongly hinted at fighting Anderson.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That's supposedly in the works, actually.

    Right after Anderson Silva brutalizes Forest Griffin.
    I have all money on Forest Griffin.

    Dude is insane.

    Have you read his book?

    He can write?


    I kid, I kid, Forest is good people.

    He actually has a good shot, of course. Anderson Silva is good, but Forest is a goddamn pit bull.

    Anyway, no I have not read his book.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That's supposedly in the works, actually.

    Right after Anderson Silva brutalizes Forest Griffin.
    I have all money on Forest Griffin.

    Dude is insane.

    Have you read his book?

    He can write?


    I kid, I kid, Forest is good people.

    He actually has a good shot, of course. Anderson Silva is good, but Forest is a goddamn pit bull.

    Anyway, no I have not read his book.
    It's fucking hilarious. New York Times Best Seller too.

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bisping was already unconscious while still on his feet? Oh man, that's a dangerous place to be.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I don't know, after Forrest's last fight, I'm not so sure

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Why is there so much grappling in this?

    I want it to be more like an action movie damn it.

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    Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Forrest will not, and in my mind, cannot beat Silva

    Just. No.

    Don't get me wrong, I really like Forrest Griffin. One of the most humble men in the sport, and a damn entertaining fighter to watch.

    But this is Anderson-motherfucking-spider-Silva. He is just too precise for Forrest to beat.
    Why is there so much grappling in this?

    I want it to be more like an action movie damn it.

    The grappling is a common complaint of people new to it, but once you have a more refined concept of who is doing what and why, you actually have something to watch and be interested in besides dudes huggin. Once you're exposed to a submission that comes as suddenly as a KO, you're interested. And, dudes arms snap in half from time to time.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Why is there so much grappling in this?

    I want it to be more like an action movie damn it.

    Because grappling is effective, bro.

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Why is there so much grappling in this?

    I want it to be more like an action movie damn it.

    Because grappling is effective, bro.

    A big part of why Greco-Roman wrestlers do so well.

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    TabascoTabasco Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh man, Brock Lesnar's victory speech that night:

    "I'm gonna drink a Coors Light, because Bud Light won't pay me nothin'. Then Ima go home and be with friends and family; hell, I might even get on top of my wife tonight!"

    Man, he is something else. Also that terrible tattoo he has just makes it so much funnier. As much as I might think he is terrible white trash though, there is no way I can't respect him for being an amazing fighter.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Of course, he had at least 20 pounds on Mir

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tabasco wrote: »
    Oh man, Brock Lesnar's victory speech that night:

    "I'm gonna drink a Coors Light, because Bud Light won't pay me nothin'. Then Ima go home and be with friends and family; hell, I might even get on top of my wife tonight!"

    Man, he is something else. Also that terrible tattoo he has just makes it so much funnier. As much as I might think he is terrible white trash though, there is no way I can't respect him for being an amazing fighter.

    He apologized pretty profusely for that whole shpeel. His excuse was that he was super pumped off the victory and didn't think about what he was saying.

    edit: Toss, that's a bit disingenuous. Mir has fought dudes the size of Brock Lesnar and beaten them, what makes him so special except maybe the fact that he is a hugely talented wrestler n such?

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