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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    It's funny.

    I love games with guns and guts and violent dismemberment.

    But man, I can't watch some dudes beat the shit out of each other.

    Men solve their problems with words, and certainly don't risk the health of themselves and an acquaintance for money.

    man there is nothing wrong with choosing to fight as a career if you are fit enough to do so. many many athletes risk their health for money, there is nothing wrong with pushing your limits.

    you are such a nancy.

    I just don't like fightin'

    It get's people hurt.

    :cry:

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    MORE MAYHEM MILLER

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    of course it isn't necessary but we, the writhing masses, demand blood.

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    of course it isn't necessary but we, the writhing masses, demand blood.

    I prefer digital blood.

    Man it's just cause I gots beat up a few months ago...

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It's funny.

    I love games with guns and guts and violent dismemberment.

    But man, I can't watch some dudes beat the shit out of each other.

    Men solver there problems with words, and certainly don't risk the health of themselves and an acquaintance for money.

    So, real men don't work in oil fields? Lumber-jacking? Police officers and soldiers aren't "real men?"

    What makes you so qualified to judge whether a man is a real man or not? What, if he lives up to your sweater-vest new-age pacifist bullshit he's a man?

    Ugh.

    As for oil fields and lumberjacking, that's fine I guess, it's not like they can't be decent people, it's just they are doing jobs that put themselves at risk cause they probably don't know anything else or because it pays good, doesn't make them less Real men.

    I think you worded this paragraph poorly.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    of course it isn't necessary but we, the writhing masses, demand blood.

    I prefer digital blood.

    Man it's just cause I gots beat up a few months ago...

    Pussy

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Speaking of Martial Arts, the fucking coolest god damned opportunity just fell into my lap.

    I get to study a branch of Wing Chun that's never been to the US before. FUCK YEAH!

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    there is nothing quite as satisfying as punching some dude for the entertainment of a crowd.

    it just feels so good.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My two friends got drunk and wrestled in the front yard last night at this house party. That was pretty funny.

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    It's funny.

    I love games with guns and guts and violent dismemberment.

    But man, I can't watch some dudes beat the shit out of each other.

    Men solver there problems with words, and certainly don't risk the health of themselves and an acquaintance for money.

    So, real men don't work in oil fields? Lumber-jacking? Police officers and soldiers aren't "real men?"

    What makes you so qualified to judge whether a man is a real man or not? What, if he lives up to your sweater-vest new-age pacifist bullshit he's a man?

    Ugh.

    As for oil fields and lumberjacking, that's fine I guess, it's not like they can't be decent people, it's just they are doing jobs that put themselves at risk cause they probably don't know anything else or because it pays good, doesn't make them less Real men.

    I think you worded this paragraph poorly.

    Yeah I think so too.

    Oh well.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    of course it isn't necessary but we, the writhing masses, demand blood.

    I prefer digital blood.

    Man it's just cause I gots beat up a few months ago...

    walk it off faggot

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My problem with UFC (and MMA in general) is that there's so many fucking rules it's utterly unrealistic.

    No fight should last more than a minute, and that's stretching it.

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    of course it isn't necessary but we, the writhing masses, demand blood.

    I prefer digital blood.

    Man it's just cause I gots beat up a few months ago...

    Pussy

    MY roomate did it.

    He's still here.

    I'm scared to try to kick him out again.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My two friends got drunk and wrestled in the front yard last night at this house party. That was pretty funny.

    This is the reason I know what it's like to be choked out!

    2 of my friends train pretty hardcore in Muay Thai and BJJ and I asked one of them to choke me out at a party

    it was really weird

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    maybe if you weren't afraid of even watching people fight, you wouldn't have been beaten up so badly

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    of course it isn't necessary but we, the writhing masses, demand blood.

    I prefer digital blood.

    Man it's just cause I gots beat up a few months ago...

    Pussy

    MY roomate did it.

    He's still here.

    I'm scared to try to kick him out again.

    You truly are the queen of pussies.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    of course it isn't necessary but we, the writhing masses, demand blood.

    I prefer digital blood.

    Man it's just cause I gots beat up a few months ago...

    Pussy

    MY roomate did it.

    He's still here.

    I'm scared to try to kick him out again.

    Are you serious?

    Because if so...

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    My two friends got drunk and wrestled in the front yard last night at this house party. That was pretty funny.

    This is the reason I know what it's like to be choked out!

    2 of my friends train pretty hardcore in Muay Thai and BJJ and I asked one of them to choke me out at a party

    it was really weird

    My friend Justin is a fucking EXCELLENT wrestler and the biggest UFC fan ever, so my other friend Jeremy (I just noticed that I have so many friends with J names... hm) asked him to choke him out. He said it was incredibly surreal.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Being choked out suuuuuucks.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It's like going to sleep, only more chokey.

    Getting knocked out is worse. Like a true shot on the chin that turns the lights off. When you come to it could possibly be moments or hours, and it's spooky.

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I used to do a bunch of MMA competitions. They were a lot of fun.

    But then I took one really bad kick to the knee that put me out of it completely.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So, my ex-roommate loved to wrestle, and he was good at it too. Like, ridiculously good.

    Well, one day he was trying to fuck around and I wasn't really interested in it. I was all "no, man, I don't feel like it." Motherfucker shot me anyway.

    So there we were, on the ground (and I'm not trained at all in ground fighting, but I'm wirey as shit). I'm pissed off, but he's got me in a really great hold. I decided I was done. So I reached out, grabed his nutsack, ripped it towards me and started punching the shit out of it.

    Hand
    Nuts
    Ground

    Very fast.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    And that, children, is why UFC and MMA are total bullshit. You never see balls getting stretched and punched until the opponent pisses blood. You never get to see eyeballs getting gouged out or trachea's collapsed.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    And that, children, is why UFC and MMA are total bullshit. You never see balls getting stretched and punched until the opponent pisses blood. You never get to see eyeballs getting gouged out or trachea's collapsed.

    wouldn't boxing then be even more bullshit?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    One of my friends in college was really into Judo and was good. Like national tournaments good. He was smaller and only weighed like 140 pounds but could throw around guys who out weighed him by a lot. I saw him hip toss a drunk douche that was like 8 inches taller and at least 70 pounds heavier like he was made of paper.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    natek wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    And that, children, is why UFC and MMA are total bullshit. You never see balls getting stretched and punched until the opponent pisses blood. You never get to see eyeballs getting gouged out or trachea's collapsed.

    wouldn't boxing then be even more bullshit?

    shut your fucking mouth, boy

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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Speaking of Martial Arts, the fucking coolest god damned opportunity just fell into my lap.

    I get to study a branch of Wing Chun that's never been to the US before. FUCK YEAH!

    That is awesome. Any more information you can share about it?

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    And that, children, is why UFC and MMA are total bullshit. You never see balls getting stretched and punched until the opponent pisses blood. You never get to see eyeballs getting gouged out or trachea's collapsed.

    This argument is bullshit.

    Obviously in a street fight there are no rules.

    Things like UFC are a sport.

    As such it has rules and regulations.

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    gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Its a sport, not a streetfight.

    Streetfighting is stupid and you cant train for it. MMA is crazy athletic and takes phenomenal skill and dedication.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    And that, children, is why UFC and MMA are total bullshit. You never see balls getting stretched and punched until the opponent pisses blood. You never get to see eyeballs getting gouged out or trachea's collapsed.

    wouldn't boxing then be even more bullshit?

    shut your fucking mouth, boy

    you don't see people in real fights put on their poofy gloves before they brawl

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    And that, children, is why UFC and MMA are total bullshit. You never see balls getting stretched and punched until the opponent pisses blood. You never get to see eyeballs getting gouged out or trachea's collapsed.

    This argument is bullshit.

    Obviously in a street fight there are no rules.

    Things like UFC is a sport.

    As such it has rules and regulations.

    i'm gonna go out on a limb and say it isn't a serious dissection of controlled violence in sport

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I wouldn't say being choked out was bad

    it was just so weird. completely losing control of your body

    and you snap back to consciousness after a few minutes but you find out you've already been walking around and talking weird shit to people for a minute

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    natek wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    And that, children, is why UFC and MMA are total bullshit. You never see balls getting stretched and punched until the opponent pisses blood. You never get to see eyeballs getting gouged out or trachea's collapsed.

    wouldn't boxing then be even more bullshit?

    shut your fucking mouth, boy

    you don't see people in real fights put on their poofy gloves before they brawl

    well, shit

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    And that, children, is why UFC and MMA are total bullshit. You never see balls getting stretched and punched until the opponent pisses blood. You never get to see eyeballs getting gouged out or trachea's collapsed.

    This argument is bullshit.

    Obviously in a street fight there are no rules.

    Things like UFC is a sport.

    As such it has rules and regulations.

    i'm gonna go out on a limb and say it isn't a serious dissection of controlled violence in sport

    he's baiting defender

    dEFENDER MMA MIXED MARSHAL ARTS DEF WC3

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FlatEric wrote: »
    That is awesome. Any more information you can share about it?
    A bit.

    It's called Cho Gar and is a branch of Wing Chun from a long fuckin' time ago (when the original five Shaolin fled from the temple, if you know anything of Wing Chun History). As in, well before Yip Man brought WC to the west.

    The current Grand Master and oldest practitioner is coming over to teach my school what he knows in a series of 3 3-day intensives (plus some additional time). Plus our White Crane sifu is also going to be in town too. It's going to be pretty much the coolest thing ever.

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    Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Why would anyone come into this thread and spout off about pacifism or MMA not making you a real man, etc?

    First of all, if you had actually watched it, you'd know that most of the fighters are extremely gracious before and after the fight. This is not a bar brawl. There is very little animosity and acting like a jerk is very much frowned upon. The reality of the sport, however, is that two men are locked into a cage and one is going to win, while the other is going to lose. They aren't gonna talk it out.

    And fine, MMA won't make you a real man, but in Western society, testosterone centered sports are a social right of passage, and getting together with friends and watching burly men engage in unarmed combat is pretty fucking boss. It's manly in the sense that it's entirely unnecessary but totally badass.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    he's baiting defender

    dEFENDER MMA MIXED MARSHAL ARTS DEF WC3
    GOD DAMN IT PIP! DON'T YOU FUCKING RUIN THIS FOR ME, LIKE YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DEFENDER DEFENDER DEFENDER

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    it's more fun when they hate each other

    see: henderson/bisping

    also lesnar/mir

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I was trying to be subtle.

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