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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you've become predictable old man

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I really dislike Brock Lesnar.

    I can get past his dumb tattoos.

    But his attitude is complete shit.

    It is as if nobody told him he can stop playing the "heel".

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm going to take a shower and think of how much I hate you.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man cal, back in the old days, the all-or-nothin' days, you could punch the crotch as you saw fit. Royce Gracey won a shit-load of fights by making guys tap out by punching them in the cock.

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    DefaultuserDefaultuser Registered User new member
    edited July 2009
    Callius calm down we installed the anti-blowhard screen.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I really dislike Brock Lesnar.

    I can get past his dumb tattoos.

    But his attitude is complete shit.

    It is as if nobody told him he can stop playing the "heel".

    dude is a tremendous cockbag

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man cal, back in the old days, the all-or-nothin' days, you could punch the crotch as you saw fit. Royce Gracey won a shit-load of fights by making guys tap out by punching them in the cock.
    Haha, yeah, I was just watching some of the fights from 1-3 ish.

    Way different than the UFC now.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    most controlled violence having to do with sport don't have a lot of realistic applications for use outside of the respective ring the person throws down in unless it involves throwing somebody down or breaking something

    i remember callius bringing up i left a lot of my body open when i was punching some weird punching bag in his backyard

    the practical applications with boxing to the outside world are actually numerous so long as you remember the fact that your legs are fair game and you gotta think on your feet

    but if you actually have professional knowledge like that you would be fucking retarded to just start getting in fights with dudes

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    akiyama got a nasty shot in the testicles on saturday

    it hurt me to watch

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I saw a silva fight where he kicked I think

    fuck I forget who

    twice in the nuts

    like

    hard


    both were accidental and such legal

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I like watching a fighter get pissed off about getting a shot to the nuts and then murder the dude who got him in the cock.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I really dislike Brock Lesnar.

    I can get past his dumb tattoos.

    But his attitude is complete shit.

    It is as if nobody told him he can stop playing the "heel".

    dude is a tremendous cockbag

    i really can't get past the tattoos

    dude has a tattoo of a black dick with a knife grip below it

    no nuts

    absolutely no nuts

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    most controlled violence having to do with sport don't have a lot of realistic applications for use outside of the respective ring the person throws down in unless it involves throwing somebody down or breaking something

    i remember callius bringing up i left a lot of my body open when i was punching some weird punching bag in his backyard

    the practical applications with boxing to the outside world are actually numerous so long as you remember the fact that your legs are fair game and you gotta think on your feet

    but if you actually have professional knowledge like that you would be fucking retarded to just start getting in fights with dudes
    Yeah, one of the guys in my school is an ex-boxer and he's got a lot of really nice tricks that he picked up doing it. It's definitely a really good way to pick up knowledge (especially of timing and pacing), but I've seen videos of boxers who get into fights and get their shit wrecked because they forget they aren't in a boxing ring.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    another brutal testicle beating was cro cop getting his nuts absolutely demolished by chiek kongo in ufc 75

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    DefaultuserDefaultuser Registered User new member
    edited July 2009
    Well, honestly, you guys expect people who beat each other up for a living to be really pleasant or something?

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh and while I do like George st pierre, I think he's quite dull to watch. He seems to usually just take his opponent to the ground and then do subtle ground and pound over and over and over. It works, but it's not very entertaining

    Oh and yeah, Lesnar is a dick

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Also, what the shit is up with that punching bag. It's so weird.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I saw a silva fight where he kicked I think

    fuck I forget who

    twice in the nuts

    like

    hard


    both were accidental and such legal

    yeah in this fight on saturday the dude kept going for inside leg kicks, and then one time he went a little higher and bam

    straight in the nuts

    they delayed the fight because akiyama was just curled into a ball

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, honestly, you guys expect people who beat each other up for a living to be really pleasant or something?

    a lot of them are, though

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    Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    it's more fun when they hate each other

    see: henderson/bisping

    also lesnar/mir

    I can disagree.

    Ortiz/Shamrock?

    god, what a couple of assholes

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I honestly can't see the arguments people make against UFC. It just makes no sense to me.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    my favorite is when one of the fighters puts up his gloves and the other just stares him down

    that is always good for a laugh

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Kimbo Slice?

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I honestly can't see the arguments people make against UFC. It just makes no sense to me.

    i can see the arguments against it not being taken seriously

    in terms of rules and such, while the fighters are not as diverse as previous incarnations of the UFC it is a even playing field and the actual fights themselves while brutal also can be as boring as boxing matches. i measure that to be the success, NAY, actual legitimacy of it being "a sport"

    as for the organization itself

    yeah, it's a fucking joke

    the fanbase

    the fighters

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    the music that plays in between fights

    and the use of blood in promotion

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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    FlatEric wrote: »
    That is awesome. Any more information you can share about it?
    A bit.

    It's called Cho Gar and is a branch of Wing Chun from a long fuckin' time ago (when the original five Shaolin fled from the temple, if you know anything of Wing Chun History). As in, well before Yip Man brought WC to the west.

    The current Grand Master and oldest practitioner is coming over to teach my school what he knows in a series of 3 3-day intensives (plus some additional time). Plus our White Crane sifu is also going to be in town too. It's going to be pretty much the coolest thing ever.

    I don't know much about Wing Chun but if that's all genuine then that is fantastic.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Kimbo Slice?

    fucking scum douchebag

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Kimbo Slice?

    fucking scum douchebag

    He's on the next season of Ultimate Fighter.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    and he's going to lose

    because he's not a very good fighter

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Kimbo Slice?

    fucking scum douchebag

    He's on the next season of Ultimate Fighter.

    I hope he gets killed

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Kimbo Slice?

    fucking scum douchebag

    He's on the next season of Ultimate Fighter.

    I hope he gets killed

    Dana White has said that Kimbo would get decimated by a true mixed martial artist, and I think he let Kimbo on the show just to prove that point.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    my favorite is when one of the fighters puts up his gloves and the other just stares him down

    that is always good for a laugh

    herring vs nakao

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Kimbo Slice?

    fucking scum douchebag

    He's on the next season of Ultimate Fighter.

    I hope he gets killed

    Dana White has said that Kimbo would get decimated by a true mixed martial artist, and I think he let Kimbo on the show just to prove that point.

    Ratings too.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ok, that's the response I expected.

    You all did not disappoint.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fucking Kimbo... he's a piece of shit. And his beard is DUMB.

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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    If a bar insists on having a television in it, I am always incredibly pleased when UFC is what's on the screen.

    That is all.

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    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    there are entirely too few bars here that show ufc

    it would take me 45 min to an hour to get to one

    i live in goddamn new york it should not be this difficult

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    Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I can tell when I bring up MMA around someone who doesn't know dick about it, but is gonna try to pretend they do. They almost always throw Kimbo's name out there and I have to be like "Yeeeaaaaah.... he sucks."

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FlatEric wrote: »
    I don't know much about Wing Chun but if that's all genuine then that is fantastic.
    Oh, the story behind Cho Gar is fantastic.

    So, the thing with Wing Chun is that it was developed to fight against the Manchurians, who had control of China at the time. The idea was that martial arts took a fucking long ass time to train (sometimes upwards to 20-25 years) and were filled with very intricate, complex forms. Wing Chun was an attempt to simplify it all and distill it into the base components. That way someone could become proficient within 5 years or whatever.

    So, when the Temple was raided by the Manchurians five of the Wing Chun masters spread to the winds (blah blah blah, yeah it's probably not true, but a fantastic story). One of them wound up on a red junk boat (you know the kind, stereotypical "Chinese" boat). The red junks would cruise around china and put on Opera's for money.

    "Viola!" He thought. That's a perfect place to hide out from the Manchurians! So he continued residing on the junks and they hid their Wing Chun as part of the Opera performance.

    So, while the westernized, Yip Man, Wing Chun most people are familiar with is very stark, this Wing Chun is way more flashy and the forms are actually done to music (from what I can gather). It's really different, but really similar in many ways. I'm totally stoked.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    there are entirely too few bars here that show ufc

    it would take me 45 min to an hour to get to one

    i live in goddamn new york it should not be this difficult

    gay bar joke

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