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being sick is ass balls

Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself.Registered User regular
edited July 2009 in Social Entropy++
hurghl I am sick and delirious

this thread is now about who else is sick

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    we all saw what you did

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh no whatever will I do

    I guess I'll just spit phlegm all over you

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hahahahahahahahahaha

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    nice try fancypants

    we're onto you

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i am never sick

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    seriously though I never get sick, I'm very unhappy

    more unhappy at being sick than unhappy about not paying attention to Penny Arcade comics

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    cough in everyones coffee

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i have been having seizures lately

    while that is not the same thing as being sick, of course

    it is still extremely unpleasant

    in the over nine months i have been off work now, i've actually been extremely fortunate in that i have not gotten any kind of cold, flu, or infection

    being largely a hermit cut off from most human contact most of the time probably has a lot to do with it

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    im not sick and im feelin great woot

    ack on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    sara share your fever visions with us, so we may help you interpret them

    what do the benevolent space voices wish of you

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've watched people lick their fingers after accidentally touching their food, and then handing their credit card to me

    I am around disgusting people 8 hours a day

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i was hella sick over the weekend

    twas no fun

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I haven't been properly sick in nearly 2 years now

    jesus christ why am I so healthy

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    sara share your fever visions with us, so we may help you interpret them

    what do the benevolent space voices wish of you

    when i have simple partial seizures i have some pretty fucking insane auditory and visual hallucinations

    i have taken to writing down what i remember of them as immediately as possible after i come out of them

    i also do that with my night terrors and shit

    i think a person can learn something about themselves from that stuff, because really it all comes outta yo own head anyhow

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    what sucks is i used to be all kinds of healthy and never got sick

    but then i started working a shift that gives me about 4 hours of sleep a night

    guess there is something to the whole sleep = good immune system theory

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    so pony, according to your own painstaking records

    how crazy are you

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am so overwhelmed with medical woes

    today i woke up and my hands and feet were red hot, covered in bumps, and in incredible pain

    I need to get surgery on a tooth we've put $1000 into already or have removed altogether and that tooth hurts like a bitch

    i have back problems that get worse every day

    i think i'm developing a lung disease

    why doesn't god just kill me

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thats not even accounting for the wide array of psychological problems I'm medicated for

    god my hands look like i'm a fucking leper

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i have been having seizures lately

    while that is not the same thing as being sick, of course

    it is still extremely unpleasant

    in the over nine months i have been off work now, i've actually been extremely fortunate in that i have not gotten any kind of cold, flu, or infection

    being largely a hermit cut off from most human contact most of the time probably has a lot to do with it

    seizures are awful. they're not especially destructive when compared with strokes or something like that, but seeing someone have a seizure if you're unfamiliar is absolutely terrifyng

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    so pony, according to your own painstaking records

    how crazy are you

    pretty crazy

    also apparently wracked with a lot of subconscious guilt that i don't seem to feel in my waking hours but decides to manifest itself as screaming abject horror at the things i've done and the person i've been

    so

    there's that!

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i work in a kitchen and so i wash my hands like a crazy person; i have a terrible fear of killing someone with a bad allergic reaction

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I am so overwhelmed with medical woes

    today i woke up and my hands and feet were red hot, covered in bumps, and in incredible pain

    I need to get surgery on a tooth we've put $1000 into already or have removed altogether and that tooth hurts like a bitch

    i have back problems that get worse every day

    i think i'm developing a lung disease

    why doesn't god just kill me

    walk it off, pussy

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Walk it off, faggots.

    That is all.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I almost lost my left ball to testicular torsion

    that is a scary experience to go through at 9 years old

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    walk it off by their bootstraps you mean

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I am so overwhelmed with medical woes

    today i woke up and my hands and feet were red hot, covered in bumps, and in incredible pain

    I need to get surgery on a tooth we've put $1000 into already or have removed altogether and that tooth hurts like a bitch

    i have back problems that get worse every day

    i think i'm developing a lung disease

    why doesn't god just kill me

    walk it off, pussy

    kill me

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I am so overwhelmed with medical woes

    today i woke up and my hands and feet were red hot, covered in bumps, and in incredible pain

    I need to get surgery on a tooth we've put $1000 into already or have removed altogether and that tooth hurts like a bitch

    i have back problems that get worse every day

    i think i'm developing a lung disease

    why doesn't god just kill me

    Some might say that this is his way of trying! Perhaps you're just too tough for god to smite.

    Being sick totally sucks, though. I was an infection-riddled mess for almost all of June, in a number of revolting ways. Wooooo.

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  • ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have been pretty sick since Sunday

    but lucky me this illness came coupled with insomnia

    I haven't slept in some 50+ hours or so

    I swear I keep seeing cabinets in my peripheral, and hearing the overworld theme for Link to the Past

    Edit: Nevermind, you guys have it worse than me

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I am so overwhelmed with medical woes

    today i woke up and my hands and feet were red hot, covered in bumps, and in incredible pain

    I need to get surgery on a tooth we've put $1000 into already or have removed altogether and that tooth hurts like a bitch

    i have back problems that get worse every day

    i think i'm developing a lung disease

    why doesn't god just kill me

    walk it off, pussy

    kill me

    only if I get to do it slowly

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My brother suggested that since my room is hot and dirty and my bloodstream is full of synthetic weirdness it's possible that the toxicity of my very sweat is destroying my flesh

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i have perfect skin

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I am so overwhelmed with medical woes

    today i woke up and my hands and feet were red hot, covered in bumps, and in incredible pain

    I need to get surgery on a tooth we've put $1000 into already or have removed altogether and that tooth hurts like a bitch

    i have back problems that get worse every day

    i think i'm developing a lung disease

    why doesn't god just kill me

    walk it off, pussy

    kill me

    only if I get to do it slowly

    i'm already doing that

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've got a saliva gland that burst in my mouth so now there's a cyst of saliva in my mouth

    getting it removed tomorrow

    then next week I'm finally getting my ingrown toe nail removed

    this crap's costin lots of dough

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i have perfect skin except for the deformity covering most of my upper body

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    in the past year

    i have experienced respiratory failure, pneumonia, shingles, postherpetic neuralgia, a stroke, simple and complex partial seizures, psychotic episodes, severe dyskinesia, and chronic night terrors

    and that's just been the past year!

    oh and also in that year my fiancee and i broke up, i lost my job, i had to deal with a collection agency, and i am in a state of financial ruin and barely surviving off of government assistance

    truly

    mine is a charmed life

    on a completely different subject the Champions Online servers open in two hours, is anyone else in the closed beta and wants to join me for some superheroics?

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I almost lost my left ball to testicular torsion

    that is a scary experience to go through at 9 years old

    I don't really have any authority to say this, considering I didn't experience it at nine years old, but fuck it; it is a way worse thing after puberty.

    My female doctor actually said before sending me to Mass General that "It's not too bad, though; at least you have two!" And then I chopped off one of her tits.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    2 people in my office got sent home sick.

    Turns out they have swine flu.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    pretty sure if I had swine flu I'd still have to go to work

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    2 people in my office got sent home sick.

    Turns out they have swine flu.

    u gon die
    oh wait, it is still just the flu

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I am so overwhelmed with medical woes

    today i woke up and my hands and feet were red hot, covered in bumps, and in incredible pain

    I need to get surgery on a tooth we've put $1000 into already or have removed altogether and that tooth hurts like a bitch

    i have back problems that get worse every day

    i think i'm developing a lung disease

    why doesn't god just kill me

    Job 38 1-7
    Then the Lord answered Job from the whirlwind:
    "Who is this that questions my wisdom
    with such ignorant words?
    Brace yourself like a man,
    because I have some questions for you,
    and you must answer them.

    "Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?
    Tell me, if you know so much.
    Who determined its dimensions
    and stretched out the surveying line?
    What supports its foundations,
    and who laid its cornerstone
    as the morning stars sang together
    and all the angels shouted for joy?

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