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The New Comic Thread for Wednesday, July 15, 2009

thorgotthorgot there is special providencein the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
edited July 2009 in Social Entropy++
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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    thorgot is always on the ball with these

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    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The other guy beat you, even though he had to fix his bad bbcode.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    this comic is wholly inaccurate

    black dude needs far more tribal tattoos

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    God I love that last panel.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    kick kicking

    excellent

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wonderful.

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    It's funny because it's true!

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    kick kicking, eh

    I wonder if Defender knows about that.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Defender studied kick kicking so he could improve his defence defending.

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  • HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Excellent comic, and so dead-on, at least from every MMA match I've ever watched.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    kick kicking, eh

    I wonder if Defender knows about that.

    Defender is more of a Sweaty Dick Punching practitioner. His SDP skills are through the roof.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    There is very little dick punching, really

    Sweaty man cuddling would be more accurate

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    There is very little dick punching, really

    Sweaty man cuddling would be more accurate

    Violent hugging

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So Metzger Meister, did you make your MMA thread yesterday out of prescience?

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Goddamnit Tossrock, that wasn't report worthy.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Goddamnit Tossrock, that wasn't report worthy.

    You're not report worthy.

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  • GameGrrlGameGrrl Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thorgot wins this

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  • GameGrrlGameGrrl Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    also hooray temporary MMA thread


    www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwKpzKZOpe4

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I want to go to there

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i don't get those guys that call boxing "inferior" to mma.



    they're both sports with really specific rules. and in an actual street fight, a) you'd be stupid to get involved in one in the first place, and b) neither "style" is going to be best. you're not going to be rolling around on the ground with another dude trying to grab his beanbag.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you're not going to be rolling around on the ground with another dude trying to grab his beanbag.
    clearly you've never seen white people fight

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  • GameGrrlGameGrrl Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    So mma is all about two guys wanting to go for each others coin-purses and struggle to either punch or [other] them?

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i don't get those guys that call boxing "inferior" to mma.

    they're both sports with really specific rules. and in an actual street fight, a) you'd be stupid to get involved in one in the first place, and b) neither "style" is going to be best. you're not going to be rolling around on the ground with another dude trying to grab his beanbag.

    God yes it annoys me so much when people go on about "fighting to hurt" and their percieved "superiority" of styles

    In a life-or-death situation nothing is stopping me from throwing myself at my opponent and starting to hit in all the places I'm not supposed to

    As if learning striking and stance via boxing means that everyone's crotch would have an invisible forcefield of RULES defending it in a street fight

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    In a life-or-death situation nothing is stopping me from throwing myself at my opponent and starting to hit in all the places I'm not supposed to
    except training and discipline, right?

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  • Mostlyjoe13Mostlyjoe13 Evil, Evil, Jump for joy! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    futility wrote: »
    So mma is all about two guys wanting to go for each others coin-purses and struggle to either punch or [other] them?

    It didn't use to be. And then the Gracie family got involved and it turned into endless submission matches. You should have seen some of the early fights when they were throwing out just about everything from boxing, to kicking styles, etc. Turns out grappling works better in the style fights that most MMA support.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    In a life-or-death situation nothing is stopping me from throwing myself at my opponent and starting to hit in all the places I'm not supposed to
    except training and discipline, right?

    disc...cipline?

    That's a painkiller or something, right? You take a couple after a fight?

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    i don't get those guys that call boxing "inferior" to mma.

    they're both sports with really specific rules. and in an actual street fight, a) you'd be stupid to get involved in one in the first place, and b) neither "style" is going to be best. you're not going to be rolling around on the ground with another dude trying to grab his beanbag.

    God yes it annoys me so much when people go on about "fighting to hurt" and their percieved "superiority" of styles

    In a life-or-death situation nothing is stopping me from throwing myself at my opponent and starting to hit in all the places I'm not supposed to

    As if learning striking and stance via boxing means that everyone's crotch would have an invisible forcefield of RULES defending it in a street fight

    You guys are doing it already.

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    I've always found it amusing how people who are trained in martial arts go on and on about how their style is soooo much better. And then when they talk about mma they go on about how everything the MMA practitioner is doing is basically crap.

    I have a friend whose a black belt in Tae Kwon Do (sp?) and she was substituting a PE class where the kids were learning MMA. She couldn't stop about how the kids didn't know shit and if they ever got into a real fight they'd get their asses kicked because the bulk of what they learned seemed to be coming from a "making things up as we're going along" school. Though their teacher apparently comes from a reputable mma school.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Funny, everyone I've talked to says Tae Kwon Do is a complete load, at last as it's taught in most American dojos

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This seems like the losing thread.

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  • BrymBrym Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Funny, everyone I've talked to says Tae Kwon Do is a complete load, at last as it's taught in most American dojos

    That's what I've heard as well.

    MMA probably has the most credibility in terms of "what would work in a street fight", just because the very first MMA fights were just that. The rules were only added later, but what people currently call the "MMA style" is actually just the amalgamation of styles that proved to be most effective in that no-rules environment.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    i don't get those guys that call boxing "inferior" to mma.

    they're both sports with really specific rules. and in an actual street fight, a) you'd be stupid to get involved in one in the first place, and b) neither "style" is going to be best. you're not going to be rolling around on the ground with another dude trying to grab his beanbag.

    God yes it annoys me so much when people go on about "fighting to hurt" and their percieved "superiority" of styles

    In a life-or-death situation nothing is stopping me from throwing myself at my opponent and starting to hit in all the places I'm not supposed to

    As if learning striking and stance via boxing means that everyone's crotch would have an invisible forcefield of RULES defending it in a street fight

    You guys are doing it already.

    Not really. I'm just saying that there's no objective reason why boxing is an inherently inferior basis for learning a combat technique

    Pointing out the faulty logic in the claims that X is true because Y is not allowed in regulated matches or whatever

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This seems like the losing thread.

    As soon as it went to what style is better and the defender signal got lit this thread lost.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    look, all i got to say is that MMA has nothing on my 'pistol loaded with bullets' style

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    futility wrote: »
    I've always found it amusing how people who are trained in martial arts go on and on about how their style is soooo much better. And then when they talk about mma they go on about how everything the MMA practitioner is doing is basically crap.

    I have a friend whose a black belt in Tae Kwon Do (sp?) and she was substituting a PE class where the kids were learning MMA. She couldn't stop about how the kids didn't know shit and if they ever got into a real fight they'd get their asses kicked because the bulk of what they learned seemed to be coming from a "making things up as we're going along" school. Though their teacher apparently comes from a reputable mma school.

    It's because MMA is considered lowest common denominator to 'true martial arts' types.

    The reason MMA style of fighting is so effective is because it basically eliminates style for function. It's based on doing as much damage to my opponent in as little time as possible with me receiving the least amount of damage in return. I guess that's not sporting enough for some people.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    look, all i got to say is that MMA has nothing on my 'pistol loaded with bullets' style

    My 'remote controlled warplane filled with laser guided bombs that can strike you while I pilot it via a joystick 5000 miles away' Fu is superior.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    I've always found it amusing how people who are trained in martial arts go on and on about how their style is soooo much better. And then when they talk about mma they go on about how everything the MMA practitioner is doing is basically crap.

    I have a friend whose a black belt in Tae Kwon Do (sp?) and she was substituting a PE class where the kids were learning MMA. She couldn't stop about how the kids didn't know shit and if they ever got into a real fight they'd get their asses kicked because the bulk of what they learned seemed to be coming from a "making things up as we're going along" school. Though their teacher apparently comes from a reputable mma school.

    It's because MMA is considered lowest common denominator to 'true martial arts' types.

    The reason MMA style of fighting is so effective is because it basically eliminates style for function. It's based on doing as much damage to my opponent in as little time as possible with me receiving the least amount of damage in return. I guess that's not sporting enough for some people.

    it doesn't prepare you for the real world of fighting wherein after you throw a punch the other person gets a turn

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    look, all i got to say is that MMA has nothing on my 'pistol loaded with bullets' style

    My 'remote controlled warplane filled with laser guided bombs that can strike you while I pilot it via a joystick 5000 miles away' Fu is superior.

    i haven't trained my wallet hard enough to master that style yet

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    look, all i got to say is that MMA has nothing on my 'pistol loaded with bullets' style

    My 'remote controlled warplane filled with laser guided bombs that can strike you while I pilot it via a joystick 5000 miles away' Fu is superior.

    i haven't trained my wallet hard enough to master that style yet

    My Spanish 'trade small pox blankets to native populations that don't have immunity to the disease' Wrestling is pretty darn good too.

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