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so you guys, robot zombies..

THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny.Real shiny.Registered User regular
edited July 2009 in Social Entropy++
Apparently the Pentagon is letting some company develop a robot that eats bio-mass, which is not limited to dead grass, humus, wood, old furniture, and of course fallen soldiers.

How on earth is this helping anything? The fact that they are ROBOTS and eating people, scares me enough; throw in a lack of distinction between old furniture and dead people that simply groups it all into the "food" category and that horrifies me.

The families of these future eaten people will be the real victims here. Every soldier deserves a proper burial. These are people, not food for some robot.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ok i definitely had a dream about this about a week ago

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man, they only eat A-RABS.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tugga's a prophet!


    Btw Tugga, what became of your search for your roommates fanfiction?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i have a short story in ficly sitting there about how these robots eat everyone

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    NO

    FUCK YOU

    GODDAMN IT

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    this is old news dude, and we have a science thread where it's already been posted

    also you now have aids

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bah. When you are dead you are dead. Your body is nothing but bio mass. Put it to some good use by feeding a robot.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    HERE'S ONE

    MAKE LIKE BILLY MAYS

    AND FUCKING DIE

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    STEP-FATHER FACTORY

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So, are these undead robots or something? Why are they zombies? Wouldn't they be omnivore robots?

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    robovores

    omnibots! Wait, no.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bah. When you are dead you are dead. Your body is nothing but bio mass. Put it to some good use by feeding the robot that killed you.

    more correcter

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fuck.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    As long as they only eat brown people, what's the problem here?

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    edited July 2009
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    What if you get a tan and it confuses the robots?

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Then you feed them

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    What if you get a tan and it confuses the robots?

    stop tanning


    stop dying





    choose

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Robotic beavers.

    Robeavers, if you will.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    These aren't robot zombies. Robot zombies are corpses made to move again with robotic implants and computers and such.

    Cyborg zombies are the living dead who have actually been reanimated with cybernetic implants.

    And zombie cyborgs are cyborgs who became zombies.

    Finally, zombie robots are like the reverse of robot zombies, with dead parts tacked on to a mechnical base.

    Learn the distinctions, as they may end up saving your life.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, I don't know about saving your life. That kind of knowledge could definitely help prevent STDs though.

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    I know this is the internet, but zombies don't come into play at all here
    do ninjas??? or maybe pirates?!?!? :mrgreen:

    Teefles, even though I know you're being sarcastic, it still makes me want to slap you.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, I don't know about saving your life. That kind of knowledge could definitely help prevent STDs though.

    Thus saving the life of your penis and/or ovaries.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    god damn it, internet

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Anyone want to pitch in for one of these?

    Barrett_50_cal_sniper_rifle.jpg

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, I don't know about saving your life. That kind of knowledge could definitely help prevent STDs though.

    Obviously because if you spouted this out in public, no one would touch your penis.
    no one

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Anyone want to pitch in for one of these?

    Barrett_50_cal_sniper_rifle.jpg

    That'd be able to stop two, maybe three of them if they swarmed, you want a full blown machine gun.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That was the joke, yes.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    No Dabble, you're the joke here

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    this is awesome

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hey Dabble.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hey, Orik's buddy.

    I am the joke here. Just so you know.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Then why aren't you funny?

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am a bad joke? I guess. Ask the other guy. He seems to be doing a good job of explaining my jokes.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bedigunz, please to be explain Dabble to me.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
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    this would be the best weapon assuming it actually worked


    there are charts on google images that say a strategically placed emp pulse can wipe out the entire united states

    i wonder what the validity of that statement is

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    probably none.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    tugga wrote: »
    i wonder what the validity of that statement is

    Zero.


    A single charge would have to be so ridiculously massive as to be impractical.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Where to begin?

    his av has a trucker hat

    a trucker hat

    that shit is just out of control

    Don't even get me started on his sig
    you're good people Dabble. you make my heart smile

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