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How do I convey the feeling of placing my hand on your shoulder in a manly, comforting manner, free of sarcasm?
You don't, because we've all been through this, and its something he must learn to deal with himself. It builds character. Its just like getting dumped for the first time. He's just gotta figure it out.
Also you know what I don't get? All those TV shows and movies where the couple is surprised that a woman is pregnant.
How does that happen in a relationship? The condom failure rate is not that high, and the pill is absurdly effective. I mean, does she just stealth stop taking it? If you're having totally unprotected sex surely you understood what was going to happen as a result.
I have a 7 year old son who would beg to differ about how infallible the pill is.
How do I convey the feeling of placing my hand on your shoulder in a manly, comforting manner, free of sarcasm?
You don't, because we've all been through this, and its something he must learn to deal with himself. It builds character. Its just like getting dumped for the first time. He's just gotta figure it out.
I utterly reject your statement! With every fiber of my being! No matter how commonplace or trivial a man's hardships, they are his hardships! He knows nothing worse! Without others to help you, to comfort you, what's the purpose of struggling at all! Let's all just fall back into the primordial ooze and perish! Never, I say. Mankind will always exist for mankind, for others. Dealing with problems yourself may build character, but turning to others builds relationships, friendships, romance.
Also you know what I don't get? All those TV shows and movies where the couple is surprised that a woman is pregnant.
How does that happen in a relationship? The condom failure rate is not that high, and the pill is absurdly effective. I mean, does she just stealth stop taking it? If you're having totally unprotected sex surely you understood what was going to happen as a result.
I have a 7 year old son who would beg to differ about how infallible the pill is.
Now choose your words carefully, because I covered this possibility: did the pill fail, or did someone forget to/stop taking it?
Pill failed. We are quite sure on this.
Edit: this should not be surprising if you actually look into what is behind the average failure rate stats. The different formulations (even the same hormones in generic vs. on brand) can have quite different effects in individuals. But it all averages out to quite a good rate.
Also you know what I don't get? All those TV shows and movies where the couple is surprised that a woman is pregnant.
How does that happen in a relationship? The condom failure rate is not that high, and the pill is absurdly effective. I mean, does she just stealth stop taking it? If you're having totally unprotected sex surely you understood what was going to happen as a result.
I have a 7 year old son who would beg to differ about how infallible the pill is.
Now choose your words carefully, because I covered this possibility: did the pill fail, or did someone forget to/stop taking it?
Pill failed. We are quite sure on this.
I remain skeptical.
Also, is the GI Joe movie something I'd like to see?
Also, is the GI Joe movie something I'd like to see?
I have prepared a questionnaire for just this moment, please answer honestly:
Do you like Action?
Yes [] No []
Ninjas?
Yes [] No []
AMERICA?!
Yes [] No []
If you answered yes to all three, then go see it, if you answered yes to one or two, wait for the DVD, if you answered yes to NONE of them, then you have no soul.
Also you know what I don't get? All those TV shows and movies where the couple is surprised that a woman is pregnant.
How does that happen in a relationship? The condom failure rate is not that high, and the pill is absurdly effective. I mean, does she just stealth stop taking it? If you're having totally unprotected sex surely you understood what was going to happen as a result.
I have a 7 year old son who would beg to differ about how infallible the pill is.
Now choose your words carefully, because I covered this possibility: did the pill fail, or did someone forget to/stop taking it?
Pill failed. We are quite sure on this.
I remain skeptical.
Also, is the GI Joe movie something I'd like to see?
Wow, you really are a disgusting little bit of distended rectum aren't you?
Fuck off.
RiemannLives on
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VariableMouth CongressStroke Me Lady FameRegistered Userregular
edited July 2009
nice elki. nice.
holy shit this always on top program works... yes.
Whoa Riemann. Someone thinking that you're not infallible is not a good reason to tell them to fuck off. Tone that down a little dude. I don't think his skepticism is personal seems to be more of a statistical bias.
Whoa Riemann. Someone thinking that you're not infallible is not a good reason to tell them to fuck off. Tone that down a little dude. I don't think his skepticism is personal seems to be more of a statistical bias.
Whoa Riemann. Someone thinking that you're not infallible is not a good reason to tell them to fuck off. Tone that down a little dude. I don't think his skepticism is personal seems to be more of a statistical bias.
Guys' a douche. He deserved it.
You're certain you're right, so it shouldn't bother you.
Don't fly off the handle at every hilarious yet inappropriate comment or you end up like Preacher.
I'm a moron. I spent ages writing out a beat-by-beat account of what happened between The Girl I Nearly Asked To Marry Me, and then went to post it only to find the old thread had been DESTROYED.
Fuck. Oh well, it's a boring story anyway. Suffice to say I wasn't always the confident, suave British bastard you all know and love today, and that's all you need to know.
I'm a moron. I spent ages writing out a beat-by-beat account of what happened between The Girl I Nearly Asked To Marry Me, and then went to post it only to find the old thread had been DESTROYED.
Fuck. Oh well, it's a boring story anyway. Suffice to say I wasn't always the confident, suave British bastard you all know and love today, and that's all you need to know.
Gasp.
You mean you weren't always British?
Greeper on
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Element BrianPeanut Butter ShillRegistered Userregular
How do I convey the feeling of placing my hand on your shoulder in a manly, comforting manner, free of sarcasm?
You don't, because we've all been through this, and its something he must learn to deal with himself. It builds character. Its just like getting dumped for the first time. He's just gotta figure it out.
I utterly reject your statement! With every fiber of my being! No matter how commonplace or trivial a man's hardships, they are his hardships! He knows nothing worse! Without others to help you, to comfort you, what's the purpose of struggling at all! Let's all just fall back into the primordial ooze and perish! Never, I say. Mankind will always exist for mankind, for others. Dealing with problems yourself may build character, but turning to others builds relationships, friendships, romance.
I utterly reject your statement, Element!
But you see, when people start encouraging you, and saying, GO, You can Do it!, YAY! It takes away whatever manly victory you were supposed to have.
Its like, when the kid is running the marathon and trips and is like "DAMNIT!" and everyone starts clapping for him and saying he can finish. Yea of course he can finish, but when everyone is looking at him, he not only has to finish it, but now he feels like a dork because everyone is sitting there cheering for him to do something that he is 100% capable of doing. Does he just walk to the finish irritated by the crowd? Does he sprint the rest of the way, despite the fact that he completely lost and now the whole stadium is watching you sprint like a moron.
Nah, its better if no one says anything and they just let you finish your trials by yourself. You'll feel better about it because now they didn't patronize you and treat you like a child.
I say help people only when they can't help themselves, and only after they've failed and come to this conclusion multiple times.
I'm a moron. I spent ages writing out a beat-by-beat account of what happened between The Girl I Nearly Asked To Marry Me, and then went to post it only to find the old thread had been DESTROYED.
Fuck. Oh well, it's a boring story anyway. Suffice to say I wasn't always the confident, suave British bastard you all know and love today, and that's all you need to know.
Happened to me too. You may not have read it but thanks for mentioning Planet of the Dead. I think i'll see if awesome girl is interested in watching that sometime. I'm still trying to put some activities together for our date. I'll be showing her around the shitty town and going to hibachi. . .not sure what else but a little Torchwood might be in the queue.
How do I convey the feeling of placing my hand on your shoulder in a manly, comforting manner, free of sarcasm?
You don't, because we've all been through this, and its something he must learn to deal with himself. It builds character. Its just like getting dumped for the first time. He's just gotta figure it out.
I utterly reject your statement! With every fiber of my being! No matter how commonplace or trivial a man's hardships, they are his hardships! He knows nothing worse! Without others to help you, to comfort you, what's the purpose of struggling at all! Let's all just fall back into the primordial ooze and perish! Never, I say. Mankind will always exist for mankind, for others. Dealing with problems yourself may build character, but turning to others builds relationships, friendships, romance.
I utterly reject your statement, Element!
But you see, when people start encouraging you, and saying, GO, You can Do it!, YAY! It takes away whatever manly victory you were supposed to have.
Its like, when the kid is running the marathon and trips and is like "DAMNIT!" and everyone starts clapping for him and saying he can finish. Yea of course he can finish, but when everyone is looking at him, he not only has to finish it, but now he feels like a dork because everyone is sitting there cheering for him to do something that he is 100% capable of doing. Does he just walk to the finish irritated by the crowd? Does he sprint the rest of the way, despite the fact that he completely lost and now the whole stadium is watching you sprint like a moron.
Nah, its better if no one says anything and they just let you finish your trials by yourself. You'll feel better about it because now they didn't patronize you and treat you like a child.
I say help people only when they can't help themselves, and only after they've failed and come to this conclusion multiple times.
Encouraging and helping others isn't always patronizing.
If my good friend say... Chris, got dumped, I would definitely 100% take him clubbing or some shit, I wouldn't just let him wallow in misery because hell getting dumped builds character.
I'm a moron. I spent ages writing out a beat-by-beat account of what happened between The Girl I Nearly Asked To Marry Me, and then went to post it only to find the old thread had been DESTROYED.
Fuck. Oh well, it's a boring story anyway. Suffice to say I wasn't always the confident, suave British bastard you all know and love today, and that's all you need to know.
Happened to me too. You may not have read it but thanks for mentioning Planet of the Dead. I think i'll see if awesome girl is interested in watching that sometime. I'm still trying to put some activities together for our date. I'll be showing her around the shitty town and going to hibachi. . .not sure what else but a little Torchwood might be in the queue.
Is she a Doctor Who fan? If she's not already might I suggest luring her in with an episode like Midnight, or Blink?
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How do I convey the feeling of placing my hand on your shoulder in a manly, comforting manner, free of sarcasm?
You don't, because we've all been through this, and its something he must learn to deal with himself. It builds character. Its just like getting dumped for the first time. He's just gotta figure it out.
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
I have a 7 year old son who would beg to differ about how infallible the pill is.
I utterly reject your statement! With every fiber of my being! No matter how commonplace or trivial a man's hardships, they are his hardships! He knows nothing worse! Without others to help you, to comfort you, what's the purpose of struggling at all! Let's all just fall back into the primordial ooze and perish! Never, I say. Mankind will always exist for mankind, for others. Dealing with problems yourself may build character, but turning to others builds relationships, friendships, romance.
I utterly reject your statement, Element!
Pill failed. We are quite sure on this.
Edit: this should not be surprising if you actually look into what is behind the average failure rate stats. The different formulations (even the same hormones in generic vs. on brand) can have quite different effects in individuals. But it all averages out to quite a good rate.
yalb! Read my last post!
It oozes manly burning passion :winky:
(edit: thats not her. probably.)
If you don't want to see GI Joe.
Sure.
I have prepared a questionnaire for just this moment, please answer honestly:
Do you like Action?
Yes [] No []
Ninjas?
Yes [] No []
AMERICA?!
Yes [] No []
If you answered yes to all three, then go see it, if you answered yes to one or two, wait for the DVD, if you answered yes to NONE of them, then you have no soul.
Wow, you really are a disgusting little bit of distended rectum aren't you?
Fuck off.
holy shit this always on top program works... yes.
Guys' a douche. He deserved it.
You're certain you're right, so it shouldn't bother you.
Don't fly off the handle at every hilarious yet inappropriate comment or you end up like Preacher.
Fuck. Oh well, it's a boring story anyway. Suffice to say I wasn't always the confident, suave British bastard you all know and love today, and that's all you need to know.
Gasp.
You mean you weren't always British?
But you see, when people start encouraging you, and saying, GO, You can Do it!, YAY! It takes away whatever manly victory you were supposed to have.
Its like, when the kid is running the marathon and trips and is like "DAMNIT!" and everyone starts clapping for him and saying he can finish. Yea of course he can finish, but when everyone is looking at him, he not only has to finish it, but now he feels like a dork because everyone is sitting there cheering for him to do something that he is 100% capable of doing. Does he just walk to the finish irritated by the crowd? Does he sprint the rest of the way, despite the fact that he completely lost and now the whole stadium is watching you sprint like a moron.
Nah, its better if no one says anything and they just let you finish your trials by yourself. You'll feel better about it because now they didn't patronize you and treat you like a child.
I say help people only when they can't help themselves, and only after they've failed and come to this conclusion multiple times.
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
I hope this doesn't make things awkward.
Happened to me too. You may not have read it but thanks for mentioning Planet of the Dead. I think i'll see if awesome girl is interested in watching that sometime. I'm still trying to put some activities together for our date. I'll be showing her around the shitty town and going to hibachi. . .not sure what else but a little Torchwood might be in the queue.
In other news. I played Splatterhouse II in the dark for a while. Now I don't want to sleep.
Encouraging and helping others isn't always patronizing.
If my good friend say... Chris, got dumped, I would definitely 100% take him clubbing or some shit, I wouldn't just let him wallow in misery because hell getting dumped builds character.
Fuck that.
Me? I'm going to live forever.
How about you save up for...
piercing the heavens?!
Also good.
Not at all. And hey, maybe you'll love me even more come Fall....
Is she a Doctor Who fan? If she's not already might I suggest luring her in with an episode like Midnight, or Blink?