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Why the hell is toilet paper still around?
DHS Odium
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You filthy fucks keep cleaning yourselfs with dry paper that does a shit job and I'm left here wondering what the hell is wrong with everyone.
Toilet paper is gross. It does not clean well, it does not feel good, and it's just downright barbaric.
From Wikipedia:
That's right, some asshole from over a thousand goddamn years ago was chiding (rightfully) barbaric individuals using only toilet paper. What's changed since then? Nothing.
I don't know about elsewhere in the world, but here in America, I consider this a goddamn third world nation every time I have to use a public bathroom - and that's solely on the basis of toilet paper, not the general disgusting state the restrooms are usually in.
Why is everyone not using moist wipes? The stigma of "It's for baby's!"? I can understand people not wanting to install a bidet, but jesus christ those wipes are right next to the toilet paper in every store. Pick them up, use them. You don't have to exclusively use the wet stuff, I prefer to alternate regular toilet paper and the wipes. I guarantee if you wipe entirely with toilet paper to what you think is an acceptable job, and then take a stab at it with a wipe, you'll be horified at the general uncleanliness of your habits that you've been doing for years.
If someone took a shit on your kitchen counter, would you use fucking paper to clean it up? Hell no, you'd grab some soap and scrub until you pass out. Disinfect that shit. Why the difference when it comes to your asshole? Do you people like shit crust collecting in your pants throughout the day? I'm fucking done with the world if that's the case.
This thread is for those of us that properly clean ourselves. You other, dirty masses may congregate here, and attempt to feebly explain why you choose to wallow in your filth, and we shall take amusement. Carry on.
Toilet paper is gross. It does not clean well, it does not feel good, and it's just downright barbaric.
From Wikipedia:
During the later Tang Dynasty (618–907 AD) a Muslim traveler to China in the year 851 AD remarked:
"They (the Chinese) are not careful about cleanliness, and they do not wash themselves with water when they have done their necessities; but they only wipe themselves with paper."
That's right, some asshole from over a thousand goddamn years ago was chiding (rightfully) barbaric individuals using only toilet paper. What's changed since then? Nothing.
I don't know about elsewhere in the world, but here in America, I consider this a goddamn third world nation every time I have to use a public bathroom - and that's solely on the basis of toilet paper, not the general disgusting state the restrooms are usually in.
Why is everyone not using moist wipes? The stigma of "It's for baby's!"? I can understand people not wanting to install a bidet, but jesus christ those wipes are right next to the toilet paper in every store. Pick them up, use them. You don't have to exclusively use the wet stuff, I prefer to alternate regular toilet paper and the wipes. I guarantee if you wipe entirely with toilet paper to what you think is an acceptable job, and then take a stab at it with a wipe, you'll be horified at the general uncleanliness of your habits that you've been doing for years.
If someone took a shit on your kitchen counter, would you use fucking paper to clean it up? Hell no, you'd grab some soap and scrub until you pass out. Disinfect that shit. Why the difference when it comes to your asshole? Do you people like shit crust collecting in your pants throughout the day? I'm fucking done with the world if that's the case.
This thread is for those of us that properly clean ourselves. You other, dirty masses may congregate here, and attempt to feebly explain why you choose to wallow in your filth, and we shall take amusement. Carry on.
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As for the moist wipes that's a huge pain in the ass as well, and also much more expensive.
Terrible quote. In many Muslim countries they wipe their ass with their left hand. Given that this was over a thousand years ago it isn't a stretch to say that this is what he was referring to.
And how much do they cost and how much paper is used in comparison to regular toilet paper?
However, I will say that we bought these for my son as he was potty training, and, well, they've become more mainstream since then in our household.
Or you can just fold the toilet paper over and dampen it a little in the sink, if you're at home and feel like you need a little extra. And, really, you probably should be avoiding pooping in public bathrooms anyway. Shit's nasty.
The wipes are completely safe in a septic system. There's nothing that needs to be done additionally other than buying and using them.
As to how much they cost, the cheapest ones I use are either $1.80 or $2.80, I dont remember. That's for one pack of 48 wipes. The wipes are large enough to split them in half, or even into four pieces. One wipe (or half or quarter of a wipe) does the job of several regular toilet paper wipes (not squares, a full wipe of however much toilet paper you normally use). It's faster, cleans better, and I think, ultimately uses less.
I may consider these, although the toilet paper I use is made from recycled paper which I think is pretty cool and I don't know if there's something equivalent as far as disinfectant wipes are concerned.
Yes.
The notion of having an unsealable liquid supply that may sit around for hours at a time...
And it won't clog up your pipes, and it's less expensive than baby wipes. I'm not going to get baby wipes just so I can disinfect my asshole.
What happened Odium? Did you go ass to mouth on someone and have a bad after taste?
If I were chopping carrots with my sphincter you might have a point.
And I am behind you.
Never saw the movie but :^:
Who the fuck cares if someone uses toilet paper? It's not like your regularly inside other peoples asses.
...I'd imagine..
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No, I do it too.
Cleaning him when he's done with his business?
Be sure to wipe up.
edit: motherfuck
Maybe you just need a bit more fibre in your diet if you need such extensive cleaning...
Yeah, if there's a sink handy I'll usually run the toilet paper under a little water first.
Me too.
Toilet paper sucks.
If you get coarse toilet paper, your ass gets irritated. I hate that.
If you use soft toilet paper, little bits of paper come off and get rolled up and stick to your ass. I hate that, too.
When I buy a house, I am getting a bidet installed. I don't care if it's faggy. My ass is going to be clean and happy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Baby wipes and butt wipes are different. One will clog your pipes, the other won't.
I'm shocked so many people are against butt wipes. They clean your asshole better, cost probably $10 a year, and clean your asshole better. Rubbing dry paper continuously over an area too will cause it to get a bit raw, no? Maybe I wipe too vigerously, but butt wipes are a goddamned necessity.
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Fuck butt wipes, I want a bidet.
10 dollars a year? I can't believe that.
Maybe assuming that you don't poop at home except on weekends.
I only ever shat at work and it took me two years to finish off a package of toilet paper.
I think what we have here is a classic case of people not understanding each other. Some people are, well, sensitive and thus can't use toilet paper thoroughly. Thus, since you don't talk about this with people, they assume everyone has the same issue and isn't wiping properly. Conversely, some people have skin that responds godawfully to being left even slightly damp, and thus think people using wet wipes are insane because you'd have to use them, and then toilet paper in the exact same way. And some people just aren't sensitive either way, nor do they have 'messy' #2s and thus are fine with toilet paper and think that spending more on something you already plan to flush down the toilet is pretty insane. Heck, a good deal of people out there probably just poo at home in the morning, wipe, take their shower and then go to work and don't poo again till the next day.
Edit: I would eat yogurt out of my own ass, can any of you paper-only people make such a bold claim? I think not.
I've always been interested in the possibility of carrying disinfectant wipes around with me so I could disinfect public restroom toilets before using them. I remember finding a few that claimed to be septic safe and compact enough.
Oddly enough this was our terp's argument for using his hand to wipe his ass instead of toilet paper. Why the local nationals would stand on the toilet seat of a western style toilet I will never know.
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It's probably closer to $20, I'm sorry.
The OP and I also live in Florida where it is really fucking hot and humid no matter what time of year. Junk funk is neigh inevitable and one takes every measure possible to make sure they don't get it.
This is one measure.
Am I doing it wrong?