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terrible advice thread : no more new kitty edition

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Kusu let's make skittle vodka

    I am down

    dude i will do this with you whenever you want

    Hmmm

    hmmmmm

    I would also be interested in shenanigans of the skittle vodka variety

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    A girl can't get pregnant her first time.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    deep fried french toast

    do it

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I tried making mead a few months ago but somehow I fucked it up and just had a jug full of honeywater sitting in my cabinet. It is probably due to poor cooling in my home (read, none in the room with the cabinet) and the temperature being around 103-107 degrees.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Was it for your LARPing guild or to please your Dungeon Master?

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    if you ferment your own poop you can get high

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    if you ferment your own poop you can get high
    sweet bro

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    What if i ferment someone else's poop? or does it only work with your own?

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    broadcasting live now! See me at http://www.ustream.tv/channel/mulldacity

    (terrible advice)

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    What if i ferment someone else's poop? or does it only work with your own?

    why would you use someone else's poop

    everybody knows your own poops smells better

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    Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'd love to try this with the chocolate skittles - I would expect much deliciousness would come of that. Maybe this weekend...

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    What if i ferment someone else's poop? or does it only work with your own?

    why would you use someone else's poop

    everybody knows your own poops smells better

    Why would i want to use my own poop when i can easily huff paint thinner? Or buy alcohol, or weed, or any other number of things, that is not quite literally my own shit?

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    What if i ferment someone else's poop? or does it only work with your own?

    why would you use someone else's poop

    everybody knows your own poops smells better

    Why would i want to use my own poop when i can easily huff paint thinner? Or buy alcohol, or weed, or any other number of things, that is not quite literally my own shit?

    Because when you are a child in Africa and you don't even own shoes, shit is about the only thing you have a good supply of?

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'd love to try this with the chocolate skittles - I would expect much deliciousness would come of that. Maybe this weekend...

    I wonder how well drinking chocolate powder would mix into vodka?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    But i would never get this advice because i don't have the internet.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    its alright if you're starving you probably dont have poop either

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    this is also true.

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    But i would never get this advice because i don't have the internet.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ten bucks says that girl has shoes on, thus is exempt entirely.

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    then i am defeated

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Kusu let's make skittle vodka

    I am down

    dude i will do this with you whenever you want

    Hmmm

    hmmmmm

    I would also be interested in shenanigans of the skittle vodka variety

    not this weekend though i have to bone my girlfriend

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    But i would never get this advice because i don't have the internet.

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    How the fuck are they supposed to play Crysis in 1920x1080 16xAA on that piece of shit?

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Kusu let's make skittle vodka

    I am down

    dude i will do this with you whenever you want

    Hmmm

    hmmmmm

    I would also be interested in shenanigans of the skittle vodka variety

    not this weekend though i have to bone my girlfriend

    Just how long does it take you to get an erection?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    then i am defeated

    Excellent, soon i will be ready to face Batman in internet arguing.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Kusu let's make skittle vodka

    I am down

    dude i will do this with you whenever you want

    Hmmm

    hmmmmm

    I would also be interested in shenanigans of the skittle vodka variety

    not this weekend though i have to bone my girlfriend

    Just how long does it take you to get an erection?

    i'm spending the weekend there

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I bet it can't even run Final Cut Pro!

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    [...] doesn’t need to be screwed up? Who in their drunk ass bored college kid mind came up with infusing Vodka with Skittles? Infusing, dear reader, is not the right word. Sully, molest, desecrate, pollute, mangle… [...]

    Ugh.

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    they just play alpha centauri, planescape, and diablo

    blasts from the past

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ok, so if you commit a crime

    go to the police immediately and tell them what you did

    they'll appreciate your honesty and give you a reward

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    "Just be yourself" Is the dumbest fucking saying ever.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    why didn't they just use the vodka to break down the skittles
    alcohol is a solvent for a reason

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    but

    but they did?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    my grandpa makes his own "wine" with grape juice, sugar, and yeast

    he makes sketchy rice wine too

    grape juice wine is delicious

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    hey don't put this here, we have a whole forum for terrible advice

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Was it for your LARPing guild or to please your Dungeon Master?

    It was for myself because that shit be tasty.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    hey don't put this here, we have a whole forum for terrible advice

    It's a great place if you feel like playing doctor and/or lawyer.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    whoops
    Kovak

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    BardiBardi Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Tanolen wrote: »
    Maybe kool aid vodka

    How bout Skittle Vodka

    holy shit i am DEFINITELY trying that

    Be sure to filter it well.

    It's dangerously delicious.

    Pro-tip, don't use coffee filters like many of the websites suggest, they don't work.

    do you suggest paper towels, which was the article's other option, or something else entirely? the instant i get back to school i am doing this, so i'd like to be prepared

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    TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    But i would never get this advice because i don't have the internet.

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    do....

    do these kids even have electricity, or do they have to manage their time well?

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    as fucked up as Africa is, they're lucky if they live long enough to see their computer die

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