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terrible advice thread : no more new kitty edition

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    as fucked up as Africa is, they're lucky if they live long enough to see their computer die

    I had to scold myself for laughing at that

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    as fucked up as Africa is, they're lucky if they live long enough to see their computer die

    I had to scold myself for laughing at that

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Risk is fun as shit

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    risk is fun for about an hour

    but then you have to play for 4 more hours if you want to finish the game

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I like Axis and Allies better.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've never ever played it for more than a half hour

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    micah_2288micah_2288 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I played Risk once and i think the game lasted about 5 weeks er so... just left the board as it was then came back the next day

    I wanted to kill my self after day 3 but i felt like we had continue or we would be failing each other some how

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    Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    All risk games end when someone bumps the table. Or flips it, like monopoly.

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    Arch Guru XXArch Guru XX Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    There is free parking for Ryder rental trucks next to the FBI building in Washington, DC.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Kusu let's make skittle vodka

    I am down

    dude i will do this with you whenever you want

    Hmmm

    hmmmmm

    I would also be interested in shenanigans of the skittle vodka variety

    not this weekend though i have to bone my girlfriend

    Just how long does it take you to get an erection?

    Well he has to find the rabbit first.

    Then choke it to death.

    And then rub it's insides all over his body first.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    I like Axis and Allies better.

    That takes way too much time to set up let alone the time you spend thumbing through the rule book to look up some mysterious rule you never heard about.

    But despite that, yes. Yes it is.

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    WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    just make Pruno

    Oranges+sugar+ketchup=drunk

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I like Axis and Allies better.

    That takes way too much time to set up let alone the time you spend thumbing through the rule book to look up some mysterious rule you never heard about.

    But despite that, yes. Yes it is.

    Jesus, axis and allies is fucking easy to understand

    That is like the simplest war game out there

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i made jolly rancher vodka!

    it was great

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    as fucked up as Africa is, they're lucky if they live long enough to see their computer die

    I had to scold myself for laughing at that

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    oh jesus, took me a second look to notice

    i like how there's one sitting square on top of san francisco

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    TiB wrote: »
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    But i would never get this advice because i don't have the internet.

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    do....

    do these kids even have electricity, or do they have to manage their time well?

    These can be solar powered, or can be run by using a hand crank.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    TiB wrote: »
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    But i would never get this advice because i don't have the internet.

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    do....

    do these kids even have electricity, or do they have to manage their time well?

    These can be solar powered, or can be run by using a hand crank.

    no amount of cranking will save your game if it runs out of power

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    TiB wrote: »
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    But i would never get this advice because i don't have the internet.

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    do....

    do these kids even have electricity, or do they have to manage their time well?

    These can be solar powered, or can be run by using a hand crank.

    no amount of cranking will save your game if it runs out of power

    And I gotta wonder what kinda tech support they have over there.

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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have some skittle vodka in my freezer right now, and it is so not worth it.

    It takes hours of filtering to get a decent batch, and it somehow tastes worse than straight vodka. It smells good, but so not worth it.

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Airking850 wrote: »
    I have some skittle vodka in my freezer right now, and it is so not worth it.

    It takes hours of filtering to get a decent batch, and it somehow tastes worse than straight vodka. It smells good, but so not worth it.

    You must've screwed up then, with either cheap vodka or ignoring some step.

    Do not ruin my weekend.

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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I used Stolichnaya, and followed the steps to the letter.

    Even if it tasted a lot better than regular vodka, it would not be worth the tedious-as-hell filtration step. The end result is about the same as pouring a spoonful of sugar into a shot of lemon vodka.

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    LIES! OBVIOUS LIES!

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I just finished making the skittle vodka. It is good stuff.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I just don't understand the "why" of Skittle Vodka

    if that's the kinda stuff you're into, why not just tanked on smirnoff ice and talk about your vaginae

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My sister drank three green apple smirnoff ices and was so drunk she puked

    My sister drank half a bottle of the bottle on the left

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    And was buzzed.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    when do we get to the bad advice part of the thread, I have loads of bad advice I want to give

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    why the fuck ain't ya'll just soaking a watermelon

    or making some trashcan punch

    fuck

    amateurs

    there are like twenty different threads on booze and none of ya'll doin' it right

    christ on a crutch

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    1 30-rack of keystone light
    2 bottles of vodka
    two things of old country time lemonade
    one cooler

    mix

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    when do we get to the bad advice part of the thread, I have loads of bad advice I want to give

    tell me

    my life is aimless, give me guidance

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    if you ferment your own poop you can get high
    sweet bro
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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Anyone else wondering why that girl has a laptop on her head? That's not how you use it!

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Anyone else wondering why that girl has a laptop on her head? That's not how you use it!

    It's how women carry things in Africa!

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    when do we get to the bad advice part of the thread, I have loads of bad advice I want to give

    tell me

    my life is aimless, give me guidance
    please tell me your situation so I may tailor my advice to suit

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    when do we get to the bad advice part of the thread, I have loads of bad advice I want to give

    tell me

    my life is aimless, give me guidance
    please tell me your situation so I may tailor my advice to suit

    incoming freshman at a state school, bio major, steady girlfriend

    sometimes i read books

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm not seeing where you need advice, unless you're not sticking it in your girlfriend's pooper

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    well, ive been contemplating robbing a bank ever since i saw public enemies

    good idea?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    bank robbing is lame. hijack a train!

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    well, ive been contemplating robbing a bank ever since i saw public enemies

    good idea?

    Back in the day, a combination of insane working conditions, abuse of narcotic painkillers, and long periods of downtime led me to formulate and carry out the pre-planning to rob a bank back in IL.


    I quite literally changed my mind with minutes to spare before pulling the trigger as it were.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    stale I bet you would have done it if you had that exoskeleton those assholes won't sell you

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    well, ive been contemplating robbing a bank ever since i saw public enemies

    good idea?

    Back in the day, a combination of insane working conditions, abuse of narcotic painkillers, and long periods of downtime led me to formulate and carry out the pre-planning to rob a bank back in IL.


    I quite literally changed my mind with minutes to spare before pulling the trigger as it were.

    you're rad.

    i can't imagine you being more rad.

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