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terrible advice thread : no more new kitty edition

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Jason Todd wrote: »
    well, ive been contemplating robbing a bank ever since i saw public enemies

    good idea?

    Back in the day, a combination of insane working conditions, abuse of narcotic painkillers, and long periods of downtime led me to formulate and carry out the pre-planning to rob a bank back in IL.


    I quite literally changed my mind with minutes to spare before pulling the trigger as it were.

    you're rad.

    i can't imagine you being more rad.

    I'm really not

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    planning to rob a bank and robbing a bank are basically the same thing

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    planning to rob a bank and robbing a bank are basically the same thing

    except not

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    stale, when i worked at that sporting goods store, i used to brainstorm with a former marine that i worked with what would be the best way to shoot up the store

    it wasn't bad!

    but i would never do something like that! honest!

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm planning on world peace.

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i used to work spotlight for my school's theater

    id pretend the spot was a machine gun and that i was killing all the actors i hated

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    planning to rob a bank and robbing a bank are basically the same thing

    except not

    yeah, I know

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    stale, when i worked at that sporting goods store, i used to brainstorm with a former marine that i worked with what would be the best way to shoot up the store

    it wasn't bad!

    but i would never do something like that! honest!

    I worked out the timing, had multiple vehicles ready, planned 3 different routes, researched the security in place, and had an overly complex paper trail ready to cover and launder the deposits afterwards.


    I spent a lot of time and effort on that. Amazing what you can do with 3 or 4 hours a night, for 3 or 4 months.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    stale, when i worked at that sporting goods store, i used to brainstorm with a former marine that i worked with what would be the best way to shoot up the store

    it wasn't bad!

    but i would never do something like that! honest!

    I worked out the timing, had multiple vehicles ready, planned 3 different routes, researched the security in place, and had an overly complex paper trail ready to cover and launder the deposits afterwards.


    I spent a lot of time and effort on that. Amazing what you can do with 3 or 4 hours a night, for 3 or 4 months.

    nice shit!

    it involved securing as many ar mags as possible and loading them up, locking the bay doors and front doors, barricading it with gun safes and exercise equipment, and walking on the warehouse racks picking targets of opportunity.

    it even had food and shit inside the place

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    stale, when i worked at that sporting goods store, i used to brainstorm with a former marine that i worked with what would be the best way to shoot up the store

    it wasn't bad!

    but i would never do something like that! honest!

    a few years ago I was hanging out with my buddy, and we assessed the quality of zombie defense for every store we entered

    those were good times

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i am so doing the skittle vodka sometime

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i guess it would sound better as a zombie shit hits the fan plan than a go psycho huh?

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    update to thread: i got a new kitty and i need a kitty name

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Cat the cat

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Doctor Whiskers

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ramses

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Taco

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mister Sniffles

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    oh it's a girl
    my sister named it keyshline or something. it's hungarian for little girl

    it's the stupidest name.

    i was thinking asha of house greyjoy

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    nope, sorry

    cat's name is Taco

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    i am thinking of calling her watershit down because she has diarrhea and pooped all over my leg

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Annabel

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bearcato

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hatred.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    terry meowginnis

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    yessss

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Stevens

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    instead of that, make a shitload of GHB in your basement

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    sheis on my shoulder and licking my ear this is adorable

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My two cats do not have names

    Gold cat and old cat are really all we call them

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Miss Prissy

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    nothin' better then an innately affectionate cat

    it is impossible to keep my female one off my lap to the point where i'd be annoyed if i didn't go all squishy around cats

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My two cats do not have names

    Gold cat and old cat are really all we call them

    what the

    how can you not name your pets

    especially cats

    i mean if you had like geckos I can understand it

    or crickets

    but honestly cats need names

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Catpun.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I got geckos around my apartment complex they are the cutest things all running around on the ceiling oh my

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    Catpun.

    chairmistress meow

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Cat-herine the Great

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    My two cats do not have names

    Gold cat and old cat are really all we call them

    what the

    how can you not name your pets

    especially cats

    i mean if you had like geckos I can understand it

    or crickets

    but honestly cats need names
    Both were strays that kind of adopted me

    I feed them and pet them and love on them, but I don't really feel attached to them

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    swordfights you angsty teenager give those cats names this second

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    GOLDEN

    AND

    OLDY

    SO I CAN REFER TO THEM AS MY GOLDEN OLDIES

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