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terrible advice thread : no more new kitty edition

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    perfect

    those are now their names

    well done you pockridden awkward monstrosity

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have clear skin! :(

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    not for long

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    He will learn

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you're supposed to soak newly acquired cats in bleach and ethanol

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i'm getting a dog as soon as I have extra cash

    YEYYYY

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    gonna go to the rescue shelter?

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
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    literally raced to this thread to post this

    hnnnnngh

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Name the cats Paul Schaeffer and The CBS Orchestra.

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I had a cat named buttons

    don't know what happened to buttons

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Scrapper's crying all around my room.

    She's part of a litter from a local stray, the last of her siblings were given away to their permanent homes today she's never been alone before she doesn't like it oh nooooooooo

    :(

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    gonna go to the rescue shelter?

    maybe if they have the breed I want

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    i'm getting a dog as soon as I have extra cash

    YEYYYY

    dogs like to overpower me, its very sad

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    i took some peectures

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Aren't cats supposed to be too dumb to ever associate their name with themselves? Like, a dog understands that he is Fido, but a cat hears "Whiskers" and is just all WOO THAT'S THE FOOD AND PETTING SOUND.

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm pretty sure that's how names for everything work

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    No damn it my doggy is sooo smart.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I know someone who named their cat "Little Word Not Allowed On This Particular Forum."

    I do not advise you do the same.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    dogs are better than cats because they love you

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    dogs are better than cats because they love you
    My cats beg to differ. They love me and are cute and keep my neck warm during the night by sleeping on it or on my face and they bite my toes to wake me up in the morning so I'm not late for work and they always lay in my lap and purr when I'm sad to make me happy. That's love right there.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    dogs are better than cats because they love you

    the hell you say

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Are we talking about kitties in here?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I prefer dogs because the size of the ones i like don't crawl up in your closet and get fur all over your clothes like a cat does

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    holy hell look at those platforms

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    They are for stepping on cat heads.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My sister named the stray cat my parents adopted without any input from me or my brother.

    She became "Duchess".

    Luckily it's close enough to "Dufus" and "Dumbass" that she responds to those as well.

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    ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My brother named his dog Rocky Lee Norris

    it works out pretty well

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    dogs are better than cats because they love you

    the hell you say

    dogs love you forever, but cats only know how to hate

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think it would be funny to name pets after famous dictators

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ranx wrote: »
    I think it would be funny to name pets after famous dictators

    Cats that look like Hitler

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    one of my cats gets really bad separation anxiety

    he'll be in one room and i'll be in another and he'll start howling and i'll yell "wash, i'm in here" and he'll come running in and lie down all relieved

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    also i started making skittle vodka
    we had too much skittles but not enough vodka
    go figure

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    -smash-smash Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've got a happy cat sitting on my lap right now.

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    also i started making skittle vodka
    we had too much skittles but not enough vodka
    go figure

    kusu, tell me how this goes.

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    Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    holy hell look at those platforms

    is it gay that that was the first thing that i noticed

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    where has rane been for 8 hours?

    why, moving!

    got my collection of free furniture all together and u-hauled it to my new place

    looks JAWSOME but I need some more rugs and a TV stand (woo ikea tomorrow)

    then wednesday I have my bed being delivered as well as my cable and internet going up and my mom coming over to tell me I like like a hobo

    gonna assemble the ikea stuff while I wait for the dudes and nod unhearing to my mom's fawning. I have arranged it so the two delivery dudes have like an 80% chance of crossing paths while doing their jobs at my apartment. I am seriously hoping for some long lost twin type shit to go down

    hell

    i expect it



    i celebrated by eating unhealthily as a reward for doing huge amounts of heavy lifting. mm mcdonald's

    oh and u-haul's radio was broken. that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

    indeed it was a rich and full day!

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    also i started making skittle vodka
    we had too much skittles but not enough vodka
    go figure

    kusu, tell me how this goes.

    yes sir

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Terrible ideas? Why yes, I will.

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