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Rane gets neutered: who wants to come
Raneados
police apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
police apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
So hey, I've managed to keep this a super cool secret for a while but I've had a few drinks and i am feeling talky
A number of months ago i met a great gal named Chloe and we hit it off decently. drinks, dancing, eating food, movies, pretty much every rehashed and terrible date idea to start it. We like doing those things so fuck you guys.
fast forward some months to the other day and you'll have me proposing
fast forward about 5 seconds after that and you'll see her saying yes
I think i inherited the "not talking about significant other" syndrome from my mom
so we set the date for the whole shindig on November 12th, it's far enough away from all our respective holidays and birthdays that we probably won't have to change it!
the whole thing is set to go down in Tampa, Florida
who wants to goddamn come to Raneados' fucking wedding
A number of months ago i met a great gal named Chloe and we hit it off decently. drinks, dancing, eating food, movies, pretty much every rehashed and terrible date idea to start it. We like doing those things so fuck you guys.
fast forward some months to the other day and you'll have me proposing
fast forward about 5 seconds after that and you'll see her saying yes
I think i inherited the "not talking about significant other" syndrome from my mom
so we set the date for the whole shindig on November 12th, it's far enough away from all our respective holidays and birthdays that we probably won't have to change it!
the whole thing is set to go down in Tampa, Florida
who wants to goddamn come to Raneados' fucking wedding
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SHIT JUST GOT REAL
edit: oh wait your lying
see natek knows what's up
Congratulations anyways!
THEY ARE BOTH BELIEVEABLE
IT'S THAT COP LYING TRAINING
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
happy for you
nice lie
secretly the confetti was going to be tears
edit: see I was lying to
a joke
no one is named chloe any more
rane is getting married
mostly for giggles
partly for shits
You gotta meet a nice girl and settle down, Rane.
This is a triple deke fakeout.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
NO HE DOESN'T I mean, this is a lie, of course he does.
You could have just taken a 40 to Taco Bell instead of wasting my fucking time.
FUCK.
JEEZ
depends heavily on the bride and the groom
mostly the bride though
I have been in one that was tons of fun and one that was kind of boring and annoying
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
would he not be a dick???
I have never really been in a wedding party, except for when my grandfather got remarried, I was an usher
that was kind of a depressing wedding though
Apparently since I have a reputation for not dancing, I am required to dance to Womanizer with one of my other friends. I keep suggesting Thriller, but Womanizer it is.
It's fun...if you're 10 years old and in the UK
Which I was, and all I had to do was wear a dress my aunt paid for and look cute and get lots of pats on the head (but not nearly as many as my 6 year old sister)
See, in the UK it's the bride and groom's responsibility to pay for everything; bridesmaid dresses, shoes, suit hire, parties and the gifts to go along with it
Having heard what it can be like elsewhere, if anyone asked me to be a bridesmaid now I'd say no
Make a thread called "Rane is a big, fat phony"
Tell the world