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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I just arrived in [chat] and am very confused
    Try masturbating.
    already tried that

    several times
    You failed at masturbating several times?

    Why did you think he was confused?

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I just arrived in [chat] and am very confused
    Try masturbating.
    already tried that

    several times

    Try using an abrasive lubricant. You'll be less confused. The pain helps you focus.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I just arrived in [chat] and am very confused
    Try masturbating.
    already tried that

    several times
    You failed at masturbating several times?
    sometimes I fail on purpose so that I can try again

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    ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wow, the Cows thread is full of everything. And hello all.

    Coldred on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I just arrived in [chat] and am very confused
    Try masturbating.
    already tried that

    several times
    You failed at masturbating several times?
    sometimes I fail on purpose so that I can try again

    *pinch*

    *sticks to finger*

    *shake shake shake*

    *shakeshakeshakeshakeshake*

    *butter flies off in unknown direction*

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    matt: lol

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    gaaahhh i keep getting all down

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wow.

    Just... wow.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Who is that sitting to Lincoln's right?

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Who is that sitting to Lincoln's right?
    Ford.

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
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    Why aren't Lincoln and Teddy beating the crap out of everyone else at that table aside from Ike and Bush the Greater?

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    ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Who is that sitting to Lincoln's right?
    Ford.

    Who the hell produced that Republican wankstain?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    gaaahhh i keep getting all down

    Ed: posting mid coitud since '95.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Coldred wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Who is that sitting to Lincoln's right?
    Ford.
    Who the hell produced that Republican wankstain?
    Oh, I was thinking that was Ford standing next to W.

    I forget about Eisenhower. Last Republican president with a lick of fucking sense.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    can't help it.

    it is le boring.

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Coldred wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Who is that sitting to Lincoln's right?
    Ford.

    Who the hell produced that Republican wankstain?
    It's linked to the site I found it on. Apparently they had a boutique in a mall somewhere and got evicted. That led to a news story about it, which I found online, which led me to that ridiculous "Free Market Warrior" merchandising page.

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The best part is Bush clinging to Reagan's ass.

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Coldred wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Who is that sitting to Lincoln's right?
    Ford.
    Who the hell produced that Republican wankstain?
    Oh, I was thinking that was Ford standing next to W.

    I forget about Eisenhower. Last Republican president with a lick of fucking sense.
    They almost managed to group the sane ones. Ike and Teddy are across from Abe, though.

    I find it hilarious that it's Lincoln with his back to the viewer. Really giving him his due.

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Coldred wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Who is that sitting to Lincoln's right?
    Ford.

    Who the hell produced that Republican wankstain?
    It's linked to the site I found it on. Apparently they had a boutique in a mall somewhere and got evicted. That led to a news story about it, which I found online, which led me to that ridiculous "Free Market Warrior" merchandising page.

    It says 'all the Republican Presidents' on that site...where's Hoover, and Cal, and Harding, and Taft, and McKinley, and Harrison, and Arthur, and Garfield, and Hayes, and Grant?

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Coldred wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Who is that sitting to Lincoln's right?
    Ford.

    Who the hell produced that Republican wankstain?
    It's linked to the site I found it on. Apparently they had a boutique in a mall somewhere and got evicted. That led to a news story about it, which I found online, which led me to that ridiculous "Free Market Warrior" merchandising page.

    It says 'all the Republican Presidents' on that site...where's Hoover, and Cal, and Harding, and Taft, and McKinley, and Harrison, and Arthur, and Garfield, and Hayes, and Grant?
    In the kitchen having their collective way with the serving boys?

    What percentage of modern Americans would even be able to pick out McKinley or Harding by sight?

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    *lights the Than signal pyre*

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    We'll see how long this blog lasts
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Coldred wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Who is that sitting to Lincoln's right?
    Ford.
    Who the hell produced that Republican wankstain?
    It's linked to the site I found it on. Apparently they had a boutique in a mall somewhere and got evicted. That led to a news story about it, which I found online, which led me to that ridiculous "Free Market Warrior" merchandising page.
    It says 'all the Republican Presidents' on that site...where's Hoover, and Cal, and Harding, and Taft, and McKinley, and Harrison, and Arthur, and Garfield, and Hayes, and Grant?
    In the kitchen having their collective way with the serving boys?

    What percentage of modern Americans would even be able to pick out McKinley or Harding by sight?
    I could do Harding.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Coldred wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Who is that sitting to Lincoln's right?
    Ford.
    Who the hell produced that Republican wankstain?
    It's linked to the site I found it on. Apparently they had a boutique in a mall somewhere and got evicted. That led to a news story about it, which I found online, which led me to that ridiculous "Free Market Warrior" merchandising page.
    It says 'all the Republican Presidents' on that site...where's Hoover, and Cal, and Harding, and Taft, and McKinley, and Harrison, and Arthur, and Garfield, and Hayes, and Grant?
    In the kitchen having their collective way with the serving boys?

    What percentage of modern Americans would even be able to pick out McKinley or Harding by sight?
    I could do Harding.
    Warren G and Thanatos gonna regulate

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Damn, this is quite possibly the laziest job for at least a couple cities in every direction. Everyone who was a pain in the ass has left, and I’ve got a couple days respite. Hell, rumours are going around that we won’t have more than a handful of kids for the last week. Hope I don’t get shifted to a different campus.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I could do Harding.
    Warren G and Thanatos gonna regulate
    The dude was a total shitheel. I mean, he even looks like a Bond villain.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I live in William McKinley's (kind of) home town.

    How do you suckers feel about that?

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
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    Some people actually believe that would be how it would go down.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    We got a monument AND his dead body as well as the bodies of his wife and children. All on a big hill that people like to jog up for the exercise.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    A couple weeks ago we had an order screwup with a wedding cake, they paid the balance for it really late so the order form didn't get put into the queue like it should have. The day of the wedding, at the time it was supposed to be there, they called wanting to know where it was. It hadn't been made, so there was a huge rush to get enough cake together to make one (all this happening after closing on a Saturday), and my boss ended up being the one who had to deliver it. When he got there (4 hours after it was supposed to be there, and 45 minutes after the reception had started), upon seeing how pissed everyone was, he decided to pretend he didn't speak any English. He delivered it, got dirty looks, and left.

    Yesterday, the couple came into the bakery wanting to talk to the owner (my boss) about the cake. Nobody knew he'd pretended to not speak English. So when one of the store staff went to get him, he had to explain why he couldn't go out there and talk to the couple.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm off to buy a toilet seat. Apparently the little plastic screws which hold toilet seats to the toilet break after some time.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    A couple weeks ago we had an order screwup with a wedding cake, they paid the balance for it really late so the order form didn't get put into the queue like it should have. The day of the wedding, at the time it was supposed to be there, they called wanting to know where it was. It hadn't been made, so there was a huge rush to get enough cake together to make one (all this happening after closing on a Saturday), and my boss ended up being the one who had to deliver it. When he got there (4 hours after it was supposed to be there, and 45 minutes after the reception had started), upon seeing how pissed everyone was, he decided to pretend he didn't speak any English. He delivered it, got dirty looks, and left.

    Yesterday, the couple came into the bakery wanting to talk to the owner (my boss) about the cake. Nobody knew he'd pretended to not speak English. So when one of the store staff went to get him, he had to explain why he couldn't go out there and talk to the couple.
    Ahahahahahah.

    That's awesome.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    it's actually a very well done painting

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    What the heck, is he wrestling a blowup doll?

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have no clue why I keep on going into the Bayonetta thread in G&T. I'm still burned out on stupid "awesome" shit for the sake of stupid shit.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    I could pick out Taft

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I could pick out Taft
    That's because he's the size of any three other presidents.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    I am on beer number three, how is [chat] doing?

    Honk on
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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I could pick out Taft
    He'll be the one holding a platter of BigMacs.

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
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