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Phallafly [mini] - Serenity Browncoat victory.

dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
edited August 2009 in Critical Failures
After the Earth was used up, we found a new solar system and hundreds of new Earths were terra formed and colonized. The central planets formed the Alliance and decided all the planets had to join under their rule. There was some disagreement on that point. After the War, many of the Independents who had fought and lost drifted to the edges of the system, far from Alliance control. Out here, people struggled to get by with the most basic technologies; a ship would bring you work, a gun would help you keep it. A captain's goal was simple: find a crew, find a job, keep flying. Shepard Derrial Book
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This is a game of Phalla. Yes, it was made as a response to the lack of Firefly in Neville's Wheadonverse game. If you haven't seen of heard of Firefly, you have failed at life. Redeem yourself by checking it out. If you do not know what Phalla is check it out here and at Phallawiki. Voting will be in Red, per the usual. No screen caps, direct quoting of role PMs, anonymous contact. Basically your normal typical rules stuff. Invite me to any proboards you make.

Space Combat. Yes there is Space Combat. All players will be on a ship for the majority of the game. We are not all friends here. You will be shooting at each other. Unless you're on the Serenity. Captain Tight Pants doesn't seem to think that guns are a good idea. Or he's broke. Again.

The 'Verse is divided into the five following sectors; Bai Hu, Huang Long, Zhu Que, Xuan Wu, and Qing Long. Each day different ships will be able to travel to different sectors. Armed Ships will be able to fire on ships currently in their sector. Every ship will be armed with the exception of the Serenity. If a ship loses half of it's hull strength/hit points, certain systems will most likely go off line. This could result in the ship being stuck in that sector, without sensors, or without navigation. If a ship is destroyed all on board players will die.

With that in mind the order of actions is Ships Fire > Ships Move > Vote > Player Abilities.

There are no vanillagers.

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited July 2009
    Reserved for playerlist and clairfications.

    Sign up in colors.

    Playerlist

    1. Kime
    2. Gandalf_the_Crazed
    3. Simonwolf
    4. Arivia
    5. Lachrymite
    6. CrimsonCoyote
    7. Shalmelo
    8. Mr. Defication
    9. Jaysonfour
    10. Fatal3RR0R
    11. Jaenther
    12. Zandrcon
    13. Orange Soda
    14. Zellpher
    15. Delmain
    16. TheLawinator
    17. Kay
    18. Wildcat
    19. Hippie
    20. DevoutlyApathetic
    21. SpectralSpork
    22. Julius Ceazure
    23. Jdarksun
    24. Osvik
    25. Celebrim
    26. Iamtheaznman
    27. Captain Elven
    28. Houn
    29. [strike]Maximus[/strike] Dunadan019
    30. Unexpected Monkey
    31. pablo_price
    32. PowerPuppies
    33. Trust
    34. MacGuffin
    35. naporeon

    Reserves:
    1. Dunadan019
    2. Fiaryn
    3. B:L
    4. Verr
    5. Bremen
    6. TehSloth
    7. Psolms
    8. Romantic Undead
    9. Oaklore
    10. LonelyAhava

    Bai Hu
    Alliance Ship 3

    Huang Long
    Serenity 70%
    The Phallatica 85%
    Reaver Ship 3 70%
    The Spearhead 85%


    Zhe Que
    Empty

    Xuan Wu
    Empty

    Qing Long
    Du-Khang
    85%
    HMS Cassiopeia

    B:L and the Evil Eight were seen departing from Huang Long(again). The GDHADKJLGH;LDKAHGKLAD and The crushiator were abandoned.

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You can't take the sign up from me.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh, you crafty bugger, putting it up at 3 am!

    But kime is always here! [tiny]So tired...[/tiny]

    Sign up, definitely



    Beat'd :(

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I can't resist a Firefly phalla.

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited July 2009
    I hate this show, why not

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Arivia wrote: »
    I hate this show, why not
    ..........

    I have no choice but to kill you now.

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  • LachrymiteLachrymite Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Sign up!

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm a leaf on the wind...

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'll be in my bunk.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Sign must sign

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited July 2009
    Either signups in as many minutes.

    We're going to thirty players.

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited July 2009
    You not only have to love freedom, but you also have to be an insomniac for this game. deadlines at 6 am thx.

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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    !Sign up

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  • Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User
    edited July 2009
    I loved the movie Serenity so why not?

    Sign up

    And man I'm glad I always stay up late.

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  • JaentherJaenther Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Signup

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  • Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User
    edited July 2009
    Apparently Hulu has all the episodes up.

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/4569/firefly-serenity#x-0,vepisode,1

    I'm going to spend all night watching these aren't I?

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited July 2009
    At what time does the vote close?

    I don't see anything in the OP about that.

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited July 2009
    Kay wrote: »
    At what time does the vote close?

    I don't see anything in the OP about that.

    Already plotting shenanigans...

    11 PM EST

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Why not. I'm not busy. Course, saying that, one of my family members will fall down some stairs or something.

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hey that's bullshit, putting Kime's name first on the list when I was clearly F1RST!!!! and all that shit. :P

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh fuck yeah

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  • ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    SIGNUP!

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    !SO IN

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    !Sounds like a good idea

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited July 2009
    I'm already in two games, I'm going to London tomorrow for the weekend, but I will have my netbook with me...

    !My food is problematic.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    !Sign up, please.

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  • HippieHippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    !I just cant resist.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Sign up

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited July 2009
    Sign up!

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  • EbfanEbfan Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man, I want to play in this so bad, but I'm leaving for vacation a week from today. I'd probably be alright, but I shouldn't risk it.

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  • Julius CaezureJulius Caezure Registered User
    edited July 2009
    Fatal3RR0R wrote: »
    Apparently Hulu has all the episodes up.

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/4569/firefly-serenity#x-0,vepisode,1

    I'm going to spend all night watching these aren't I?

    Are you done yet?

    and !sign up

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    I thought it would be weird to be tiny navy guys in another man's penis. Wait... That's pretty normal.
  • Julius CaezureJulius Caezure Registered User
    edited July 2009
    Ebfan wrote: »
    Man, I want to play in this so bad, but I'm leaving for vacation a week from today. I'd probably be alright, but I shouldn't risk it.

    If you sign up I promise to start a Day 1 bandwagon on you, throw you out of an airlock, or sic Jane on you.

    That way you get to go on vacation, kime survives Day 1, and I get retribution for Phallabusters.

    That is the very definition of a win-win-win situation, my friend. :mrgreen:

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    I thought it would be weird to be tiny navy guys in another man's penis. Wait... That's pretty normal.
  • OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    !Sign me up

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited July 2009
    Hey that's bullshit, putting Kime's name first on the list when I was clearly F1RST!!!! and all that shit. :P

    You Cheated

    :P

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  • CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Since I'm already dead in the other one. !Sign Up

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited July 2009
    !OH GOD SIGN UP

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited July 2009
    You forgot the obligatory red text!

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    !Sign up

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Can I do three at once?

    I think I will. !Shiny

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  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Sign Up!!

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