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Phallafly [mini] - Serenity Browncoat victory.

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I will grudge you, unless Spork is a vanillager.

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I will grudge you, unless Spork is a vanillager.

    I invoke Grudge Loop ad infinitum! I win. :P

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    There are no Vanillagers.

    Didn't you people read the OP?

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    There are no Vanillagers.

    Didn't you people read the OP?

    Reading is for those who are unmanly!

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    There are no Vanillagers.

    Didn't you people read the OP?

    Reading is for those who are unmanly!
    Oh god

    SHUT DOWN THE FIARYN-RAY, SHUT DOW-

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    There are no Vanillagers.

    Didn't you people read the OP?

    Reading is for those who are unmanly!
    Oh god

    SHUT DOWN THE FIARYN-RAY, SHUT DOW-

    Let's be fair, were I Fiaryn in all of his masculine glory, I'd already be wearing your lower intestines as a hat.

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    One more thing. All ships other than the Serenity need new names. Decide with your shipmates what you want to be called.

    PMs are about half out, sit tight kids.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I herby name my ship to be the U.S.S DEFECATION

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    All PMs are out. If you didn't get one let me know.

    I'll type up a narration with a more detailed explanation of how you can all shoot at each other to start us off.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    kime wrote: »
    oh hey my PM says I'm evil!

    I'm naming our evil ship the U.S.S. Evil McEvil!

    Pre-emptive.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    U.S.S B:L and the Evils

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    U.S.S B:L and the Evils

    :lol:

    U.S.S. ...

    Maybe?

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So, when do we get to learn how to shoot each other?

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It's mostly done. I'd prefer to have more interesting ship names, so ships captains if you want to rename your ships send in names.

    Also don't forget to invite me to proboards if you make them.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Kimes evil ship of doom and gloom

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I approve.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    someone better name their ship the HMS Titanic

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    dj, I just want to tell you that I hate you

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Blame the RNG Gods. Not me.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    dj, I just want to tell you that I hate you
    Hi partner!

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So when do we get opening narration so I can vote for Kime? :P

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh, you.

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Oh, you.

    I kid I kid.
    Or do I?
    :winky:

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Screw you all. You get boring opening ship names. Ships names can be changed at any point. The name change will be noted in the nights narration.

    So let's nail out the the Space Combat thing.

    Here are the sectors and the ships currently in them.

    Bai Hu
    Alliance Ship 1
    The Crushinator
    Alliance Ship 3


    Huang Long
    Alliance Ship 4
    Unknown

    Zhe Que
    System empty

    Xuan Wu
    Serenity

    Qing Long
    GDHADKJLGH;LDKAHGKLAD
    HMS Casseopia
    Reaver Ship 3



    Ships can only fire on ships in the same sector as them. Every ship, with the exception of the Serenity, will have weapons that will do 15% of damage when they fire on another ship. Ships have been color coded by Alignment. Alliance patrols can't kill other Alliance patrols, Reavers can't kill Reavers. Each day the ships captain or pilot gets to choose what sector of space is visited. The Captains are in charge of decided where to fire. In the event of the Captains or the Pilots death navigation and weapons duties will fall to the next person in logical order of succession. If you want to know what that is for you PM me.

    When a ship reaches fifty percent of its initial hull strength a major system will go offline. The four major systems you should worry about are Engines(you'll be left dead in the water) Navigation(your sector changes will be RNG'd) Weapons(You can't shoot back) or sensor arrays(you will be able to pick your target, but you won't know who it is).

    There are also two movement restrictions for ships. The Alliance refuses to acknowledge that Reavers exist. Therefore they really have no reason to patrol the fringes of the 'Verse. No Alliance Patrols may enter not enter Qing Long, on their own accord. Additionally Reavers may be fearless but there are enough guns in Bai Hu to blow anyone out of the sky. Reavers may not enter the Bai Hu System.

    Everyone else can go anywhere they want. At their own risk.

    Day one ends at 11 PM EST Sunday.

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Operation Kimewagon is Go!

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh. And

    This is a factions game.

    Off to see Harry Potter. Have fun kids.

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Are there any "neutral" factions?

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So... does this mean there's no vote?

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Houn wrote: »
    So... does this mean there's no vote?

    Didn't you hear? This is Firefly: Temptation Island edition. Tonight's answer is about whether Kaylee and her Reaper hubby can find a place to be who they are, or whether the other sluts will vote one of them off. Lady Liberty cries.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Voting will be in Red, per the usual.

    .......

    With that in mind the order of actions is Ships Fire > Ships Move > Vote > Player Abilities.

    Thus, there is a vote.

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bandwagoning Kime every day 1 seems kinda mean, does he really deserve it?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bandwagoning Kime every day 1 seems kinda mean, does he really deserve it?
    Yes. :twisted:

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Spork for kimwagoning

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    !Orange Soda for amusing vote loop.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I deny your vote loop, and side with OS to counter Spork.

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    kime wrote: »
    I deny your vote loop, and side with OS to counter Spork.

    Coward!

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Clearly my only recourse is to vote the !kimester for ultimate justice.

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    !Neville I still hate you for Whedonverse, and I don't think you're even in this game that's how big my heart for hate is.

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    !Powerpuppies, boo to you people breaking the vote loop!

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