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Blindfall
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Hello all, I am a long time reader of the strip that decided it was past time I joined the forums and started spreading my special kind of sickness all over them :winky:, so to get that started I thought I would share a little something I recently learned whilst researching the awesome beast, the Rhinoceros
Gather round children, I am going to tell you all about the majestic beast the Rhinoceros. Besides their obvious size, kick ass facial horn and incredibly tough skin. They also have the ability to become invisible, which is why they are the chosen mount/companion of ninja's everywhere, and are highly intelligent. Ninja's have been training them from eons to hide their numbers from the Pirates to keep them from getting an accurate gauge of their strength. This is of course why we think they are endangered, most of them are invisible much like their Ninja masters. They also have the ability to change their mass becoming larger or smaller at will. The largest confirmed Rhino was over 100ft long and weighed over 55,000lbs. Of course they can also breath fire and all the worlds precious gemstones come from either their hide (when they shed) or in the case of diamonds from their feces, it is a common misconception that diamonds come from coal. Another interesting fact is that Rhino's in zoo's are actually there by choice. They allow themselves to be "caught" as a kind of retirement. All "young Rhino's are actually old Rhino's that have shrunk down to pretend to be young. To them zoo's are a kind of Rhino graveyard. So, next time you are thinking about how awesome Ninja's are remember that Rhino's are awesome too.
Cheers,
Blindfall
Gather round children, I am going to tell you all about the majestic beast the Rhinoceros. Besides their obvious size, kick ass facial horn and incredibly tough skin. They also have the ability to become invisible, which is why they are the chosen mount/companion of ninja's everywhere, and are highly intelligent. Ninja's have been training them from eons to hide their numbers from the Pirates to keep them from getting an accurate gauge of their strength. This is of course why we think they are endangered, most of them are invisible much like their Ninja masters. They also have the ability to change their mass becoming larger or smaller at will. The largest confirmed Rhino was over 100ft long and weighed over 55,000lbs. Of course they can also breath fire and all the worlds precious gemstones come from either their hide (when they shed) or in the case of diamonds from their feces, it is a common misconception that diamonds come from coal. Another interesting fact is that Rhino's in zoo's are actually there by choice. They allow themselves to be "caught" as a kind of retirement. All "young Rhino's are actually old Rhino's that have shrunk down to pretend to be young. To them zoo's are a kind of Rhino graveyard. So, next time you are thinking about how awesome Ninja's are remember that Rhino's are awesome too.
Cheers,
Blindfall
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