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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    what's so great about having babies?
    DRIVE FORWARD THE WHEELS OF EVOLUTION

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    one time I got my bone on

    I was alone

    what did you get it on?

    I hope you didn't ruin your good pants

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have good news!

    My vasectomy is going to happen in the near future!

    That's right, I'll be out of the gene pool. Probably the best thing I've ever done for the world!

    Pony on
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    CatnipCatCatnipCat Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My life is a constant downspin of unrelenting sadness and pathetic loneliness.

    And now I feel bad about it.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    seriously

    if i ever come across a hot virgin, i'm sacrificing her to the god of my dong

    Wouldn't having sex with her be better then killing her to appease your boner?
    can't you do both?

    at the same time!

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    I have good news!

    My vasectomy is going to happen in the near future!

    That's right, I'll be out of the gene pool. Probably the best thing I've ever done for the world!

    I'll do it for free with my buck knife and a couple of shots of bourbon.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    last night was pretty funny

    around 11:00 I can hear my neighbor two doors over fucking his gf (it's hot, we all have our windows open)
    at first I'm just hearing one or both of them moaning occasionally
    no big deal, it happens
    then all of sudden he shouts so loudly that I could have heard it a block away, "CUM NOW! CUM NOW!"
    and I couldn't help but guffaw

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ahahahaha

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ahahahaha

    Mysst on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    last night was pretty funny

    around 11:00 I can hear my neighbor two doors over fucking his gf (it's hot, we all have our windows open)
    at first I'm just hearing one or both of them moaning occasionally
    no big deal, it happens
    then all of sudden he shouts so loudly that I could have heard it a block away, "CUM NOW! CUM NOW!"
    and I couldn't help but guffaw

    You should have shouted "I'm almost there, keep going".

    Hunter on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    I just wish he'd shouted "DROPPING LOADS"

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    wait wait wait
    ok, this is important

    was he saying it as a command or as his own exclamation?

    spono on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the other day my stupid pregnant cousin told my grandma that she was "always right, and you'd better get used to it."

    I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm pretty sure he was telling his gf to cum

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    I have good news!

    My vasectomy is going to happen in the near future!

    That's right, I'll be out of the gene pool. Probably the best thing I've ever done for the world!

    Pony wasn't it you who had the pretentious doctor trying to tell you not to get it?

    Did you get a new doc or did he finally cave and shut up?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    seriously

    if i ever come across a hot virgin, i'm sacrificing her to the god of my dong

    Wouldn't having sex with her be better then killing her to appease your boner?
    can't you do both?

    at the same time!

    But then you just killed a non virgin, the ritual is ruined! You guys know nothing about proper virgin sacrifice.

    Melding on
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Death by defloration

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    seriously

    if i ever come across a hot virgin, i'm sacrificing her to the god of my dong

    Wouldn't having sex with her be better then killing her to appease your boner?
    can't you do both?

    at the same time!

    But then you just killed a non virgin, the ritual is ruined! You guys know nothing about proper virgin sacrifice.

    Just carpet bomb Comic Con and you'll appease any and every god, deity, or spirit for hundreds of years.

    Hunter on
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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    food source if you are ever in a pinch
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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    seriously

    if i ever come across a hot virgin, i'm sacrificing her to the god of my dong

    Wouldn't having sex with her be better then killing her to appease your boner?
    can't you do both?

    at the same time!

    But then you just killed a non virgin, the ritual is ruined! You guys know nothing about proper virgin sacrifice.

    Just carpet bomb Comic Con and you'll appease any and every god, deity, or spirit for hundreds of years.

    Attractive virgins only please.

    Melding on
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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    seriously

    if i ever come across a hot virgin, i'm sacrificing her to the god of my dong

    Wouldn't having sex with her be better then killing her to appease your boner?
    can't you do both?

    at the same time!

    But then you just killed a non virgin, the ritual is ruined! You guys know nothing about proper virgin sacrifice.

    Just carpet bomb Comic Con and you'll appease any and every god, deity, or spirit for hundreds of years.

    Attractive virgins only please.

    So sayeth Mel D. Ing, God of Wook's Dong.

    Muggins on
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