around 11:00 I can hear my neighbor two doors over fucking his gf (it's hot, we all have our windows open)
at first I'm just hearing one or both of them moaning occasionally
no big deal, it happens
then all of sudden he shouts so loudly that I could have heard it a block away, "CUM NOW! CUM NOW!"
and I couldn't help but guffaw
around 11:00 I can hear my neighbor two doors over fucking his gf (it's hot, we all have our windows open)
at first I'm just hearing one or both of them moaning occasionally
no big deal, it happens
then all of sudden he shouts so loudly that I could have heard it a block away, "CUM NOW! CUM NOW!"
and I couldn't help but guffaw
You should have shouted "I'm almost there, keep going".
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what did you get it on?
I hope you didn't ruin your good pants
My vasectomy is going to happen in the near future!
That's right, I'll be out of the gene pool. Probably the best thing I've ever done for the world!
And now I feel bad about it.
at the same time!
I'll do it for free with my buck knife and a couple of shots of bourbon.
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around 11:00 I can hear my neighbor two doors over fucking his gf (it's hot, we all have our windows open)
at first I'm just hearing one or both of them moaning occasionally
no big deal, it happens
then all of sudden he shouts so loudly that I could have heard it a block away, "CUM NOW! CUM NOW!"
and I couldn't help but guffaw
You should have shouted "I'm almost there, keep going".
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ok, this is important
was he saying it as a command or as his own exclamation?
I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair.
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Pony wasn't it you who had the pretentious doctor trying to tell you not to get it?
Did you get a new doc or did he finally cave and shut up?
Coran Attack!
But then you just killed a non virgin, the ritual is ruined! You guys know nothing about proper virgin sacrifice.
Just carpet bomb Comic Con and you'll appease any and every god, deity, or spirit for hundreds of years.
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Attractive virgins only please.
So sayeth Mel D. Ing, God of Wook's Dong.
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