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TLB's Secret Community Project - Finally Revealed

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    node don't worry

    security will escort you out

    and probably rough you up a bit as well

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    NODeNODe Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    node don't worry

    security will escort you out

    and probably rough you up a bit as well

    Well, that eleviates most of my concerns.

    I have a battered trilby and a poorly constructed briefcase filled with looseleaf paper that I expect to be thrown out the front door after me.

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    143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Just in time for my "Dog-E and the Orangu-Man" pitch.

    Sweet.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    rejected

    now to write my dog and monkey buddy cop movie

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    143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Straight to DVD

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    DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Straight to America's hearts.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    also hey douglas danger?



    WHERE'S MY SCRIPT DOUGLAS?

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Do you still need artists?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    yes mully

    I need hells of artists

    you should draw Quoth's script

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    actually i was going to say i would love to work with quoth
    i should be able to start in about a week

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    that is awesome mully

    you are awesome

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    well, we'll see if i can pull my head out of my ass long enough to produce something worth your compliment

    i actually illustrated one of quoths short stories a while ago ... got to about 90% of the inking and 5% of the colouring ... and then i got busy and then my computer died.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    mully you will finish this

    one way or the other

    I may even go to the horrible canadas to make it happen

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i figure doing a super hero comic is something i should do
    considering i'm going into risk management
    what is a super hero if not a glorified risk manager

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2010
    why are people that don't post in GV posting in here

    this concept can't actually take off

    you can't give him that satisfaction

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    keith stop trying to mug me of my dreams

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    it is okay

    i am not so much pepper potts as i am mercy graves

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2010
    that's life in the big city, little fish


    g
    get it?

    little fish?

    like a fish out of water?

    in the city?

    and you're a little fish and there are lots of cats in the city and

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    punch

    drop kick

    to the mooooon

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Quoth I am gonna give you a list of my enemies

    I need you to take them out

    First is Keith

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i have conveniently already kicked him to the moon, which is a place where koalas cannot breathe

    who's next

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Glenn Danzig

    he knows what he did

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    my husband will be devastated

    but you're signing my checks so

    time to make danzig scream for his mother

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    just bring your husband a michael graves

    that'll cheer him up

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2010
    tlb let's get a writing studio together

    you can write dogshit

    and i can i dunno beat off all day??

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    keith I am not getting a studio so you can do what you do normally anyway

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2010
    in all honesty i do want to write for this, though

    i completely forgot any ideas i had originally

    but if i do write for this i want say in whose work is associated with mine

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I am not hiring fedora

    I want something to actually get done

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    but yeah you can have say

    everyone has say

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2010
    no not artist wise

    like

    who can even be on the same webpage as me

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    doggie it's more

    do I want you associated with me

    you are a peon in this organization

    a filthy, dirty, peon

    you are lucky I don't make you get me coffee

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    even the women are above you

    and everyone knows women aren't as good as men

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    See Keith, this is what happens when you fight TLB.

    At least I'm Parker.

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i too want to do something for this

    but im pretty sure the only idea i have would just turn into a cheesy porn comic

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I am not against cheesy porn comics, sars

    What about me would ever lead you to believe I would be against cheesy porn comics

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    tlb
    i am nearly done with this thing and I am getting pumped up, doggy.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    you better

    then when I get it I can edit the shit out of it and make you feel like a terrible, no good writer

    because I can

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    LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sentry Duty
    Part 1
    The Lonely Quills

    PANEL 1

    A man is standing next to a beat-up old truck. This man resembles PAUL KERSEY. He has a manly mustache and a cigarette hanging from his lips.

    CAPTION: "July, 2009"

    MAN: "Hello boys and girls. My name is TLB. I have an idea for a community comic project."


    PANEL 2

    A second man is standing nearby. He is wearing a red Adidas shirt. His name is Lucas.

    LUCAS: "Lets call the project Sentry Duty."

    TLB: "Golly gee, Lucas, that's a fantastic name. We need some writers and some artists for this project."


    PANEL 3

    A crowd of people shows up with eager expressions on their faces.

    Person 1: "I'm a writer. I have an idea."

    Person 2: "I can write too! I have a great idea about an alien invasion and a parasitic were-rabbit."

    Person 3: "Oh that just gave me the best idea. I'm gonna write up a script too!"


    PANEL 4

    TLB: "Well, we've got some great stories in the works. We just need some skilled artists to draw this stuff."


    PANEL 5

    TLB is standing there with his hands in his pockets. There is nothing but silence. And a tumbleweed.


    PANEL 6

    TLB: "Artists? Anyone? Anyone at all?"


    CAPTION: "The end?"


    Sentry Duty
    Part 2
    Reactivation
    PANEL 1

    A young woman is sitting at an old fashioned desk, scribbling away on a sheet of paper with a quill pen. This young woman is named Quoth.

    CAPTION: "August 2010"

    PANEL 2

    A blue light comes from the sky and shines down upon Quoth

    SATELLITE: "You have been activated for Sentry Duty. It is your job to get this project back on track."

    QUOTH: "It will be difficult, but I'm up to the challenge!"


    PANEL 3

    Quoth approaches TLB who is leaning against the old truck looking quite bored, with his arms crossed.

    QUOTH: "Hey TLB! I'm gonna reactivate the Sentry Duty project. I'll even make a website to help with organization."

    TLB: "Oh hey, Quoth. That's a great idea. You have reinvigorated me."


    PANEL 4

    A crowd of people appears, just as before.

    Person 1: "I should probably write a script for this"
    Person 2: "Yeah, I was busy before but now I have plenty of time to make a great script."
    Person 3: "That gives me a great idea for a story! Let me whip up a script real quick."


    PANEL 5

    TLB: "Those new stories sound great guys. Now we just need is some artists."



    PANEL 6

    A tumbleweed rolls by.

    TLB: "Artists? Anyone? Anyone at all?"

    CAPTION: "The end?"

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