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[Glossolalia++] Leonines and Theresai and a Bear, oh My!

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    y is Matt

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    The swine flu is Matt.

    Vis: 'fraid not. Lock is closer, but even he doesn't quite have it.

    The doors are the clue.

    fucking man

    fuck

    goddamn it

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    dude

    my hands

    they're so fucking matt












    what

    you're doing what?

    your mother

    you just said you were fucking Matt with your hands



    equation

    if you're fucking Matt
    and everyone is Matt
    then you are fucking your Mom

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You have passed the Matt

    Matt job, Matt.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You have passed the Matt

    Matt job, Matt.

    MatlockS1.jpg

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    haahahahaha

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    dude

    my hands

    they're so fucking matt












    what

    you're doing what?

    your mother

    you just said you were fucking Matt with your hands



    equation

    if you're fucking Matt
    and everyone is Matt
    then you are fucking your Mom

    By that logic, I am also fucking you, am I not?

    what do you think of that

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    You have passed the Matt

    Matt job, Matt.

    MatlockS1.jpg

    god I love you people

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ok so

    PUZZLE:

    There are seven doors.

    Only one door can open at a time.

    When you walk through the north door you end up back in the room (DE?AD do you walk through the south door or just end up walking back through the north door?)

    There's a rose compass on the ground, and the only point lining up with a door is the northern point.

    What do you do???

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    shut your whore mouth, momfucker.

    Momtumbe Momfucklusuv

    Mommasex Von Lickvonmommerson

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    dude

    my hands

    they're so fucking matt










    what

    you're doing what?

    your mother

    you just said you were fucking Matt with your hands



    equation

    if you're fucking Matt
    and everyone is Matt
    then you are fucking your Mom

    By that logic, I am also fucking you, am I not?

    what do you think of that


    it's a vicious circle

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    dude

    my hands

    they're so fucking matt










    what

    you're doing what?

    your mother

    you just said you were fucking Matt with your hands



    equation

    if you're fucking Matt
    and everyone is Matt
    then you are fucking your Mom

    By that logic, I am also fucking you, am I not?

    what do you think of that


    it's a vicious matt

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ok so

    MATT:

    There are seven Matts.

    Only one Matt can open at a time.

    When you walk through the north Matt you end up back in the Matt (Matt do you walk through the south Matt or just end up walking back through the north Matt?)

    There's a Matt Matt on the Matt, and the only Matt lining up with a Matt is the northern Matt.

    What does Matt do???

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ok so

    MATT:

    There are seven Matts.

    Only one Matt can open at a time.

    When you walk through the north Matt you end up back in the Matt (Matt do you walk through the south Matt or just end up walking back through the north Matt?)

    There's a Matt Matt on the Matt, and the only Matt lining up with a Matt is the northern Matt.

    What does Matt do???

    I thought about doing this for a second

    way to steal my idea asshole

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ok so

    PUZZLE:

    There are seven doors.

    Only one door can open at a time.

    When you walk through the north door you end up back in the room (DE?AD do you walk through the south door or just end up walking back through the north door?)

    There's a rose compass on the ground, and the only point lining up with a door is the northern point.

    What do you do???
    DE?AD wrote: »
    [The Outfit]
    Feli walks to the end of a randomly selected hall and pulls open the door, revealing... the exact room he just came from. Literally - he emerges from another door three hallways to the left.

    Also, this may be relevant:
    DE?AD wrote: »
    [The Outfit]
    Looking through the doorways, Feli and Locth find that each leads into an identical hallway - each of them seven hundred and seventy-seven meters long, with seven sides, and a seven-sided door at its end. Carved into each door is a stylized "7" - with little heptagons at each of its corners. The heptagon at the bottom seems to have been colored in.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU SAID IT!

    pee+wee.bmp

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It is relevant.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Are the Heptagons drawn at the bottom of the sevens coloured in different colours?

    Another solution may be that the north door is number 1, so the door directly left or right of it is number 7 and is the right door.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    DE?AD, I understand that as you're sick, you're not really able to give feedback. Are you in good enough condition to give a yes/no on the feasibility of that PM I sent you?

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Are the Heptagons drawn at the bottom of the sevens coloured in different colours?

    Nope - they're just solid instead of being outlines.
    Another solution may be that the north door is number 1, so the door directly left or right of it is number 7 and is the right door.

    That was Lock's idea.

    Matt: Sure. Just a sec.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    For the last time.

    DE?AD won't adopt you.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man, the thing is I don't even want DE?AD to tell us the solution because I feel like this room is a personaly affront to me.

    I want to solve it and punch it in the dick.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You fools
    the only answer is to not play the game

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    bah, linguistics

    you better solve this goddamn room while I'm studying, Vis

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'll try. D:

    I'm thinking that it might be each door is linked to one other door, but I'm not sure whether they're all linked to the one three doors left of them.

    Bah, I'm going to go draw this shit.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    or, one of you could come up with an awesome alternate solution

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    like knocking down a wall or six

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bah, savages.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Barely even hu-man.:whistle:

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Loeli should craft an alternate door that works like the door you're looking for works

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bah

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    bah bah black sheep

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Matt: Sure. Just a sec.
    gonna go out on a limb here and guess the answer is "Not a chance in hell, douchenozzle!"

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Rolll Haaaaaard

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Is...

    Is the door under the floor?

    I think I'm trying to come up with too complex solutions, because I'm sure it's actually a simple one.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Just yell real loud at specific stones.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That thing that Lock brought up is relevant.

    You guys can do this.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh shit.

    I think I might have got it.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Feli tries the door that corresponds with the coloured-in hectagon.

    (If this isn't it I will cry.)

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    hmmmmm the backdoor

    yes, the backdoor

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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