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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    gonna hit you with that missing man formation

    double backslide

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    hey NaS i checked you out

    we are like seventy something percent compatible

    but twenty percent enemies

    17.4% foes

    2.28% arch-villains

    0.32% nemeses

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    quoth we are 80% enemies what the fuck

    you are the worst internet husband ever

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    oh wait i forgot you arent a 28/f/gay from lancaster uk

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    they changed their interface somewhat

    Wait what are you doing on this site?

    I was helping critique orik's profile

    you don't trust me :(

    Were you practicing pressing the woo button?

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I guess this is me.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/38Simulated/

    I've been waiting to see if anyone would ever send me a message to tell me that they got the reference.

    oh, that was you? i was like, shit, only winks i'm getting are from gay men

    You didn't recognize me? After all the time we spent together.

    I'm crushed.


    Mostly I've been curious to see if anyone will get desperate enough to message a happily married guy.

    HEY BABY

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    hey NaS i checked you out

    we are like seventy something percent compatible

    but twenty percent enemies

    You two will have a tepid relationship for about 12 years, and then one night one of you will smother the other in their sleep because GOD DAMN IT STOP SNORING!

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    hey NaS i checked you out

    we are like seventy something percent compatible

    but twenty percent enemies

    Almost to perfect hate sex levels.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    we're gonna tie people up in bundles of six, dip 'em in barbecue sauce and roll 'em down a hill

    that freak shit

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I learned the plural form of nemesis today

    thank you, internets

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I learned the plural form of nemesis today

    thank you, internets

    Did you watch Mystery Men recently, too?

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I learned the plural form of nemesis today

    thank you, internets

    Did you watch Mystery Men recently, too?

    nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh Volyu my dear:
    80% Match / 76% Friend / 19% Enemy

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    blazing dragons

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I learned the plural form of nemesis today

    thank you, internets

    Did you watch Mystery Men recently, too?

    nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno

    aw shucks

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pretty sure my old profile about guns is still on this site.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    man the last time a forumer checked out my profile was April of 08.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pretty sure my old profile about guns is still on this site.

    interests: "shooting my guns into your vagina"

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    got them four slotted badger style

    mad cake

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    shoe for the love of god just masturbate and get it over with

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pretty sure my old profile about guns is still on this site.

    interests: "shooting my guns into your vagina"

    scorpion.jpg

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    when I did have have OKcupid, my enemy list consisted of people who looked hot, and my matches where all over 200 pounds

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    i still have se++ linked in my okcupid profile

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    SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    we're gonna tie people up in bundles of six, dip 'em in barbecue sauce and roll 'em down a hill

    A faggot of faggots?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    shoe for the love of god just masturbate and get it over with

    I don't masturbate son I transcended that shit

    I triumbulate

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Oh Volyu my dear:
    80% Match / 76% Friend / 19% Enemy

    Can you do searches to find your enemy on this site?

    Because I would be curious to find my ultimate nemesis.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    shoe for the love of god just masturbate and get it over with

    I don't masturbate son I transcended that shit

    I triumbulate

    what are the instruments required to achieve this fabled state

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    my ultimate nemesis was super sexy

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    we're gonna tie people up in bundles of six, dip 'em in barbecue sauce and roll 'em down a hill

    that freak shit

    Other than the barbeque sauce, that sounds like it could be kind of fun.

    A horizontal stack of people just rolling on down.

    Only on very soft ground though. Or snow.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pretty sure my old profile about guns is still on this site.

    interests: "shooting my guns into your vagina"

    If only that were true. Some random dude started hitting on Bel's profile the last time around so I donned my white armor and changed my profile and sent him a message about guns.

    I think he deleted his account or something.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Volyu/

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    volyu is the highest so far with 72%

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the important thing for all of you to remember is that even if no one ends up liking you on okcupid it's alright because there is nothing you can do to make god stop loving you

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pretty sure my old profile about guns is still on this site.

    interests: "shooting my guns into your vagina"

    If only that were true. Some random dude started hitting on Bel's profile the last time around so I donned my white armor and changed my profile and sent him a message about guns.

    I think he deleted his account or something.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Volyu/

    I remember telling you to put in Gun rhymes with Fun!

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    it would probably be better to add something like SEPLUSPLUS instead of SE++ since the "++" doesn't show up in the search parameters.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/robothero/

    make fun of my awesome profile

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    its like a camwhore thread except theres links

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    the important thing for all of you to remember is that even if no one ends up liking you on okcupid it's alright because there is nothing you can do to make god stop loving you

    Oh yes there is, and I have video of you doing it.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I met some ladies on here

    some were crazy, but at least three were pretty cool

    one of which is my current girlfriend, and we've been together pretty happily for almost a year now.

    High five! I've also met my girlfriend on here, and we're going to celebrating our one year in August.

    celebrating my one year in december with okcupid girlfriend

    woota

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    I hate this thing because only fat girls ever look at my profile

    Fuck you OKCupid

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