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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    [2:41:08 am]pineapple_rio:hey

    [2:42:44 am]swordfights:Hi there

    [2:43:35 am]swordfights:How's it going?

    [2:44:30 am]pineapple_rio:pretty good

    [2:44:32 am]pineapple_rio:you?

    [2:44:45 am]swordfights:It's going alright

    [2:44:48 am]swordfights:I would just like to say

    [2:44:55 am]swordfights:Before you get invested in me

    [2:44:58 am]swordfights:I am sixteen

    [2:44:59 am]swordfights:So!

    [2:45:08 am]pineapple_rio:uhh

    [2:45:09 am]pineapple_rio:lol

    [2:45:22 am]swordfights:I figured you should know.

    [2:45:27 am]pineapple_rio:y are you on the site?

    [2:45:41 am]swordfights:Not for dating!

    [2:46:50 am]swordfights:I didn't really expect anyone to try and contact me

    [2:48:09 am]swordfights:But uh, there you are!

    They got a point. Why are you on there?
    To get harassed by screenwriting dune buggy enthusiasts.

    Sounds fun!

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wtf it will not take Albuquerque as a real city?

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I personally have had zero results from this site after using it for a year.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    [2:41:08 am]pineapple_rio:hey

    [2:42:44 am]swordfights:Hi there

    [2:43:35 am]swordfights:How's it going?

    [2:44:30 am]pineapple_rio:pretty good

    [2:44:32 am]pineapple_rio:you?

    [2:44:45 am]swordfights:It's going alright

    [2:44:48 am]swordfights:I would just like to say

    [2:44:55 am]swordfights:Before you get invested in me

    [2:44:58 am]swordfights:I am sixteen

    [2:44:59 am]swordfights:So!

    [2:45:08 am]pineapple_rio:uhh

    [2:45:09 am]pineapple_rio:lol

    [2:45:22 am]swordfights:I figured you should know.

    [2:45:27 am]pineapple_rio:y are you on the site?

    [2:45:41 am]swordfights:Not for dating!

    [2:46:50 am]swordfights:I didn't really expect anyone to try and contact me

    [2:48:09 am]swordfights:But uh, there you are!

    They got a point. Why are you on there?
    To get harassed by screenwriting dune buggy enthusiasts.
    Monkeybutt is you, right?

    A fake account you made.

    intelligence bumped to "ignorant child"

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    [2:41:08 am]pineapple_rio:hey

    [2:42:44 am]swordfights:Hi there

    [2:43:35 am]swordfights:How's it going?

    [2:44:30 am]pineapple_rio:pretty good

    [2:44:32 am]pineapple_rio:you?

    [2:44:45 am]swordfights:It's going alright

    [2:44:48 am]swordfights:I would just like to say

    [2:44:55 am]swordfights:Before you get invested in me

    [2:44:58 am]swordfights:I am sixteen

    [2:44:59 am]swordfights:So!

    [2:45:08 am]pineapple_rio:uhh

    [2:45:09 am]pineapple_rio:lol

    [2:45:22 am]swordfights:I figured you should know.

    [2:45:27 am]pineapple_rio:y are you on the site?

    [2:45:41 am]swordfights:Not for dating!

    [2:46:50 am]swordfights:I didn't really expect anyone to try and contact me

    [2:48:09 am]swordfights:But uh, there you are!

    They got a point. Why are you on there?
    To get harassed by screenwriting dune buggy enthusiasts.
    Monkeybutt is you, right?

    A fake account you made.
    Who?

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The account you just linked us!

    Also Faq, what?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That pictures is legitimate as fuck, though.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm actually Monkeybutt and am offended by you guys for making fun of my pictures

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    OH GOD DAMN I GOT A MESSAGE FROM MONKEY BUTT

    #pipe on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    PLAY IT COOL #PIPE

    Be the Zuko. Live the Zuko.


    EDIT: And by Zuko I mean Riff.

    I confused my musicals how embarrassing.

    Seriously on
  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I still have my profile from when last time this thread reared it's head.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Electric_Wonton/

    Well the time before last, when rolo made it, unless that was that time. I really need to make some changes to my profile since I have no idea what I was doing when I made this.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    He messaged me too!

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My favorite books, movies, music, and food

    Terminator, Terminator 2, Terminator 3, Terminator 4

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    PI that had better goddamn be you

    He is in GLENDALE

    That is literally down the street

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nah, if it was me, I'd had messaged a lot more people than you and #pipe.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Guess you're fucked

    8-)8-)8-)

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Because he sent me this

    I noticed that you don't like fried chicken. Obviously you have not had my home-made fried chicken. Now, admittedly I have not used my deep frier in many moons, but I really want to bust it out again for the right people. It's just sitting my back porch collecting dust and needy neighbor kids. Shameful shit.

    Just two stand up dudes drinking brews and frying chicken, what do you say?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    look

    I admire any man, who is willing to take risks with their facial hair

    but that guy just flew to close to the sun

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I just checked out a girl's profile

    her three adjectives are

    "I am Smart, effervescent and Gary Busey"

    fuck the haters, this is a cool site.

    #pipe on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So I've actually gone on like 2 dates with people I've met on OKcupid.

    They were not very good.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So I've actually gone on like 2 dates with people I've met on OKcupid.

    They were not very good.

    Honestly though did you expect them to be good?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    I just checked out a girl's profile

    her three adjectives are

    "I am Smart, effervescent and Gary Busey"

    fuck the haters, this is a cool site.

    I'm tellin ya man, there is gold in them thar hills

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So I've actually gone on like 2 dates with people I've met on OKcupid.

    They were not very good.

    Honestly though did you expect them to be good?

    They were really cool online. But when I met them in person...

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So I've actually gone on like 2 dates with people I've met on OKcupid.

    They were not very good.

    Honestly though did you expect them to be good?

    They were really cool online. But when I met them in person...

    Key word here

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am much worse offline

    if you can even comprehend such a thing

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So I've actually gone on like 2 dates with people I've met on OKcupid.

    They were not very good.

    Honestly though did you expect them to be good?

    They were really cool online. But when I met them in person...

    Key word here

    You're kind of insulting yourself here.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I just checked out a girl's profile

    her three adjectives are

    "I am Smart, effervescent and Gary Busey"

    fuck the haters, this is a cool site.

    I'm tellin ya man, there is gold in them thar hills

    man I totally agree

    in the time I've been using the site, I have had

    • some very nice conversations that didn't go any further
    • a handful of platonic hang outs with really cool chicks, some of whom I still talk to
    • one instance of weird, awkward, but not bad casual sex
    • one girl who fucking fell in love with me and I wasn't interested which, hey you know, gotta happen sometimes.

    #pipe on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So I've actually gone on like 2 dates with people I've met on OKcupid.

    They were not very good.

    Honestly though did you expect them to be good?

    They were really cool online. But when I met them in person...

    Key word here

    You're kind of insulting yourself here.

    Alright sweet thanks

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I just checked out a girl's profile

    her three adjectives are

    "I am Smart, effervescent and Gary Busey"

    fuck the haters, this is a cool site.

    I'm tellin ya man, there is gold in them thar hills

    man I totally agree

    in the time I've been using the site, I have had

    • some very nice conversations that didn't go any further
    • a handful of platonic hang outs with really cool chicks, some of whom I still talk to
    • one instance of weird, awkward, but not bad casual sex
    • one girl who fucking fell in love with me and I wasn't interested which, hey you know, gotta happen sometimes.

    very awesome conversations
    very awesome recommendations for meals
    very awesome people in my life now
    currently having the best casual sex of my life


    OKC ain't bad

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    haha

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I met some ladies on here

    some were crazy, but at least three were pretty cool

    one of which is my current girlfriend, and we've been together pretty happily for almost a year now.

    High five! I've also met my girlfriend on here, and we're going to celebrating our one year in August.

    Haha, same here.

    First date we went to see Tropic Thunder. We both were wearing Threadless shirts. Afterwards we went to the nearby Starbucks and got some coffee and flipped through an Indiana Jones Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book they had there.

    this is the most nerdy thing I've heard
    if they had gone to a show and drank excessively then gone back to a studio apartment, done coke and had tantric sex it would have been hipster

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    What's the deal with girls who message you and then don't bother to reply back even though you replied to their message even though you didn't really want to but it seemed polite?

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    There have only been 2 girls on this site I've been remotely interested in meeting from my area.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Jaq_Attack

    and

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/soberrated/

    Problem being our conversations go nowhere. Even though we have a lot in common.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    then try and connect on a shared interest???

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    no

    the old ear piece friend at the opposite table trick

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, the sobberated chick was supposed to teach me how to drink sailor jerry on her front porch. But we never actually set that date up. She says that her mail gets full of junk and that she misses my messages.

    But i don't know if she's just being nice.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    There have only been 2 girls on this site I've been remotely interested in meeting from my area.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Jaq_Attack
    Food : Everything meat free except melons and bananas (!)

    She's probably insane

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Awww I just got messaged by someone who wanted me to sign up for a webcam site

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